"i-frames." what is that? i think of my glasses before i think of invincibility! we should start calling it "lgbt-frames." short for "little guy birthday time," obviously, because you're just a little guy, and it's your birthday, and they wouldn't hit a little guy on his birthday

All my homies hate the Florida Gators

Yo fuck the Florida Gators

I'd like to believe that I'm not the first person to show you this, but I will not be the last. youtu.be/jrkOQuRYCIQ?...

@notkerrence.bsky.social we used to pray for times like this

Such an honor! My podcast for @wpln.bsky.social, “The Country in Our Hearts,” has been awarded “Best Audio Storytelling.” Thank you to @nashvillescene.com and, as always, to all the people who shared their time and stories with me ❤️ www.nashvillescene.com/bon/2025/med...

Hello friendos It would be terrible if you told people about Books Unbanned, a program to get free library cards into the hands of teens and young adults anywhere in the country so they can access e-copies of frequently banned materials. Freedom to read. They can sign up here: booksunbanned.com

I just cannot, for the life of me, understand what the hell Barry Trotz is thinking at any given moment

Pictures that immediately remind me of @notkerrence.bsky.social

A spot on gift from the girlfriend

"I could sure go for an omlette" /10 minutes later "ah yes, scrambled eggs, what I really wanted all along"

Any day is a great day to shut the fuck up and I'm going to exercise that right today.

WEEK 3 SP+ PICKS GT 28.2, Clemson 27.7? Vols 25, Dawgs 24?? Irish 28, Aggies 25 LSU 28, Florida 25 Bama 33, Wisconsin 16 Pitt 30, WVU 26 Miami 38, USF 24 Rebs 32, Hogs 22 SC 30, Vandy 21 Not as many disagreements this week. Clemson aside, anyway. Full list: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

Perfection

Billy Napier you had to fuck this up SO bad there's no chance you'll still be around for the game this year

I listened to this week's fullcast again this morning because it was that fucking funny

"Michael Lonbardi is the Paul Heyman that's wrong" has me DYING

. @edsbs.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi @celebrityhottub.bsky.social Listening to the start of the fullcast, the phrase "rudy guiliani liquid snake arm" is now forever stuck in my brain

Had some time before my next meeting, had leftover rice and chicken, so laptop in kitchen, I made fried rice from scratch, avocado and chili lime chicken with a leftover cilantro sauce. Early lunch, but oh well

Come to the Catio cat Cafe for an ass kicking

Went to get donuts this morning with all the kids and laid back down for a bit. I got up to check on them: - GFs 13 yr old: playing on his phone - my 12 yr old: playing on her switch - my 6 yr old: she is LOCKED in watching deep sea fishing videos on YouTube what

Imagine the political version of surrender cobras

I've been heartbroken since yesterday but just know under a very specific circumstance I will buy a Packers Parsons jersey

For no reason in particular I just explained the concept of not jinxing a perfect game to the gf

I'm incapable of believing things that good actually happen, please universe prove me wrong

FUCK JERRY JONES

As a child psychiatrist whose job is working with teens contemplating suicide, let me respond to this with the nuance and thoughtfulness it deserves: WHAT. THE. ABSOLUTE. FUCK.

Go outside

I did meal prep yesterday (which meant I didn't have to do laundry or clean lol) A full weeks worth of breakfast, lunches and dinners. My GF, after doing all the actual hard work, made this with her brownie and ice cream I love this woman

Meal prepping today, give me some ideas or stuff you like. Doesn't necessarily have to be meal prep specific, or whatever but I'm trying to avoid just chicken and rice bowls

Grilled cheese: Rosemary sourdough, with garlic butter, brie cheese, blackberries and hot honey

When you ask your gorgeous lady and love of your life to smile for a picture that you can treasure forever

A reminder for weekends this fall:

@thehockeyboomer.bsky.social can you get one of these for me

Shepherd's Pie. Good GOD this was good, and I've never made it before

"YOU CAN'T MAKE ME SHOOT THE PUCK"

Come to the Kentucky Bucees for a group ass kicking

One of the things I'm going to be doing in a senior role on this team is to help build the confidence of the rest of them (they're all fresh out of college), so the first little side project they're all getting is - you guessed it - non-work-related dashboards.

I'm still getting used to dating a Certified Baddie, even though it's been a year and a half. This woman got complimented twice in ten minutes at Costco, and I'm just like "yes she is, and if you're wondering, yes, I'm funny"

Technically now Cam Neely is my coworker, so that's neat

My gf and her 13 year old are mad at me because i told them math rules while he's working on his homework. They told me math is dumb and so am I. I will not tolerate this slander.

The money I have on vegetables at the Asian/Latino supermarket in East Nashville totally makes up for the cost in gas. I mean, 3 huge bunches of huge green onions for a dollar? My favorite vegetable? Hell yeah

Pictured: A big dumb yellow thing that people got over once they turned seven years old And Pikachu

Sorry daikon radish, I wasn't familiar with your game

Found some notes my lady left me in my coffee cup/pen holder today. These are from over a year ago. This is the highest form of affection imo