t4t beefleaf be upon you all aaaaaa my yuri cocaine…

songxue

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

nothing is more compelling to me than a character who would use having unsafe sex as a self-destructive coping mechanism. truly top notch 👌

EVERYBODY CAN MAKE ART IT CAME FREE WITH YOUR HUMAN SPIRIT

behold the most beautiful man

another roped up pre-seals cadogan to do some from-observation practice. sorry cadogan the lady in the picture had really nice tits. the suggestion box also opened for the $10 tier! you've got till next friday! patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/his-bo... substar: subscribestar.adult/posts/2332943

hitting the Discover tab is always a tragedy but this is a particularly rough case as harried office workers flood in to sigh "I wish I lived like my kitty does lol 🐱" at M - slut -- fuck doll extraordinaire

Literally, Skill Issue Just fucking practice and get better holy shit

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finally reading the manhua and look at the boyssss

i’d like to play top 5 too ♥️

songxue when xingchen is looking vs. songxue when his back is turned

Minimizing the window where I read about how our world is a joke and we're at the mercy of megalomaniacal evil perverts. Logging on to the work zoom. "Heyyyy I'm good! How are you?"

Handy

take good care of your wolves tonight.

Sinners... but make it Leyendecker #SinnersMovie

˚₊‧꒰ა ✦ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚

69ing a dragon this long quickly stops resembling the integer. maybe it's more like ∞ing

they do each other’s hair every morning

It's here!! #SelfcestFest AO3: archiveofourown.org/collections/... Squidgeworld: squidgeworld.org/collections/...

someone drew me some extremely hot nsfw lan xichen art based on one of my fics but they dm’d it to me bc they don’t post nsfw on their account and im sorry to everyone else that you didn’t get to see lxc in his beaded lingerie, dick out 🙏🏻

I was inspired to do some Songxue, tattoos take time but they always make my drawings look more full #songxue

i usually HATE the second chance romance trope (i’ve only had bad breakups and you can’t make me believe getting back together is ever a good idea) but the untamed does it RIGHT. so many characters are messily divorced and need to reconnect in a decade or two after lots of growth and fantasy-war

and so they were both bottoms

“librarians love werewolves. werewolves are always hot.” —work quote of the day

Listen I do not care if this is the author's barely disguised fetish, if they're good at their damn job it will be MY barely disguised fetish while the story lasts and perhaps afterwards

Happy birthday to the lovely gorgeous Xiao Xingchen daozhang!! Flower crown is from A-Qing, the roses are from the other two weirdos. #xiaoxingchen

*has sex with you in a way that both advances the plot and reinforces the themes of your narrative arc*

everything is stressful, may i recommend hiding from the horrors by sticking your nose in a book?

i can’t stand when a show only includes female characters who are smart, calm, hyper-competent, hot, and cool give me women who are fucking weirdos heated rivalry is so insanely guilty of this problem, why do all the women have the exact same Perfect personality

The rule is that if my mutual posts about their niche hobby that I know nothing about, I must like the post to let them know I encourage the enrichment that’s been put in their enclosure

Various #tdick Photos Studies (Repost)

it's crazy that there's isopod species spanning from the deep ocean to arid deserts while still looking basically the same. this is a message against fast fashion trend chasing. find a look that is truly timeless and for all locations, like the isopod body plan

i’m four eps into heated rivalry and i’m surprised to find i… don’t care to finish it? i have no investment in ilya and shane, this is not my kind of ship at allll

i’m two episodes in to heated rivalry and my main takeaway is that i’d still barely be turned on by the time these boys have already both had orgasms and dramatically fled the room

This is how I approached planning out Fitting for a Lady, by sketching specific scenarios I thought would be pretty and visually dramatic and then stringing a narrative together between them. In never did make use of that mirror idea, which is too bad, mirrors are hot.

as someone without a sense of smell, i think i’d make a fascinating character in an a/b/o universe

birthday lunch and games!!! 🥰

“Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses?”

🍽️💦 #忘羡 #wangxian #mdzs #art

got my first dental crown today and baffled the dentist by being in Extreme Pain after many numbing shots apparently i have secret extra nerves and hypersensitive teeth 😵‍💫 even my own sxx dentist smut can’t help my angst today

this bears repeating: Grok is bad because it's creating NONCONSENSUAL sexual images of real people. Not because sex is icky and should be scrubbed from the Internet. The distinction is crucial at a moment when dangerous censorship legislation is bipartisan and widely misunderstood

Song Lan after he beat up notorious delinquent Xue Yang who has been breaking go carts.

001 #nsfw

they should invent mutuals who live in your city

Big fan of characters who are incredibly down bad but instead of expressing it like a normal person they just repress it until it comes out in increasingly questionable ways

Hi there. Isn't it interesting how the most popular TV shows and movies this year (Sinners, Kpop Demon Hunters, and Heated Rivalry) were all hyper specific stories, proving that "universal appeal" (i.e. appealing to white straight folks) is not actually that appealing?