What is anyone even talking about

my posts heal the computer

Toronto Zoo being renamed Toronto Animal Murder Facility

My 2025 recap: lost 65lbs, got laid off, got a really cool job, spent a lot of time with my wife on the beach with our tits and butts out, had a bunch of martinis, that's a wrap

i guess. a reminder to take the time to reach out to your favourite online posters as much as possible. just try to riff along with them or if you dont feel comfortable doing that correct a minor detail in one of their posts. or just let them know you disagree with them about something.

Come over and let me do this to you

damn only one mike left

Just heard the "how do you spell icup" kid joke out in the world, marvellous

Double double, oil and soup Fire burn and liquid poop

RIP Mike F.

Very sad to say it seems Mike Fossey, aka Mike F. has died. Truly one of the funniest posters of all time and a talented artisan. Had been friends online for many years, but I got to hang out a couple times at shows in Boston and he was funny and sweet in real life too.

One of the funny Mikes died from twitter

Watching my wife slowly eat all the Christmas chocolate that I am too ill to enjoy sucks so much. It's so unfair

Had some white rice for dinner going to have jello for dessert

Sick on the couch watching my wife play video games and whispering "mega-kill" and "headshot" and "mmmmmulti-kill" quietly

Probably only good things will happen in 2026, that's what I'm thinking, is that, probably, it'll only be good things all through 2026, the whole damn time. That's my guess, anyway.

Got stoned and opened a $100 bottle of wine

If you don't live by Tiny Tim's example you're not going to make it

my wife is so hot (xmas edition, pretend there are sleigh bells ringing when you're reading the post)

try our new black IPA. it's black because we ground up a gun and put it in there

Tis the season

The respectful pervert

If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...

I bet it would feel so good at first to get microwaved

Thought about wearing a half zip underneath a suit blazer and almost threw up

Just read an annoying article. If you can believe it

A Prayer To God, www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d9B...

I interviewed the author of bestselling book The Fort Bragg Cartel. We cover the potential for regime change in Venezuela, the unique rate of violence around US bases, our “low information” Congress, Israel’s influence on US army doctrine, and more ayeshaasiddiqi.substack.com/p/interview-...

Cashier tells you customers are limited to one bottle of champagne maximum.

Christmas selfie mufo tradition, get holiday drunk and send your mufos a normal selfie and wish them a happy Christmas

🎶🔊🔊LIVING FAST AND BALLING AT CHRISTMAS TIME🔊🔊🎶

Gm

yeah I'm a Bev Crusher 🍻

this got me

the only Australian contribution to xmas music that I know about is the song about the guy going to prison and worrying that nobody makes the gravy as good as he does. Nasty country

important Christmas music www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdkD...

Whenever there's one of those porno search maps people are always marveling anew at how anyone, much less a whole state, could search stuff like "Mr. penus" in order to jack off. Do you understand how stupid most people are? What further evidence could the world furnish you unto this end?

The bean bunny is the most awful wretched Muppet and I hope every year the wreath that gets thrown at him will propel him out into the street and under the iron wheels of a passing stage coach

My wife and I take turns being this little freak in our marriage

11:11, Lads

tis the season