Thinking about the time where my hyper-introverted friend got her brother to propose to his girlfriend at their wedding so she and her new husband can dip out for a few to recharge lol. As someone who has a limit when it comes to social interactions, I get it.

Look, if I was a right wing ratfucker trying to ensure that Spencer Pratt gets into the runoff, or a shitlib ratfucker trying to ensure Karen Bass gets reelected because let's be for fucking real now, I would literally do *nothing* different from what Rae Huang is doing right now.

That feeling when you live in LA county, but not in the City of Los Angeles, so you can do nothing but watch in horror as the dipshit median voters in Los Angeles derps their way through choosing the leader of the most influential city in the county.

Here's the thing, if I were Mossad trying to create an left wing interest group that veers into being anti-Israel in the dumbest, most unhinged way to make the anti-Israel camp look like lunatics... there's nothing I would do different from what these dipshits are doing.

I think the fact that Popes have repeatedly told JD Vance to go fuck himself since he converted in increasingly creative ways is just... very neat.

Listen I am a straight sized chubby cis woman but in my onion, a LOT of the "fat eugenics/genocide" attacks on GLP1s are identical to mumsnet posts attacking trans people. It's an attack on other people choosing their autonomy to live in a body that makes them happy.

I'm just going to put this out there given the number of Treatlers exist in this country. A lot of the planning for manufacturing for Christmas is going to start within the next month. Given the energy crisis slamming Asia... ...yeah... ... ...

Boomers do deserve a bit of hate for mainstreaming a lot of the "got mine, fuck you" Reaganomics. But they get too much hate for Trump that should rightfully be aimed at Lead Pipe GenXers.

The "JCPOA, but so much worse" deal that's being rumored may be a lot worse simply because the US under Trump did renege on previous deals. It's very possible that this time around, the deal will have to hinge on the US just trusting Iran to hold up their end rather than the other way around.

The general sense I get when doing a bit of burrito taxiing in LA county is that people living in LA Canada have no concept of how far away they live from everything.

Just to note, AICPA and AIPAC are 2, very different organizations, and it would do you well to make sure you know the distinction before screaming people associated to make sure your anger is directed at the right people.

Brooke Rollins and Linda McMahon getting the nervous sweats

I need a non-Dodger fan to make a post about how Ohtani is over 30 now so his fuckery can't go on much longer.

There should be a weekly disbarment special at this point as a parade of Trumpy lawyers are fired out of a cannon into vats of goo before their law license gets incinerated abd their JDs get shredded on live TV

If I wanted to ratfuck the race in El-Sayed's favor, I literally wouldn't do anything differently from this. Comical incompetence.

Taylor Lorenz is a living embodiment of the caricature Republican boomers have of the "useless, young leftist."

It'll be hilarious if Spurs manage to bottle it and get relegated, and Mamdani, who showed great restraint in not using his official accounts to post about Arsenal winning the league, loses it and starts trolling on main about Spurs getting relegated.

Do not do this bullshit. Thomas Massie was a ghoul in every other way that mattered. He's full throated in his support for ICE, for concentration camps, for taking away rights from women and the LGBTQIA+ community. Don't rehabilitate this piece of shit because he broken clocked one thing.

The dumbest Star Wars fan I know basically just exists in a ball of hate right now, and I remember his thing about how Rogue One sucks because it "retconned" A New Hope because "clearly it makes no sense for Leia to claim she's on a diplomatic mission when Vader just watched her escape Scarif"

The Oklahoman about to call Wemby antisemitic for daring to beat Israe- err, the Thunder.

You cannot get to the Star Trek society without building a high trust, multicultural, cooperative culture that discourages, and in many cases punishes, bad/antisocial/criminal behavior. Sure, such a society needs to be a lot more rehabilitative we are now, but it still can't tolerate such behavior.

I talk often about how I got doors slammed in my face in 2017. One lady, before she did, very poignantly told me this. "You say Dems aren't doing enough, and that may be true. But why in the hell should I trust you when you couldn't even do the minimum to go vote against Republicans?"

9 years wasn't enough.

Woj bomb

It's *very telling* that some segments of the "leftist" media grifter circle has been mulling over that maybe Tucker Carlson would be an okay president... While at the same time proclaiming they would never vote for Newsom because he's a transphobe.

Bernie Sanders *deserved* to lose just for being so fucking imbecile at choosing staffers.

