Tfw no Brookline Baby :(

What if you wanted to have a quiet train trip but God say "I'm gonna put you an asshole facetiming her relative out loud next to you"

Rosalina⭐

So...post-Reconstruction South? Mexican villages under Cartel control?

Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust

Genuinely: this is a perfect encapuslation as to how Paul Krugman remains one of the most clear-eyed of his colleagues about events. He just looked at the Journalist Brain-Cooking Devices and Apps and said "that seems like a terrible idea, no thanks" and consequently he never suffered a digital TBI.

I LOVE PAYING THE TRANNY TAX. I LOVE PAYING $500 A MONTH FOR ELECTROLYSIS AND $700 A MONTH FOR SPECIAL PRIVATE INSURANCE AND SURGERY EXPENSES SURGERY EXPENSES SURGERY EXPENSES

I WISH I COULD DO CIS PEOPLE THINGS AND BUY A HOME INSTEAD OF HAVING TO BE READY TO FUCKING MOVE ACROSS THE COUNTRY/WORLD AT A MOMENTS NOTICE

to drop the kayfabe, the epstein emails are so horrifying and the participants so ghoulishly open and celebratory about raping children that i don’t know how to grapple with it they’re not hiding it. they consider what they’re doing so easy, the young women so disposable. it’s a big joke to them.

Ojalá hubiera en España algún escritor y experiodista que lleve toda su vida hablando de lo jodido que fue Sarajevo para poder preguntarle qué sabe de todo esto. Ojalá fuera alguien suficientemente bien conectado como para haber podido acceder a este tipo de información desde hace años.

Pobre diabla 😔👿 De dice 🗣️ que se te ha visto 👀 por la calle 🏙️ vagando 🚶🏻‍♀️ Llorando 😭 por un hombre 🧍🏻‍♂️que no vale un centavo 👎🏻🪙 Pobre diabla 😔👿 llora 😭 por un pobre diablo 👿☠️ .. ELIEL!! 🙋🏻‍♂️

"¿Eres el de Amazon?" "No..." "¿Y este paquete?"

I'm not denying the man's contributions to electronic music, I'm just saying I don't see how Moby's dick is so impressive you'd write a 600 page book on it

random reminder psa to whoever needs it that if you are on feminizing hrt and use nicotine you extremely should quit aside from the other reasons because of a substantial blood clot risk increase (particularly if you're on oral pills) and reduced feminization effectiveness. the stuff is real bad!!!!

People like this have absolutely radicalized me into being deeply, passionately anti-gambling

ran

explain your username

Encima hay quien lo hace a posta, que no es que les pille haciendo algo y luego se le olvide. Lo calculan como una especie edging mental.

I probably sound like a broken record, but I cannot wait for this AI bubble to burst, I want to see the architects of this tech to be taken for every penny by those whose artwork they stole for training data, and I want those tools to cease function and be confined to the same memory hole as NFTs.

forget working out. start worming out

Esta es la clase de empresas que la malvada Unión Europea no deja crear.

Molaría estar en la posición de alguien que recibe mensajes largos y desesperados de otra persona y poder arrogantemente mirarlos y decir "hum, le contesto en 4 días" sabiendo perfectamente que le vas a dejar esos 4 días con una profunda ansiedad. Digo, para no ser la desesperada aunque sea una vez

If I could have an e-friend who doesn't reply every blue moon that would be nice

“¿Te parecen bien 47 centímetros?” Epístola a los romanos 3:25

Not really a fan of people who take ages to give you a reply to something important. I'm not talking about replying to a "hii" or a meme. I'm talking about important serious stuff.

No puedo evitar sentir que estoy desperdiciando los mejores años de mi vida mientras no viva en una casa con jardín en el campo donde pueda pasarme el dia acariciando animalitos y recogiendo flores q en algún momento pondré en la mesa de mi bonita cocina llevando un vestido de alegres colores, JODER

Pido perdón 😔

Low key the funniest bit in Oblivion is that random propaganda by the cops warning people not to contact the Dark Brotherhood that ends with “but if you absolutely must have someone assassinated, go to Morrowind where it’s safe, legal, and rare and get a licensed murder practitioner instead.”

Total papist victory, Proddys have lost the mandate of Christ

💛💜

ユカリさまのファンアートです

People have pointed out his contributions to DBS and One Piece but also if it weren't for his directorial work on Heartcatch, Precure might never have received that initial boon of popularity in the west RIP king

For those of us older millenials, we lived through Bush going from an unstoppable political machine in 2002 that was routinely in the upper sixties and seventies of approval and like fifty positive net, to persona non grata, someone who basically disappeared from public life altogether

Se inventan una conspiración en el que los ingredientes de las pizzas son niñas y abusan de ellas en el sótano de una pizzería que, sorpresa, no tiene sótano: Pizzagate, Q es real. Hay pruebas de que su presidente es un pedófilo violador:

The Nameless Queen(♂️)

One thing about me is… ima cry about it.

Reminder that it's now confirmed that Trump is the first (known) queer president.

キュアキッス　ホワイト

Greater Andorra

The whole thing about Trump giving Bill Clinton blowjob completely recontextualises the 2016 election, like that shit needs to be hyperanalysed with this new context in mind

Oh my god

I can only have a romantic relationship with you if you live in the red circle I'm sorry

me and who

Sigue vivo?

Kikuri and Ludicolo!

Snake Miku 🐍