"normal" is just a column on the type effectiveness chart

whaddahell... another earthquake??

Figure skating season is upon us... ...And Bluesky only allows me to post 4 pics and I chose 12 reaction images initially.

weird al has been executed by firing squad for recording a parody of the fountains of wayne song "stacys mom" titled "charlies gone"

Someone was trying to take a portrait of their two fave Chickens, and this happened.

Preview for my comic Lazy Cat Sundays for @shortboxcomicsfair.bsky.social this October!

We love a good train ride.

Bruh

Trump’s allies now control X, Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp, & TikTok. They own Fox News, CBS, WaPo, WSJ & NY Post. They own Sinclair Broadcasting which has 200 tv stations and local news in 100 markets. “Freedom of speech” is now what Trump and his billionaire pals say it is.

BLITZER: Now we’re getting reports that one of the bullet casings was engraved with a message saying that if you are reading the casing, you are gay. We must warn our viewers we’re about to show the photo and don’t know at this time whether the engraving is what makes you gay or if it just tells you

Had the full California experience this trip now bc there was a very small earthquake (3.7 magnitude) that lasted like 10 seconds. Fun!

Man I missed the Pacific Ocean

I go crazy every time

Hello hi I know I never post here. Have a pic from the bridge down to the river 5 min from my house.

Just a heads up. I was able to schedule my COVID vaccine appointment. Online it will ask “do you have a condition that puts you at high risk for severe outcomes from COVID-19 virus.” Click yes and it will allow you to schedule an appointment. No questions asked. No proof required. Pass it on.

Patreon postcard for this month 😊 patreon.com/hannahlock

SNAKE: they tried that on me too

Meowabunga! 🏄

They finally made the milk from that hotel

Roxy Music: All Dressed Up With Nowhere To Go in CREEM February 1976 www.moredarkthanshark.org/eno_int_cree...

can anyone still help? i’m sorry

Haven't been back to visit family in Phoenix in like 3 years and like damn! It's hot!

it’s fine you can forget the alamo phil collins is remembering it for all of us

SHARE IF SAME - dashare.zone ADMIN

We pulled the gigantic grove of thistles in our front yard on Monday, had a huge storm (complete with tornado warnings) last night, and this morning these beautiful lillies bloomed in their place ☺️

Love a good café during a torrential downpour and imminent thunderstorm.

This is your captain speaking, we have now reached our cruising altitude at twenty-meowsand feet 🛩️

🙏🏻🪷

Summer is here!! 😍

reading your mind

People in Gaza are posting final messages.

PALPATINE HOLOGRAM: 𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝑾𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑲 𝑻𝑶 𝑴𝑬𝑬𝑻 𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑸𝑼𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝒀 𝑲𝑷𝑰𝑺? IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord. PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.

sorry not sorry for the icon update im in hsr gacha hell

thinking about that formative memory of watching a very serious hamtaro amv set to the song glory of love by peter cetera when I was like... 7 years old

hi I forgot about this app ! springtime here is so beautiful !

The mushrooms asked me to buy them a billboard that just says “GO TO THE WOODS AND DIE”

A small harbinger of spring. #art

Ugh I’m getting so many of these

The San Antonio Zoo knows what the people want:

Also I made vegetarian spam musubi for dinner the other night and it rules.

Did the final walk-through before closing tomorrow. The seller is so sweet 🥹

May the Meowth of Wealth and Good Fortune visit you on this day.

We're closing on a house on the 22nd. Everything feels surreal (in a good way) 🥴

On an alternate timeline, Bawls won the energy drink wars. Bush was defeated in a landslide. 9/11 was thwarted by one guarana-infused bostonite. Musk is still bald. Chinese and American leaders toast the "The Century Of Mutual Prosperity" with a chilled Bawls. It is also called the "Bawls Peace".