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All. Of. This. 👇

In the same press gaggle, Trump said he doubled the size of his ballroom and he doesn’t care about Americans’ financial situations. I am begging the media — act like Obama or Biden did this shit and cover it the way you would have then.

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Come indict me bitches!

Dear GOP, attacking Swalwell doesn't distract anyone from the fact that you stand behind a known adjudicated rapist who is also identified as a rapist in the Epstein files.

Ayep.

We the People the United States, in order to form a more perfect union, want Donald Trump impeached, prosecuted, and imprisoned. 🤚

I worry that Delta closing its special services for those in Congress will make it more difficult for Ted Cruz to abandon his constituents in a crisis.

Of all Presidementia's prior State-of-the-Unions I've not watched in the past, tonight's State-of-the-Union is the State-of-the-Union I'm not watching the most. 🍊🚫

AMEN, Nerd!

I don't think people understand that if you shut down the government, ICE and CBP do NOT shut down. They're funded by supplemental money from the BBB. That's why dems are separating the DHS funding bill and asking for restrictions. I want them to demand a rescission of that funding or shut DHS down

“My precious…”

Any Democratic votes to fund DHS later this month as Minneapolis is being terrorized by DHS is going to be a major slap in the face to Americans living here. Demand major reforms or shut the government down.

The CDC's "vaccine advice" should be completely ignored until the "leadership" is restored to actual scientists.

Home Depot wanted holiday cheer, got a whole-ass choir calling out their partnership with ICE instead…

LOLOLOL! tRump and Vance not invited to Dick Cheney’s funeral, but Harris and the Bidens are there along with Al Gore and Mike Pence.

Woah 🥺

Okay, so I did it. In honor of Sandwich Guy, on what should be the last day of his trial, I figured out the chords. And so, with apologies to the late and great Bob Marley, I banged out this quick and (very) rough rendition of "I Threw the Sandwich." 🤣

Calling 30 yr old scumbuckets “boys” & 17 yr old victims “young women” is misogyny on a pos ritz cracker. Release the fcking files you mushroom capped dweebiciles

About right!

What she said

Look, it’s Heroin and Adderall ganging up on Tylenol.

You betcha. And kicked a$$!

Psst, psst, come here, I've got something to tell you. Antifa, which is an abbreviation for anti-fascism, is an ideology that advocates for democracy, equality & social justice. Nobody is funding the 'Antifa Organization' because it doesn't exist. Thank you for your attention to this matter! -M

Me too!

Yes! Please!!

In 1775, we fought a revolution over taxes. In 2025, we just renamed them tariffs.

Worm-brain RFK Jr. blames America's mass shootings on antidepressants. The top users of antidepressants are Iceland, Portugal, the U.K., and Sweden, which have fewer mass shootings in their entire combined histories than the US has in the AVERAGE YEAR. It's the GUNS!!!

“Out of hatred for the cockroach, the ants voted for the insecticide. They all died. including the housefly that didn't even vote!” ~African Proverb #Pinks #Vote

The American public must bring a class-action lawsuit against RFK jr immediately.

Every thing that fool does should.

Vaccines don’t prevent infection. Vaccines are meant to produce immunological memory and antibody production, so that when you get infected, your immune system can rapidly respond to eliminate the pathogen and prevent serious complications, including death. Vaccines don’t cause autism!

Ayep.

That’ll do it

Lololololol

I’ve been dieting, I lifted up my shirt to see how flat my stomach got and a Dorito fell out, so there’s that

Sir Beta of Grovelshire, arise, and never make eye contact again.

Congrats to Stephen Colbert for never bending the knee.

You fight for a zygote, but cheer when a child is ripped from a mother‘s arms by ICE. Tells me everything I need to know about you.

I have noticed this, too.

Name a song with the word "Show" in the title or lyrics...🎶

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. Here we are again . . . ... Trump lies every time he speaks. 💠 🤥 💠

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