Today in Very Wisconsin: scraped the shit out of a knuckle cleaning up ice on the entryway on a 50 degree day.

When the neighbor husband refers to you as "sir."

One day at a time, part 1096. 🖤

Bosun Lawal when he's allowed to run around the midfield:

Officially in the club of "neighbors standing in their driveways, strategizing their pre-salting."

Nothing like watching a match involving Steven Nzonzi and Asmir Begovic in our year of the lord 2025.

I've had "Teenage Dirtbag" stuck in my head for two days after it popped up in a dream. Now I'm afraid this is leading to a real shitty version of the "All Along the Watchtower" moment.

I would like to personally apologize to Troy Parrott for all the times I slagged him in FM21. I am sorry.

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How did they win? HOW LMAO

Trying to get hit and then complaining about getting hit is a pretty funny bit.

Yamamoto said he'd be ready to pitch tomorrow if asked, lmao.

this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread

the needs of the anxious comfortable white male doing midcentury working class drag are at the very bottom of my list right now

We tip our caps to Mr. Horton on Willie Horton Day! Join us in celebrating his 83rd birthday and Willie Horton Day in the state of Michigan. 👏

You have a sidearm sinkerball pitcher? The fuck was he four innings ago?!

Very excited for the David v Goliath narratives incoming when David won 4 more games than Goliath and has home field advantage

Let them come.

Craig Counsell looks like he lives in constant fear of people discovering he's actually a little kid made adult by a carnival genie.

If this game also goes five hours, I'm not sure what's going to kill me first: Ron Darling or the Woodman's commercials.

The Etsy witch is delivering her comeuppance. This is the price paid.

The Face of Boe was still watching this Mariners-Tigers game.

I don't like him personally, but David Simon on AI is the final word on the subject.

normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends tech weirdo: and shitheads np: no just my friends tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender? np: we just want to hang out and goof around tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then np: no shitheads tw: not following

Victor Robles opened his media session by walking in and shouting HELLO MY FRIENDS and exited the room with THANK YOU MY FRIENDS

Going to be funny to see some comedian/podcasters with a pathological need to make everything about themselves and weigh in on every issue suddenly grow eerily silent when it comes to their own recent tour schedules

Jane Goodall was actually the only one keeping the apes in control. Now there's a power vacuum

Money and power make you stupid.

The Rapture didn't happen and now the Dodgers are stuck with this bullpen for the playoffs. #SMH

Appropos of nothing, except that I'm enjoying the new Skate game, here's my favorite skate video of all time: youtu.be/cbSbbY5ibas?...

HEY NOW HEY NOW NOW

kash patel is angry all the time because at least once a day someone bumps into him at the fbi building and asks if his dad works there

I'm really having trouble processing the relative silence from Barack Obama about a colleague who he'd hosted at the White House, the Minnesota State House Speaker, being assassinated, but rushing to get out a weepy statement about Charlie fucking Kirk.

Not to mention the very organization, Turning Point USA, which hosted vigilante Kyle Rittenhouse at its annual conference and sponsored his tour of college campuses. These people are completely full of shit.

so perfect that his final words were exactly the kind of racist dog whistle that he’d built his hateful, opportunistic career on

Glenn Beck’s media outlet The Blaze just gave an interview last month to the person who killed the politicians in Minnesota

every ebay listing from outside the states now has a banner about how you'll probably have to pay double on delivery if you make the purchase, everything is so cool rn

I am officially to the age where I appreciate a very good village newsletter.

What people think they 80s were like versus what the 80s was actually like.

The Password is about to log in to the majors for the first time 👀

I have stopped asking why @rickgeerling.bsky.social silently puts shoes on and wanders outside when there’s lightning. He is from Michigan. He is examining the storm.

i love that these guys went to quantico thinking they'd spend their careers hunting hannibal lecter or worst case scenario entrapping mentally ill muslim teens but instead they have to redact trumps name out of thousands of boxes of sex files and then walk a beat

ASSISTANT DIRECTOR SKINNER: We’re closing down the X-files again. MULDER: Because I’m too close to truth! SKINNER: No, a DOGE guy named “Big Balls” got pounded into hamburger by a pack of rowdy teens, so the president is turning you into a traffic cop.

It ultimately doesn't matter why the Mad King does a thing. If nobody in the power structure is going to stop him, it's just going to happen. Kremlinology doesn't help. Reading the tea leaves of his madness isn't helping either. His brain is a couple fireflies in a jar and occasionally they collide.

"They make me uncomfortable because they stabbed my friend three years ago." K E N O S H A

we didn't get an end of history so much as a private equity leveraged buyout of history that resulted in drastic costs cutting on the core product