Oh yeah, he’s dying.

Bari absolutely rocks. Her two ideas for stories are "I have this famous person's phone number" and "I heard libs were doing some weird stuff out there." Absolutely replacement level suburban dunce.

My wife's family often refer to cousins of older relatives as aunt or uncle. With our 4 y/o he has two cousins on my side of the family that are much older than him and it's easier to just refer to them as aunt and uncle. This is one of the most pathetic media created controversies I've ever heard.

monkeys surprisingly ungrateful for being shot up with hep c, herpes, covid

TLDR version: "We aren't going to do much about this because we're making a shit load of money off of gambling but hey maybe AI will fix the problem."

I encourage him to test this out by sitting outside a grizzly bear den right after they come out of hibernation.

More from our long-running, Pulitzer Prize winning series: repetition of dubious and illegal things Trump says.

Marjorie Taylor Green is literally the Jewish space lasers lady She’s an anti-semite! That’s why she opposes Israel, not because she supports human rights Do not fucking circulate her saying “oh she’s being reasonable” jfc

First World Series complete game in a decade.

I assume they’re going to stand up to defunding cancer research later on in the game, whenever there’s another good stopping point

Imagine turning on the game at this exact moment.

Miami is clearly embracing our current fascist government with their uniforms tonight so we must root for that bastion of leftist values known as Stanford in this gridiron battle.

Reminder that the loser of the World Series is exiled from Earth. The stakes couldn't be higher.

I know New York City is the Big Apple, the city that never sleeps if you will, but Mamdani is going to be the mayor of less than 3% of the country. It doesn't matter how popular he is outside of that city. I hope he does well but I'm always a little annoyed I even know who the mayor of NYC is.

The absolute worst political instincts, just total dogshit, which actually makes him the perfect leader for the Democrats in terms of what they represent.

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast' 10/10 response, no notes

Flappy is a good kid, he just got mixed with the wrong crowd.

A nationwide search for "Observe And Report-type dudes." A whole new parallel armed force made up of guys who have described themselves as "a pretty serious DUI guy" in conversation. A qualification exam where the only task is getting upset and driving your truck into another truck. A new age.

Reminder that the attempt to “cancel” him was he accused by several women of sexual assault. He then tried to sue Business Insider for defamation for their reporting and the case was dismissed. Portnoy of course was never “cancelled” and continues to reap the benefits of being a rich rapist.

yet another in a long list of crimes committed by the trump administration. people are going to go hungry, american children are going to suffer from malnourishment at levels not seen since the depression. please use the following link to find your local food bank and give what you can.

It's going to be so amazing being alive in 2026 because the front page will say "BREAKING Mamdani Received Free Cheese Pizza From a Local Vendor, Calls to Resign Mount" and then on page 3 you'll see "Hegseth's Pentagon Rape Dungeon Raises Legal Questions."

the chauncey billips poker stuff was kinda sitting out there in the open for years www.reddit.com/r/ripcity/s/...

If I were an NBA head coach, I would choose not to be part of a mafia poker operation. Portland, I will take your phone call if you're interested.

This is your NBA Arrest Report presented by Draft Kings.

He’s a seemingly implausible create-a-player come to life.

Predatory NIL payday loans to pay gambling debts is in our future.

The way I laughed as “New York Jets” rolled across my phone’s screen

lol

Celebrating NBA opening night with a remember some guys post from the only Warriors season opener I ever attended back in 1996. It was played in San Jose while the Oakland Arena was being renovated, an uninspired 12-point loss to the Clippers. Blessed to see the NBA debut of Todd Fuller.

I think my worst political “phase” was being pro death penalty when I was like 14 or 15. Not great but I can safely say I never came close to a Nazi “phase”.

Trump DOJ also refused to let DC police arrest Republican Rep. Cory Mills (R-FL) for allegedly assaulting a woman earlier this year. He went on to allegedly threaten another woman, and remains in Congress. www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...

this is an absolutely wild use of passive voice, where you have to get through layers of narrative to figure out an ICE agent smashed a car window with his gun like an idiot, which went off and shot two people

I hope this somehow ties in with the Louvre heist.

The norms must continue until morale improves.

Don't ask me why but I've been reading old college football newspaper articles and came across this headline from 10/8/78 edition of The Atlanta Constitution.

The thought I had when the Maine nazi tattoo guy rolled out his first ad was “Damn this ad is good…almost too good”. And welp my pessimism about being hopeful about almost any political candidate paid off.

Sports can be thrilling and joyful. They can also rip out your still beating heart. Sorry Mariners fans, that was rough.

Literally destroying the White House seems a little too on the nose.

When you want to ensure that you will never see your future grandchildren.

There's no compromising and rationalizing with these people. Their brains are cooked.

What a surreal read. These old guys say they have a "moral obligation" to get back to making money off the booty shorts restaurant. Well put on the shorts then fellas. Nobody wants to work anymore

The reality that these people think we live in is going to continue to get more people killed.

The Cardinals were 2-0 before that “memorial service” was held at their stadium. They are now 2-5.

Stanford transitive win over Alabama achievement completed.

National baseball telecasts would be so much better if they used the local announcers. Either switch between both teams crews during the game or use the home team’s crew for the whole game.

Folks, they’re calling it the most divorced potato chip in history

they really thought they were Doing Something here too, you can tell. just rank loser behavior

That's very interesting and it makes me want to remember some guys. Todd Frohwirth Shea Hillebrand Scott Erickson Sam Horn Eddie Guardado Darren Lewis Otis Nixon Mike Blowers Tony Womack Joe Orsulak Gregg Olson Greg Olson

You're absolutely right — starting a land war in Asia wasn't just a bad call, it's 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗰 𝗯𝗹𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀. Thank you for calling me out on that — really. I'll be extra-strategic from now on. Would you like me to get cracking on those 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿?