It takes 1.28 seconds for a message to reach us from the Moon. It takes as little as 35 minutes from Jupiter. It takes as little as 4.5 hours from Pluto. It takes at least 6-12 months from NYT reporters, plus $35 for the book containing it.

Just a reminder that Ted Cruz only beat Beto by about 200,000 votes… We can absolutely run the entire ticket this November if we all show up… Let’s unite over our Democracy and do this!

get out, get out, get out of my head and fall on my arms instead youtu.be/Y1xs_xPb46M

Secretaries of state are condemning the Trump administration’s latest reported attempt to exert control over elections by withholding homeland security funds from states unless they adopt draconian changes to their election procedures. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

The destruction of the East Wing, White House grounds, Rose Garden, Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, Kennedy Center, black history museums, every Dept in US govt and US foreign relations is the same way he ran his trash casinos into the ground except now it’s revenge and malice.

Hi, Blueberries? Big fan. Your performance in "Muffin" was a revelation. Your work in "Scone"? A triumph. But you are badly miscast in "Bagel."

🚨BREAKING: A federal judge in Washington D.C. blocked DHS from using its citizenship database to remove voters from registration rolls, striking a significant blow against President Donald Trump’s unconstitutional attempt to take control of federal elections. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

🚨BREAKING: Maryland Federal Court DISMISSES Department of Justice lawsuit to gain access to state voter data. A big victory for our clients Maryland/DC Alliance for Retired Americans and democracy. DOJ is now 0-9 in these cases. We are undefeated.🗳️💪⚖️ www.democracydocket.com/cases/maryla...

Let’s check in on how Jared and Ivanka’s luxury Albanian resort is doing…

Like frauder, like son.

To this day, this man makes excuses for those who carried out an attack to throw out your votes and install a defeated President.

Ossoff: “The election deniers, they tell a lie so absurd, and therefore so debasing to tell, that the act of telling it proves the teller's total and humiliating submission. And you may have seen that one of those election deniers now asks to represent Georgia in the Senate.”

Happy father’s day, America. ps it’s too late to assassinate that treasonous pedofelon. he should be a cell junkie, not a martyr.

Happy Father’s Day to the fathers, stepfathers, grandfathers, uncles, godfathers, and father figures helping to raise the next generation with care and compassion. And to @douglasemhoff.bsky.social, thank you for the joy, care, and humor you bring to our family every day. We love you so very much.

Did Trump ever say that he needs to discredit the media, so that when they say negative things about him, nobody believes them? Yes. In 2016.

Oh. So Tulsi Gabbard wrote a report showing that voting machine vulnerabilities didn’t flip any votes. And now she’s not the DNI anymore. Hmm. www.reuters.com/world/white-...

Trump is arresting people for vandalism at the pool. He wrote, "Who would do such a thing? These are very serious crimes having to do with the destruction of National Monuments. Years in jail!" Okay, the Rose Garden, the East Wing, and the White House lawn with his stupid UFC Arena. Arrest him. 🔄

When it comes to Trump, he practices politics so differently than the establishment class assumes (he's doing friend-enemy politics & they think we're all doing pluralist politics) that clickbait outrage-y coverage of him usually does a better job conveying how you should understand it

Are you kidding me? All the shit he’s caused and this is where his feeble mind goes? 25 naps a day must not be enough 🙄

The most important part of boiling water is turning on the right burner.

PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA ISSUES URGENT WARNING ON TRUMP ... TO OUR MILITARY AND THE PUBLIC

When Herr Trump is done using the might of the Patel FBI to investigate "algae terrorism" at the Reflecting Pool he should get the ATF on the unprecedented tarp attack at the Kennedy Center and the DOJ Civil Rights Division—what remains of it—to finally track down Carmen Sandiego

nuthin but blu skies from now on

I'm proud to announce that I have opened a new paternity testing facility in Indiana. I'm calling it Hoosier Daddy!

Facts matter. Trump is trying to restrict mail in voting by taking control of who is eligible. That’s up to the states, but Trump has decided the states can’t mail ballots to anyone who isn’t on his list. Read here to understand the EO & lawsuits challenging it: open.substack.com/pub/joycevan...

The same donald trump who threatened "years in jail" for people who touch the peeling paint in the Reflecting pool pardoned 1500 people who destroyed the Capitol on Jan. 6.

Real peoples lives are being destroyed as we’re all forced to live in the alternate reality of a decaying pedophilic narcissist…

A bunch of stupid motherfuckers like being led by a stupid motherfucker. Good times.

This might actually be Peak Bluesky.

please DM I want u to get the credit

BREAKING: ATLANTA (AP) — Georgia Republican legislative leaders reject governor's call for 2028 redistricting in special session.

This is not part of the agreement. He is making this up. Iran agrees to give up NOTHING on their nuclear program in this deal.

Sen. Warner: What we're witnessing today is an extraordinary display of dysfunction from Trump who decided to install an individual as acting DNI that does not meet even the basic tenets of the law. You've got to have national security background. Bill Pulte doesn't even have a security clearance.

I know we’ve grown used to this garbage, but this is just an astounding thing for a U.S. president to say at a summit with the leaders of the world’s most powerful countries.

“I tried everything. I threatened to destroy their civilization.” “I know, Donald. Wars are harder than they look.”

As MAGA spews hate towards Michelle Obama it should be noted that she's so good Melania plagiargized one of her speeches.

Trump looks awful. Bloated, swollen, hunched over, lumbering, lopsided waddle. His hands have inches of caked makeup. When he spoke at the G7, Macron had to say: "sir, this is not the octagon." In a photo-op today, he wandered off, Macron steered him back. His sand seems to be exiting his hourglass.

Maybe it's time to just admit that this isn't the year to celebrate America's birthday, and that we're not actually going to do so and *have* not been doing so? He's turned every single event into either a partisan affair, a party for him, or a political fundraiser. There are no actual celebrations.

THIS 100% 👇

FILE UNDER: The *one-thousandth straight* action Donald Trump has taken that a man would take if he were (a) President of the United States; (b) a serial rapist; (c) a former co-conspirator in a child sex trafficking ring; (d) a suspected child rapist; and (e) terrified of being caught.

Winter was difficult, but then spring came, and it became easier to breathe. And summer? Summer brought hope, so much hope. Thank you for stand with Ukraine. Just wanted to share these thoughts before going to sleep🇺🇦❤️

Talarico: Here's what real men don't do. They don't lie and cheat their way through life. They don't sell their soul to the highest bidder. Real men serve others, weak men serve themselves. So I welcome this debate. I don't think Paxton or Cruz are in a position to tell anyone what a real man is.

What do you call 2 dudes hanging from a window? Kurt and Rod!

The NYT has spent weeks trying to destroy Graham Platner—a vet with a history of PTSD, depression, and alcoholism resulting from his public service—so I thought I'd see how the same outlet covers a soon-to-be trillionaire whose actions in 2025 *doomed 14 million people to death*.

I am a strong, masculine heterosexual conservative. Here’s why I can’t criticize Democrats without making it sound like I’m talking about a penis.

BREAKING: Dr. Annie Andrews will challenge Lindsey Graham for his U.S. Senate seat in South Carolina in November.

Congratulations to Xavier Becerra. I am excited to offer him all the support I can as he sets out to become our state’s next governor, and I look forward to standing with him as California makes history by electing our first Latino governor in 150 years.

The most expensive taxpayer funded nap #NBAFinals

Never really understood monotheists, but how the hell can a person be Republican and Christian at the same time? At some point the internal contradiction will get existential. Trust me, I have experience with this stuff.

Scientists discover vast hidden structure beneath Antarctica’s ice www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202... #Science #Antarctica #Geology #Discovery