this is my take, the fact it's postmarked three days after Epstein died and anybody can get mail returned to a sender that isn't them, and it reads too clumsily on the nose

Draymond isn't good enough to get away with this shit anymore. He's having by far his worst season since his rookie year, and the team looked the best it has in weeks after he left.

I don’t have an opinion on Avatar.

Worth adding here that SpaceX is almost entirely funded by government contracts and subsidies, and so this really amounts to embezzling taxpayer funds to cover up the losses from his stupid idiot boxes.

Instead of a segment on 60 Minutes, Bari Weiss will hold a town hall called “CECOT: Is it really that bad?” with Kristi Noem and David Brooks debating.

My brain immediately is thinking either something racist or all the money he put on his parlay

lol someone forgot the script

When you stand under a mistletoe this holiday season, instead of kissing someone you just start laughing hysterically thinking about nazi breaking his neck.

Had to re-read the Miami/A&M score three times before I believed it. Are they playing in a monsoon? Has the forward pass been outlawed?

lmao ok I changed my mind I actually love this.

There's a series of things (like the ballroom, Gulf of America) that we're going to have to *undo* the moment this guy is out of office. And yet I can already hear future Democrat presidents saying "I'm focused on the people's work, not the knucklehead stuff" and just leave this man's shit up.

The Rams have never won a football game since one of their players hung out with an illiterate streamer to do antisemitism.

I really think it's important for these millionaire athletes, none of whom are children, to feel great shame for being interested in Adin Ross to begin with. Mookie Betts, you are 33 years old. You have a wife and children. You should not know who Adin Ross is.

"I only went to the pedophile's party by accident" isn't exactly the best defense of our ruling class and their morality.

A 10-part documentary on the Tampa Bay Buccaneers is something a sports sicko like me would have been interested in if I didn't know it was commissioned by one of their billionaire owners.

Reminder that Mookie Betts has always sucked. www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/dod...

another reminder that @governor.ca.gov is a monster that hates californians and children

Anyone following Andrew Tate I just assume is a rapist or doing some other terrible shit in their life.

I’d suggest they go back to 12 teams, it’s crazy enough to work.

A tale as old as time.

Bullying works.

Cleveland Browns announce they think it’s their year.

this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.

We have found the leader of the Turtle Island Liberation Front.

And I just realized it is powered by Gronk and not Grok. I feel much better about this bowl now.

Can Dick Van Dyke suit up for the Colts?

When you really want to get a break from your 32 kids.

lol how the fuck are they airing this on network television? This is 3:00 AM CBN level shit.

lmao

Anxiously awaiting the kid friendly, animated movie adaptation of The Jungle.

I feel very confident that this will be one of the lowest rated programs in CBS history.

ultimately, no one even grieved Charlie Kirk. he was just another thing for the worst people on earth to get outraged over. and when the outrage of real events wasn't enough, they invented new ones. not even his wife saw his death as anything other than an opportunity.

In fairness they did this for Hitler too so might as well put a bunch of Hitlers who want to create AI Hitler on the cover.

I have forgotten the sun exists.

lol really? He was so bored by baseball he decided to quit announcing it. Induct the 47th inning tweet in instead.

The Suns should clean house if they can’t get up for an NBA Cup quarterfinal.

Fired for cause in the middle of December? That has to be some bad shit.

"AI should be in your battle rhythm every day" is one of the dumbest sentences ever written by a human

No and you can't. They're dead. Whatever AI monstrosity that pretends to be your grandmother is not your grandmother or any dead loved one.

The Kyle Schwarber savings are paying off.

“Sir I can’t type in Times New Roman, I’m woke!”

If he were selling Death Ray Glasses, he'd say "I cannot imagine raising a newborn without Death Ray Glasses."

im always thinking about the john lennon murder during monday night football

The man has 27 kids to feed.

Having Mr. Beast’s phone number should be disqualifying.

This might even be worse than guns in schools.