We all love making fun of the A.L. Central but the entire A.L. with the exception of the Yankees and Rays is not looking too great right now. If the season ended today, half the playoff teams would be under .500.

Wrasslin' > Sports Entertainment

Cybertruck owner: "You see what you don't understand is Elon did this on purpose. Eventually he's going to create a flying car that goes to Mars and we won't need wheels."

It's Met Gala Night, post a random Met.

Are you nostalgic for things that suck shit? This one is for you!

I just bought a new protein infused Bible.

The History of the Oakland Athletics (by Jon Bois)

WHO the hell brought hantavirus on the ship?

dying at this page of baseball quotes from the latest print edition of @theonion.com

In a split second it was “well game over” and then”WHAT?!”

HOLY SHIT

The South proving at lightning speed why the Voting Rights Act was still necessary.

If a team trails by 50+ points at any point in an NBA playoff game they should be immediately eliminated, escort them off the court at that moment.

I have been radicalized by the Bluesky algorithm.

Graham Platner's joy over clinching the nomination will be dimmed today as he thinks of lost loved ones.

This is actually the perfect distillation of the right wing worldview. A predatory industry treats consumers unfairly so it must be immigrants' fault.

Did it happen?

Hey nice post you got there, would be a shame if I quoted it.

Rewriting the ending of Of Mice and Men so that George and Lennie open a successful petting zoo

I can't believe this. @normcharlatan.bsky.social you're a Minnesota Legend, my man.

How do you feel about Donald Trump's actions as president so far? [adjacent to an artful and flattering black-and-white sketch of me] Jon, 43, white "I no longer call it the Sun. I call it the Hot Moon. You cannot catch and eat the Hot Moon because it moves too fast because it is late for school."

This is gross but important thing in here is it's a limited edition and optional for someone to choose. I'd propose other countries deny entry for anyone who actually picks this as their passport.

2026: We talked to 12 Trump voters, 9 of them wish they hadn't voted for him. 2028: We talked to 12 Trump voters, all support his "N" Word Pass Card plan.

You know an administration is washed when they piss themselves over Jimmy Kimmel of all people not just once but twice.

No 1 seed had ever lost a game to an 8 seed that shot under 33% until tonight. Congratulations Pistons.

Disappoint My brain is convinced that there are two "s" and one "p" every time I type it. In fairness, that second "p" shouldn't exist.

Have you ever noticed that the massive, coordinated, multi-year assault on trans rights is based on NOTHING WHATSOEVER

lol they're going to try to shutdown BlueSky over this.

There was no conceivable scenario that this guy was ever going to get close enough to kill Trump last night yet some in the media are treating it like it’s Hinckley shooting Reagan.

Just wild that the Secret Service shot a Donald Trump supporter dead at Mar-a-Lago two months ago because he had a gun & was trying to kill the president over the Epstein files but—speaking only for myself—I haven’t heard a word about it amid the coverage tonight www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

already exhausted by people referring to this as an assassination attempt. he was never in the room with him! no one made an attempt on his life at all! and no matter what evidence comes out, they’re gonna treat it like an attempt forever.

asking the most hated man in the world why he thinks everyone keeps trying to kill him

I know Klay plays basketball but....

Imagining a guy who only started reading the Bible because of Russell Brand.

Who’s this Hasan Piker I keep hearing about? I want to say he’s a weak side linebacker with a 6th round grade.

POW MIA flags are so funny, it’s like every post office having a flag that says “chemtrails”

But you'll never get articles about how the Republican Party needs to move to the left and adopt more mainstream positions on transgender issues because that isn't something that animates the dozen or so individuals setting the agenda the way the reverse does.

The NFL Draft was better when it was like 12 hours long and started at 5:00 AM PST on a Saturday. You would wake up on the west coast around 8 and they'd still be on pick 7. By the 3rd round they'd just have some guy from the league office reading out the picks from a desk. It was great.

I came across this interview Dianna Russini did with Mike Vrabel last August. Russini: "Your wife Jen is a superb athlete." Vrabel: "I would say used to be." Ooooof

And even if he was a) Not a rapist and b) Not an extremely online asshole, he's still a 35-year-old pitcher who last faced MLB batters five years ago and had the worst ERA of any pitcher with 100+ IP in the Japanese Central League last year. He's not an MLB caliber pitcher anymore.

"It's okay for the boys to hunt you for sport. Escape is not an option; they will find you."

Priceless post from the official White House social media

Probably not a good sign for the Mets that their losing streak has reached Mo Vaughn Era levels.

Bluesky: A Text-based Adventure

All your blank images are perfect in their own way.

Michael (2026)

The only wars I will support.

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