AI has a very good use case that the tech bros are completely uninterested in pursuing because it is neither glamorous or transformative. As a result, they are thoroughly confused why nobody likes their slop. www.404media.co/ucf-ai-comme...

Star Wars combat always drives me crazy because everyone always either disperses on contact allowing the superior numbers of the Imperials pick off individual, disorganized fighters or they're flying so tightly together in straight lines that 1 TIE fighter can effectively lock down multiple Xwings.

I can't wait for the likes of Ryan Grim and Peter Daou to tell the LGBTQIA+ community and immigrants that they're overreacting, and if we don't support Tucker Carlson, we're supporting genocide. There will be a lot of leftists, esp. leftist men, who will absolutely hallucinate Carlson's politics.

We as a society need to make peace with the fact that regardless of whether or not some people are going to think it will be politically motivated, this dipshit *has* to die in prison. We already made a mistake by not hanging Davis, Lee and every other treasonweasel. We make that mistake again.

Rare Wrobleski start that yields Jumbo Jacks.

Better things are possible! Now more.

Shohei Ohtani is still good at baseball.

The weird thing about corpos repeatedly making bad decisions that everyone knows is a bad decision because they're scared is that there exists a company who has, from day 1, told MAGA to go fuck itself. They're doing pretty well. investor.costco.com/news/news-de...

Even outside of being Spencer Pratt's greatest Ally, Rae Huang's policies are "progressive" in that same cosplay way that has fucked actual progressive advancement in California for decades. It's innumerate slop where achievement is measured in the number of committees convened over all else.

This is the problem with vibecessions. The economy is a complex, multifaceted system with many moving parts. Not to mention that outcomes are not universal. If you ask an oil exec, the current economic conditions are *excellent* but that's certainly not the case for anyone else.

There are a lot of "leftist" men who are 1 trust fund/lottery win away from becoming Andrew Tate

Is Mass Effect fascist? Me after doing multiple playthroughs thinking that my choices will actually lead to multiple significantly different endings and all I got is 3 different colored explosions and the difference of whether or not robots and humans can still bang or not: Yes.

Honestly, if the "leftists" on this site spent half as much effort into shouting down innumerate grifters trying to "rightspeak" themselves into office only to set back progressive agendas by decades with sheer incompetence as they did poasting at Will Stancil, we'd have space communism by now.

A Brazilian friend of mine commented that watching OKC play basketball is like watching Neymar play football. There is absolutely transcendent talent there that is amazing to watch when it gets put together but unfortunately the brilliance is punctured by unnecessary moments of clownish flopping.

Broke: Taxation is theft Woke: Subsidies for billionaires are theft Bespoke: The existence of antisocial fucks who want to live in bumfuck nowhere, vote for dipshits who want to destroy urban centers, and demand everyone else to subsidize their existence while whining about coastal elites is theft

Contrary to other people, I don't think Va Dems should go after this ruling. Yet. First order of business is to pack the court. Then do it again. And pass a referendum making it legal to beat up justices appointed prior to 2026 and give them swirlies on sight.

Ironically, the Union Station Chevron probably has one of the lower price increases from prewar times simply because it was already selling gas at $7+ for funsies.

Dem consultant speak has nothing on whatever the fuck this shit is.

During Woke II, we will strive for everyone to have a decent and dignified life. Except Car Dealership Owners, Feudal Lord Farmers and Commodities Traders. They will be sacrificed upon the altar of Woke.

"America is the only country in the world that uses a weird measurement system" Me, a Chinese person: >.> y...yeah! So weird!

Every time someone puts "father/mother" as part of their occupation on a ballot, I'm immediately viscerally turned off from voting for them. Not that I don't think parents shouldn't hold office, but there a reason you wanted that listed, and all of them makes you a shit person to have power.

My neighbor: I had a crush on the cute teacher in high school and luckily enough he felt the same and now we have 2 kids. My neighbor's husband: omg, you gotta stop phrasing it like that. I was also a student. It was a career path program where I taught 1 lesson! We were in the same grade!

My work is very international. So there's often a period of time from like 10 AM to around 6 PM where I'm free. Sometimes I do chores if there are chores. But sometimes I enjoy doing part-time burrito taxi-ing. But with gas prices the way they are, I don't now. Trump just ruins everything.

Last thing for Star Wars day. A number of my friends fall on one side of the Star Wars/Star Trek divide. Which leads to stupid debates, the main thing being "would a Star Wars fleet beat a Star Trek fleet?" Now, to caveat, I love Star Trek. But that being said...