In a room with the World Cup draw on the tv. Why is this not an excel spreadsheet and an email?

Might not be AI.

Found some copies of The Light at a motorway services. Did my own research as to what it was and responsibly recycled them.

In the time they've spent chucking people off this train to cancel it i could have been at my stop and well on my way ffs. No idea if a replacement is coming but at least I know to smoke or vape or whatever.

Christmas is RUINED.

One of December's many faults is that it's both way too short to get anything done and unbearably long.

The name's Bond...

Isn't it more conventional to stage a nativity play

Only one of these - Popular Alliance - is not a complete dud, although it would be a good addition to @rentouljohn.bsky.social's list of Compound Names In Which Every Word Is Untrue

Christmas is all about tradition. So it's lovely to see the annual Facebook posts about cars left in the town square car park ahead of the light switch-on.

I saw this in Sainsbury’s earlier, and the other six cheeses (listed on the other side of the box) are just as horrific. “Cheddar with peri peri turn up the heat herd style” Fifteen pounds.

Cat

In the latest Guardian Blind Date: 'he stayed behind to pick at the cold leftovers' My review:

Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social I hope this finds you

I experimented splicing the DNA of a cheetah with that of a crab, but things went sideways fast.

5 fave and 5 least fave Christmas songs Fave: None of them: burn them all onto a CD, send it to space, crash it into the sun. Never mention them again Least fave: - Fairy Tale of New York - Mistletoe and Wine - Anything that sounds like Michael Bublé - Anything Christmassy - Fairy Tale of New York

Deeply worrying sight in the corner of the office. Wondering if I can report it as an unattended item and get it blown up?

Not an original thought but the newer thameslink trains are really hateful.

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The second hand appliance store pickled onion Christmas window is back.

Messages from school to my parents in the 90s: Fill in the slip at the bottom & bring in £2 for the trip to the zoo Messages from school now: Your child's exam schedule is on Zoop, login via the LernPortal to access it, the results will be on HoneyTree, their homework is on Zappp & NumberHub

I got a letter from the Curia the other day I opened and read it, it said they were suckers They wanted me for God's army or whatever Picture me givin' a d--n, I said, "Never".

“Stop stop stop. Mark, you’re coming in late. Let’s go again. Bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom. Mr Sandman…”

Lincoln was wet and misty so looked great. The drive home down the A1 (not pictured) was also wet and misty but in a less good way.

Incredible headline.

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Feeling down? George has written this happy little poem to cheer us all up.

I never thought a comparison could be overly harsh on Stevenage. But here we are.

The Cop30 pavilion burning down is a little bit on the nose isn't it?

Checking in on MechaHitler

How To Tame Your Dragon (2010)

nobody wants your fucking ai

Sphinx

Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry

Saturday tea-time viewing just got a lot edgier.

At the

It looks like Death has a scallop shell in its hand to hold the bubble mixture. Neat.

Every ad now

Obvs one doesn't like to be judgy and I'm not the first person you'd ask about "tiktok" but the phrase "the internet's resident librarian" does make one's ears prick up. BBC News - www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c1...

This is an outrageous affront to the dozens of people who voted in those elections

Spot The Clue with DCI Baby Jesus in the Christmas issue of Viz, on sale today. If you can identify the killer before you reach the end of the strip, you could WIN YOUR WEIGHT IN QUALITY STREETS* (*competition not open to readers in your region)

Happy Fenton Day to all who celebrate. Jesus Christ, fourteen years. youtu.be/3GRSbr0EYYU

This is good, and I am glad I have friends who think like me like this and companies that feel the same. vivaldi.com/blog/a-i-bro...

Some people pour soy sauce on their vanquished opponent, but not me. I would never Kikkoman when he's down.

A good example of someone using "economically inactive" to mean "available for work but choosing not to" and forgetting it covers students, early retirees, carers, severely disabled people, parents with very young children etc...

If you thought drop bears weren’t terrifying enough. DROP CROCS.

Ban passwords imo

Most people think the BBC is biased but in different directions (or they're not sure).