Woah 🥺

Okay, so I did it. In honor of Sandwich Guy, on what should be the last day of his trial, I figured out the chords. And so, with apologies to the late and great Bob Marley, I banged out this quick and (very) rough rendition of "I Threw the Sandwich." 🤣

Calling 30 yr old scumbuckets “boys” & 17 yr old victims “young women” is misogyny on a pos ritz cracker. Release the fcking files you mushroom capped dweebiciles

About right!

What she said

Look, it’s Heroin and Adderall ganging up on Tylenol.

You betcha. And kicked a$$!

Psst, psst, come here, I've got something to tell you. Antifa, which is an abbreviation for anti-fascism, is an ideology that advocates for democracy, equality & social justice. Nobody is funding the 'Antifa Organization' because it doesn't exist. Thank you for your attention to this matter! -M

Me too!

Yes! Please!!

In 1775, we fought a revolution over taxes. In 2025, we just renamed them tariffs.

Worm-brain RFK Jr. blames America's mass shootings on antidepressants. The top users of antidepressants are Iceland, Portugal, the U.K., and Sweden, which have fewer mass shootings in their entire combined histories than the US has in the AVERAGE YEAR. It's the GUNS!!!

You know who benefits most from antivaccine conspiracy theories as national health policy? Our enemies.

“Out of hatred for the cockroach, the ants voted for the insecticide. They all died. including the housefly that didn't even vote!” ~African Proverb #Pinks #Vote

The American public must bring a class-action lawsuit against RFK jr immediately.

Every thing that fool does should.

Vaccines don’t prevent infection. Vaccines are meant to produce immunological memory and antibody production, so that when you get infected, your immune system can rapidly respond to eliminate the pathogen and prevent serious complications, including death. Vaccines don’t cause autism!

Ayep.

That’ll do it

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I’ve been dieting, I lifted up my shirt to see how flat my stomach got and a Dorito fell out, so there’s that

Sir Beta of Grovelshire, arise, and never make eye contact again.

Congrats to Stephen Colbert for never bending the knee.

You fight for a zygote, but cheer when a child is ripped from a mother‘s arms by ICE. Tells me everything I need to know about you.

I have noticed this, too.

Name a song with the word "Show" in the title or lyrics...🎶

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Biden was humble and observant but somehow the self-described faithful preferred an irreligious thieving lying embodiment of the seven deadly sins.

. Here we are again . . . ... Trump lies every time he speaks. 💠 🤥 💠

This

When American citizens have to worry about returning to their own country from travel abroad, you ain’t living in a free republic.

If you're a reporter in a White House press briefing as the spokesperson for the government asserts flatly that Kilmar Abrego Garcia is a member of the MS-13 gang who's guilty of human trafficking and you sit there silently without shouting out "PROVE IT!" I'd like to invite you to go fuck yourself.

“The Bureau employs some 2,000 people in the city of 29,000.” The Red Rural Recession. www.thedailybeast.com/maga-junkie-...

Make this go viral! Her husband’s life was put at risk by the Signal texts.

Hey guys remember the Hillary Clinton email server? Seems kinda, small today, doesn’t it?

Thousands of people are ditching Tesla. Here’s one of them with a message you can see from space. Location: Black Rock Sands, Wales, UK Led By Donkeys is 100% funded by small donations.

It's a bot. Mute and block

Name a song with the word "Little" or "Lil" in the title or lyrics...🎶

From #OccupyDemocrats Instagram

Name a song with the word "Thought" in the title or lyrics...🎶

Now that English is the official language of the United States, I look forward to everyone understanding the difference between “your” and “you’re,” “their” and “they’re,” and “to,” “two” and “too.”

WOW. After yesterday’s Oval Office ambush of President Zelensky, Haltbakk Bunkers, one of Norway’s leading marine fuel providers, announced that it will no longer refuel U.S. Navy vessels, urging other European firms to follow suit. The United States is weaker and more isolated than ever.

And all of those people you think are so far below you, like minorities or the poor, or (shudder) “illegals,” perhaps you’re just now realizing that you have far more in common with those people than you do with the one percent at the top.

@rbreich.bsky.social: “For every $1 the IRS spends auditing the top 1%, it can collect $13. For every $1 the IRS spends auditing the top 0.1%, it can collect $26. Laying off 7,000 IRS employees (during tax season) isn't about efficiency. It's about making it easier for the rich to evade taxes.”

Obama knew