Allen Bored
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I like socialism and sportsball My baseball nerd alt:
@rankingsomeguys.bsky.social
We all love making fun of the A.L. Central but the entire A.L. with the exception of the Yankees and Rays is not looking too great right now. If the season ended today, half the playoff teams would be under .500.
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Wrasslin' > Sports Entertainment
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Cybertruck owner: "You see what you don't understand is Elon did this on purpose. Eventually he's going to create a flying car that goes to Mars and we won't need wheels."
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about 12 hours ago
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv)
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It's Met Gala Night, post a random Met.
2 days ago
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Are you nostalgic for things that suck shit? This one is for you!
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3 days ago
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I just bought a new protein infused Bible.
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3 days ago
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The History of the Oakland Athletics (by Jon Bois)
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3 days ago
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WHO the hell brought hantavirus on the ship?
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3 days ago
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âłatt
5 days ago
dying at this page of baseball quotes from the latest print edition of
@theonion.com
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In a split second it was âwell game overâ and thenâWHAT?!â
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HOLY SHIT
5 days ago
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Evan Deaubl
5 days ago
The South proving at lightning speed why the Voting Rights Act was still necessary.
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If a team trails by 50+ points at any point in an NBA playoff game they should be immediately eliminated, escort them off the court at that moment.
about 1 year ago
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I have been radicalized by the Bluesky algorithm.
6 days ago
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Graham Platner's joy over clinching the nomination will be dimmed today as he thinks of lost loved ones.
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7 days ago
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio)
7 days ago
This is actually the perfect distillation of the right wing worldview. A predatory industry treats consumers unfairly so it must be immigrants' fault.
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Did it happen?
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7 days ago
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Hey nice post you got there, would be a shame if I quoted it.
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7 days ago
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Rad O'Brien, Chief Engineer đ”
8 days ago
Rewriting the ending of Of Mice and Men so that George and Lennie open a successful petting zoo
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Ian
8 days ago
I can't believe this.
@normcharlatan.bsky.social
you're a Minnesota Legend, my man.
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Jon Bois
8 days ago
How do you feel about Donald Trump's actions as president so far? [adjacent to an artful and flattering black-and-white sketch of me] Jon, 43, white "I no longer call it the Sun. I call it the Hot Moon. You cannot catch and eat the Hot Moon because it moves too fast because it is late for school."
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This is gross but important thing in here is it's a limited edition and optional for someone to choose. I'd propose other countries deny entry for anyone who actually picks this as their passport.
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8 days ago
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2026: We talked to 12 Trump voters, 9 of them wish they hadn't voted for him. 2028: We talked to 12 Trump voters, all support his "N" Word Pass Card plan.
9 days ago
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You know an administration is washed when they piss themselves over Jimmy Kimmel of all people not just once but twice.
9 days ago
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No 1 seed had ever lost a game to an 8 seed that shot under 33% until tonight. Congratulations Pistons.
9 days ago
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Disappoint My brain is convinced that there are two "s" and one "p" every time I type it. In fairness, that second "p" shouldn't exist.
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9 days ago
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Lilah Sturges
10 days ago
Have you ever noticed that the massive, coordinated, multi-year assault on trans rights is based on NOTHING WHATSOEVER
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lol they're going to try to shutdown BlueSky over this.
10 days ago
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There was no conceivable scenario that this guy was ever going to get close enough to kill Trump last night yet some in the media are treating it like itâs Hinckley shooting Reagan.
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11 days ago
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Roger Sollenberger
11 days ago
Just wild that the Secret Service shot a Donald Trump supporter dead at Mar-a-Lago two months ago because he had a gun & was trying to kill the president over the Epstein files butâspeaking only for myselfâI havenât heard a word about it amid the coverage tonight
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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New details emerge about armed man shot and killed at Trumpâs Mar-a-Lago
Austin Tucker Martin, 21, was killed by Secret Service after entering Trumpâs Florida resort with a shotgun on Sunday
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/feb/23/trump-mar-a-lago-secret-service
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assbutt
11 days ago
already exhausted by people referring to this as an assassination attempt. he was never in the room with him! no one made an attempt on his life at all! and no matter what evidence comes out, theyâre gonna treat it like an attempt forever.
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Cosmos Lionheart
11 days ago
asking the most hated man in the world why he thinks everyone keeps trying to kill him
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I know Klay plays basketball but....
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11 days ago
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Imagining a guy who only started reading the Bible because of Russell Brand.
12 days ago
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Whoâs this Hasan Piker I keep hearing about? I want to say heâs a weak side linebacker with a 6th round grade.
12 days ago
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Chris Person
12 days ago
POW MIA flags are so funny, itâs like every post office having a flag that says âchemtrailsâ
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The Space Pope
12 days ago
But you'll never get articles about how the Republican Party needs to move to the left and adopt more mainstream positions on transgender issues because that isn't something that animates the dozen or so individuals setting the agenda the way the reverse does.
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The NFL Draft was better when it was like 12 hours long and started at 5:00 AM PST on a Saturday. You would wake up on the west coast around 8 and they'd still be on pick 7. By the 3rd round they'd just have some guy from the league office reading out the picks from a desk. It was great.
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I came across this interview Dianna Russini did with Mike Vrabel last August. Russini: "Your wife Jen is a superb athlete." Vrabel: "I would say used to be." Ooooof
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Dianna Russini recently asked Mike Vrabel 50(ish) seconds of questions to celebrate his 50th birthday đ
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1700250310676479
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And even if he was a) Not a rapist and b) Not an extremely online asshole, he's still a 35-year-old pitcher who last faced MLB batters five years ago and had the worst ERA of any pitcher with 100+ IP in the Japanese Central League last year. He's not an MLB caliber pitcher anymore.
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"It's okay for the boys to hunt you for sport. Escape is not an option; they will find you."
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Helen Kennedy
15 days ago
Priceless post from the official White House social media
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Probably not a good sign for the Mets that their losing streak has reached Mo Vaughn Era levels.
15 days ago
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ChiliDishGambino
15 days ago
Bluesky: A Text-based Adventure
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All your blank images are perfect in their own way.
15 days ago
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Michael (2026)
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16 days ago
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The only wars I will support.
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17 days ago
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Donated $390 + fees into the Charity Bowl money cannon. The donation represents $10 for each Duke football loss while Stephen Miller attended school there.
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