Breaking: Adonis Under Blanket

All credit goes to Nan from Nan’s Taqueria who organized all this. I think over 150 boxes went out today. www.tiktok.com/@nans_taqueria

the one human food that Adonis has proven to enjoy is cheese, any variety, and by "enjoy" I mean he will leap onto the table and try to knock it out of my hand. in this picture i am holding a bag of shredded 4 cheese mexican blend next to the camera

just learning now that there is a topps baseball card of the swarm of bees that delayed a dodgers/diamondbacks game last season. the ebay listing i grabbed this photo from is selling it for $150

I love catching him slow blinking at me

lol she got his ass and he knows it

Memorize it: 2 tbl butter 2 tbl flour 1 cup milk 1 1/2 cups shredded cheese + cooked noodles You will always have yummy mac & cheese in about 20 minutes 🥰

please enjoy this video I took by accident while trying to swipe over to portrait mode left-handed

Oh my god this little love bug 😭💕 (I am now also begging you all to watch this)

Chicken tendies and crinkle cut fries. Extra gravy, extra ranch. I will always want the thing I feel like I “shouldn’t” have but deep down know it will fix me for at least three weeks.

If I come home despondent, breakfast food heals.

At the heart of every woman she’s essentially a food… figure out the kind… figure out the order and you can live as a god forever

Get ya ears off the charger and listen: “I don’t know what I want” doesn’t mean I’m not hungry. It means I’m about two inhales from being violently hangry & lack the executive function to navigate a menu. Know what I like to eat and FEED ME so no one gets hurt.

TFW you get jumpscared by a social media notification and spend the rest of the afternoon with your stomach in knots even though you know you won’t be self-loathing enough to look 🫠💔💀

ppl when they see a thin woman: she's hot ppl when they see a fat chick: basically i'm a hero for thinking she's hot. i'm an activist. i'm pretty sure i can write this hard-on off on my taxes

Thinking about the social stigma against eating fast food in a country where poor people are being starved by the govt, the cost of groceries and fresh vegetables are astronomical, and a cheeseburger at McDonald’s costs $3.50. “Clean” and “healthy” eating rhetoric is racist, ableist, and classist.

sometimes an Oxford comma can make all the difference

I made a “how do you do, fellow kids?” joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme. So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”

hello! freg!

Little Sunfish

Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market. This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.

Does it, Amy? Does it really?

“I asked ChatGPT—“ yeah well I asked you to stop doing that and now we can’t be friends anymore

Biphobia is real (me trying to shake ass at the show, but my keys on my carabiner keep swinging around and smacking my hip)

Biphobua is real (tried to sit in a chair and it immediately crumpled underneath me rather than accept my unorthodox sitting position)

I am definitely thinking about this episode today (Alt text: two pictures from the sitcom Wings, one featuring characters Joe, Fay, Antonio, Brian, and Roy carrying a giant sandwich, and the second with Joe, Lowell, and Roy standing around the giant sandwich)

This little guy is like the sun lamp for my seasonal depression istg 😭🫶🏼💕

damn Ross maybe you should not Douthat

someone figured out the heated mat

My favorite comment on the FT story

"So now, tell me again. What do you say if you are very well?" NO SÉ, AMY. NUNCA HE ESTADO MUY BIEN. CÁLLATE.

Spanish language lesson: "Do you remember what to say when someone asks, 'How are you?'" (pause) "You should have said, '¡Bien, gracias!'" Well I'd love to, AMY, but I don't want to live a LIE

i feel confident saying that zohran mamdani has likely never said or done anything as remotely antisemitic in his life as the horrifyingly islamophobic things being said and done right now by people in positions of power and authority in the jewish community in reaction to him

If folks are in Allegheny County & in need of food assistance. southwest.pa211.org There is no shame in asking for help. The only shame is in callously denying it.

Drug prohibition and criminalization of drug use have never worked in all of human history. Your wrong opinion on that subject just makes you look as uneducated as you are.

You’ve heard of nobody can dull my sparkle, now get ready for

oh my god it's beautiful

Today someone was telling me how bad socialism is, and then later was lamenting how SNAP and Medicaid are under attack. I think a lot of people truly don't realize what socialism is other than a boogeyman they've been conditioned to hate.

struggling to pronounce the name of the new mayor of New York? please enjoy this helpful guide

small thing but i did notice and appreciate that Mamdani thanked his "incredible wife" instead of his "beautiful wife" even though she is obviously a straight up baddie

suddenly realized I drew Miyazaki by accident in my pencils

If you're not in line at Target STAY NOT IN LINE

Hard work, smarts, kindness, ethics, and leadership aside, Zohran Mamdani and Rama Duwaji are going to cause the sort of Bisexual Crisis the likes of which we haven’t seen since Rick and Evelyn—iykyk—and I’m here for it 😎😻

The kind of damage this man has sustained from huffing copium 24/7 while continuing to live and tweet through it is nothing short of a medical marvel

we're allowed to want better for ourselves than aging rapists and the rape apologists who support them

Lately a lot of goyim on every side of the aisle have gotten waaaaaaay too comfortable telling Jews what the should or should not think and creating litmus tests for us to pass to be considered good Jews or bad Jews and y’all need to take your disgust at Trump doing this and look inward.

New Behind the Bastards 🐉 Robert sits down with Sarah Marshall to discuss just what Peter Thiel believes about the antichrist and who he thinks is destroying the world. @iwriteok.bsky.social @yourewrongabout.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social www.iheart.com/podcast/105-...

i'm hanging out with my string. mind your own business