Meals deals have gone too far imo

My postman told me a joke today. Wife: I'm leaving you. Husband: For what reason? Wife: I have 14 reasons plus I'm sick of you watching the tennis. Husband: That's 15, love.

Epic

working on a script for a horror movie where court 13 at Wimbledon is an ancient womble burial site and they emerge by entering the soul of a terrible British tennis player who becomes powerful but is gradually becoming orinoco

I mean, sure, Count Binface isn't funny, but going to lengths to argue that is as pitiful an endeavour as trying to persuade people that something is funny

Forget the No-Mow May nonsense and go No-Mow March-September and your garden too could be full of Gatekeepers, Pyronia tithonus, if you give them the long grasses they need to breed on. #Butterflies #Lepidoptera #VC55

Important clarification on how to address Count Binface when he is elected:

Bob Peck standing nearby wearing safari shorts and cocking a shotgun.

Hummingbird hawk moth on lavender just now.

nigel farage needs to put his foot on the pedal to defeat count binface, but that might make him flip his lid

No ball games

Loads of videos of hedgehogs drinking atm, e.g.

Enjoying the chain of causation here, although the reason for safety inspections would be good to know. I know it's something to do with pantographs.

What today needed at this point was some super hectic station piano playing.

Where do thameslink find the 8 coach trains for when everything goes wrong?

Only two union flags. Does he hate Britain?

Question about spoons theory. If you wanted to explain it to someone who would very much benefit from the explanation (for themselves) if done correctly, how would you do it? Literally take twelve spoons and count them down, as the original explainer did?

I, for one, welcome our new crab overlords. CRAB! CRAB! CRAB!

This is tedious. It isn't news anyway but if neither side made announcements then surely it would really not be news and everyone could come and go easily. BBC News - Buckingham Palace says Prince Harry will not stay at palace www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Sleepy hedgehog with four others mooching about behind.

ʸᵃʸ #sportsball

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Fb is pushing such awful crap at me now. It's so tempting to start commenting on it but no. All I want is a bit of what's happening locally and a few groups I signed up for, rather than some dreadful Christian nationalism that should have died a century ago.

I wouldn’t say that coprolite is my top favourite fossil, but it’s certainly a solid number two.

wtf is going on? Does nothing mean anything anymore?

This is a headline crammed full of things that I wish weren't in headlines. BBC News - William talks World Cup football fever on Travis Kelce's podcast www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I like that watching football comes with the assumption that it must involve alcohol and probably involve criminal activity. Also seems to excuse totally shitty public behaviour. BBC News - Police criticise timing of decision on pubs staying open for England match www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

The noise I made on reading the final line was frankly Lovecraftian.

I think football should be disestablished.

Why tho BBC News - Pubs allowed to stay open until 5am for England Mexico match - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Had to move off the path twice already today for pairs of dog walkers yay.

UK petition for immediate ban on sale or promotion of "Smart glasses" petition.parliament.uk/petitions/76.... (At the very least, they should be renamed 'shart glasses'). [Reposted as I ballsed up the URL before and Bluesky doesn't allow edits]

Bee-wolf (honeybee hunting wasp with an excellent name) in the garden. Hadn't caught anything yet but was in the right place for them.

Chilli

Three hedgehogs

Londonders, does anyone know off the top of their head, how tricky is it to get the pram out of Green Park from the Victoria line? I can't work out if it's entirely step free or not. I can do a few short flights but I want to avoid escalators.

Odyssesus's dad wants to chat Routes (This one is a print and I have four copies left of in the edition before it's sold out, ie never to be printed again! Shop link in my bio 👆) #odyssey

Or it could be no dress sense, insecurity, and having no idea of how to wear anything except the same things all the time. I imagine. www.theguardian.com/fashion/2026...

HOGLETS #hedgehogs There are more at the back if you zoom in. Defiantly not using the actual hedgehog house though

One should not read about RDA in these conditions.

Extraordinary credit to Sadiq Khan for pushing through this deeply controversial policy. This is what can happen when politicians are prepared to stick to their principles.

I spent the summer of 1976 at my Aunt Meg's cottage on the surface of the Sun, where me and my dog uncovered a gang of smugglers and were rewarded with a Chopper bike with asbestos wheels. That just wouldn't happen now.

Connections purple is another one only doable by elimination.

Back on the other site, years ago, there was a thread about the most pretentious thing people had ever overheard. Someone said they witnessed a guy at an ice cream van asking for 'two Magna'.

Wait.. who names their kid after a Deliveroo bag? www.msn.com/en-gb/news/n...

I can hear someone loudly playing Vindaloo.

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Don't often get butterflies in the garden at this time of day.

Has Keir considered having a go at the Manchester mayor job