Trump right now

GET THE PEDOPHILE OFF THE STAGE

Eat shit Argentina.

It should not be forgotten that the Trump family stepped in to get them out of Romania. Don Jr. and Barron are big fans. www.pbs.org/newshour/sho...

lol

THE ODYSSEY's instantly, predictably enormous success is Exhibit #32176 that the right wing's grievance-farming operation is not some great American cultural shift. Most people don't give a shit about their petty crusades.

While not the first one for sure, the first R rated movie I saw in theaters was Species which might as well have been a movie created by a teenage boy. Of course I loved it.

It was probably the infamously cursed 1996 version of The Island of Dr. Moreau but when weighting for budget I’ll go with the absolute dog shit Jurassic Park: Fallen Kingdom.

Casually threatening mass rapes

Imagine being such a loser than you can’t stop talking about losing for almost six years now.

All our troops balls gone

It sounds like the only fraud is in the White House! Follow me for more cutting edge political humor.

MLB is like the Democratic Party in that they’re deeply concerned about popularity and all their actions seem to be aimed at capturing some mythical person who has never become a baseball fan and will probably never become a baseball fan meanwhile baseball fans are yelling PLEASE JUST PLAY BASEBALL

MLB would like you to Stand Up 2 Cancer while the MLB commissioner sucks up to the Trump administration that’s gutted cancer research & doomed people to death.

Is there going to be a point in this game where they aren’t doing interviews?

Philly fans didn’t boo the kids. Cowards.

Just completed the toughest shoulder workout known to humanity (changed a shower curtain liner that’s held up by those plastic snappy rings)

Every single trans woman could have told you this was coming and many, in fact, did.

It’s great that Lindsey Graham spent his last few months alive watching us eat shit in Iran.

Well it didn’t happen but Lindsey Graham dying is a decent consolation prize on a Sunday.

Getting diarrhea like, "Hope this isn't the diarrhea that was on the news"

"first sign of controversy"

This happened almost 24 hours ago and the only media outlet that has written anything about it is the New York Post of all places.

This is how I learned there is an airport named after Trump.

Every conservative pundit’s working overtime to try to make Platner’s sexual assault the face of the New Democratic Party and Donny can’t help but go “well hold on a minute, maybe she made it up”. What an incredible political specimen.

Was the instructor D.B. Cooper?

Very lol Mets for them to be the beneficiary of this absurdity and still manage to lose by four runs.

The batter scores on this. What the acual hell.

Next time you should probably just assume a former military contractor is a nazi and a rapist.

No, not squeaky-clean Graham.

The story here is not this stupid movie – which will never get made and never come out – but how the Tilly Norwood people keep getting these credulous articles placed in national news sources despite zero demonstration of any success or demand for this.

they're uploading full venture bros eps on youtube every saturday and this, truly, is a reason to feel deep and inimitable pride www.youtube.com/@VentureBros...

thousands of americans finally learning how much of our govt actually is running rn

Ha ha I hate it here

lol this happened where I live. I guess I should start going to the rodeo.

Happy 4th of July! 🎇

Twitter is run by a nazi who poses as his mom to post an AI image of a birthday party that didn’t happen. Who’s more pathetic here?

I'll summarize this: Mamdani asked NYers to keep air conditioning at 78 degrees. A wave criticism hit online. A MSNBC broadcast pointed out the US Department of Energy recommends that 78 degree figure. Immediately after, the US Department of Energy deleted 6,000 web pages related to energy saving.

I have no problem with anyone rooting for USMNT but I will cackle loudly when they lose.

Whenever I see Caminero’s name I pronounce it in my head to the Simpsons Canyonero song.

The far right is suddenly going to be really into the Lakers.

You have a better chance of winning the lottery than the scenario of a) having a girl who is good enough for an athletic scholarship but to only one specific school and b) there being a trans girl applying to the same school beating that girl out for the last scholarship offer.

The ban is heinous for what it does to transgender athletes. But if you think cisgender girls and young women won’t be caught up in the fallout, too, you are woefully ignorant

It was never about sports. We’ve been telling you guys for years. Sports were a means to an end. And here we are.

Given how close this ended up being, they're going to take another crack at this before Trump is out of office.

The final MLB All-Star ballot voting is hilarious on the A.L. side. Every position is a guy having a good year vs. Blue Jays player with a .600 OPS.

good that its overturned but note that there were 4 justices ready to basically make up a fake federal statute if they thought it would help republicans steal elections. very dangerous!

I'm more convinced the Warriors aren't trying to make one more final run but rather just assembling a bunch of old guys who want to hang out with each other.

Getting a shitload of normie Americans of all political stripes to show up for a celebration of America’s 250th birthday would have been a slam dunk for any other administration.