Such sad news #rip

@peterhookthelight.bsky.social in fine form indeed last night at @boilershop.bsky.social

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One of the very best hours of comedy I've seen for a very long time. James Acaster on top form this afternoon

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But my fav joke I wrote is this: What's white and goes ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit ? A SOUTH-AFRICAN CHAS & DAVE COVERS BAND

Just caught @thehangingstars.bsky.social supporting @edwyncollins.bsky.social - very good indeed!

Never forget Nigel Farage went on public record and opposed the Batman.

Nigel Farage would definitely eat a swan. But only the right wing.

it’s a van. how do they not know this

Here’s something for anyone who needs a bit of a lift today.

You join us live from Danny Dyer’s birthday drinks.

Brilliant!

The perfect post

I can

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What a record indeed...

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Very much looking forward to this when they come to The Cluny in Newcastle in a couple of weeks!

Man, I just read a quote from Carrie Fisher that's going to be burned into my brain forever. "Things are getting worse faster than we can lower our standards."

Motherfucking wind farms…

Oh that's good!

Bernard Butler, Norman Blake and James Grant were brilliant tonight at The Glasshouse.

Lloyd I'm Ready To Be Heartbroken by Camera Obscura. Utterly brilliant.

Happy Towel day you Hoopy Froods

ABERDEEN FOOTBALL CLUB. 2024/25 SCOTTISH CUP WINNERS!!

Great list of great songs by a great band www.theguardian.com/music/2025/m...

A privilege to see Gary Oldman on stage yesterday in York.

This really made me chuckle

I still remember the posters popping up at various metro stations!

Love it!

Not done a giveaway in a while, so if anyone wants a 12x8 Severance print like/repost/follow and I'll pick a winner in a few days. If you don't want to risk not getting it you could simply buy a copy of course.

Hi @marcrileydj.bsky.social just noticed on the Tyne Theatre website, they're saying it's a 7pm start tonight? Is that right?

Doves last night at @boilershop.bsky.social were incredible. Happy new album day today too!

"A firs glass dicked doo doddingham"

Hey @laurenlaverne.bsky.social thanks for playing the Lucy Rose song, it's amazing isn't it. But her tour dates are next year, not this week!! Huw did the same last night 🤣

Barbenheimer: we’ve got the best Oscars campaign of all time Conclave: hold my beer

Obviously don't do this. It would be an enormous waste of everyone's time.

Brilliant night last night with @hamishhawk.bsky.social - haste ye back Sir!

Cracking start for Scotland here 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Unbelievable - Sainsbury's doing their best to break Nolero by sticking them on a Nectar price. and It's only the 1st of Feb! Stay strong @herring1967.bsky.social

The Bad Fire is out now 🔥 ➡️ mogwai.scot 📸 Paul Savage

I have a big ask. My 9yo son is autistic and he’s been raising a betta fish he named Kevin. Yesterday He asked if he could “share a photo of Kevin with the whole world“. I don’t know if this will work, but a dad’s gotta try. Like and share if that’s your thing. Kevin says hi! 🐟👋

Holy shit. There’s a longer clip. He did the Hitler salute TWICE. (🎥 PatriotTakes)

Sad to hear while on air of Denis Law‘s passing. Denis will go down as one of the all-time greats & it was an incredible joy to work with him & know him as a very young commentator at the 1990 World Cup in Italy where he was my co-comm. Aberdeen, his home city & mine, mourns his loss. RIP, Denis.

Everyone at Aberdeen FC is deeply saddened to learn of the passing of Aberdeen born football legend Denis Law. One of Scotland’s greatest ever players, his legacy will live on in the North-east. Our thoughts are with his family and friends.