Detectives Benson & Stabler

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Ascent of the Blessed, by Hieronymus Bosch, 1500-04, 📸 by @jeffhaynesmedia

Biggest Revelations From Jill Biden’s New Memoir https://theonion.com/biggest-revelations-from-jill-bidens-new-memoir/

How I assign blame for all Valks losses: 1. Refs 2. Leaving Carla unprotected in the expansion draft 3. Refs again 4. Their own shortcomings

They’ve got to work on layups. The missed shots from less than a foot from the basket are piling up a bit. So close. Fun but also frustrating. #Valkyries #WNBASky #WNBA #BUNNIES

Fuck, so close! What a game. We are contenders, baby, I don't care what anyone says! #valkyries

Maaaaan the last five minutes were funky as hell. How many fkn calls? #Valkyries #WNBASky #WNBA

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hater whistle FUCK YOUU REF

What a great game!💜⚔️💜⚔️ #Valkyries

FCC To Investigate TV Shows Where The Mom Has Job https://theonion.com/fcc-to-investigate-tv-shows-where-the-mom-has-job/

To my Pride folks. You are loved. There ain't no other you. You are so fierce you got these wockaflockas shook and whatnot. Go on with yo' bad selves.

This is Copo. He firmly believes this cow statue is his new best friend. 13/10 super happy for them both (IG: copodenievebullterrier)

ON FIREEEE! 💜🔥💜🔥💜🔥 #SLAM #Valkyries #Ballhalla #WNBASky #WNBA #DontTryIt

“Those stories, plus Snoke, tonight on 60 Minutes.”

Cameron Brink on her double technical with NaLyssa Smith: “What do you want me to say? It’s a physical game. I’m not afraid of anybody. That’s all I’ll say. I’m not afraid of anybody.”

You can't fool me with election results coming in tonight, California. I know not to care until a week from today.

GABBYYYYYY

NEW: Now live, a glossary of terms for new and learning basketball and WNBA fans, plus a pronounciation guide. This will be continuously updated. www.valkyriesbeat.com/p/valkyries-...

On my way to #Ballhalla woooohooooo! 💜⚔️💜⚔️💜 #Valkyries #WNBA #WNBASky Wearing my VB jersey tonight. @wgoldenstate.bsky.social

Folks, you don’t have to defend your interests on here. Hell, you don’t even have to like your interests.

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Very close game 😤 #Ballhalla #Valkyries

On my way to #Ballhalla LFG! 💜⚔️💜⚔️💜 #Valkyries #WNBASky #WNBA #Aces Sporting my new Gabby jersey.😤

Wemby can’t even cry on nobody’s shoulder.

Pancake’s mom is doing so good. #Fire #WNBA

I’m so happy they beat the whiny flopper last night.🥹Couldn’t go cuz I had a fkn migraine, but I yelled at the tv plenty lol. #Valkyries #WNBASky #Ballhalla #WNBA 💜

A source told me that the Barden Bellas are also pulling out of the America 250 celebration. "I have two words for you," said Anna Kendrick.

THE GOLDEN STATE VALKYRIES ARE THE BEST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE

WOOOOOHOOOOOO!! FUCK YEAH VALKYRIES WIN!💜💜💜 WHAT A DAMN GAME VB! THE BLOCKS!🔥🔥🔥 THEY BATTLE😤🥹🤩 #Valkyries #Ballhalla #WNBA #WNBASky #Winners

‘The Mandalorian And Grogu’ Slammed By Fans As Third-Best ‘Star Wars’ Film

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Insider reporting from an unnamed Sacramento Kings official says the work to build a championship team is “95% done.” The remaining 5% of work is focused on acquiring superstar players who fit together and hiring an elite coach.

The cover for this week’s issue is “Kings of New York,” by Mark Ulriksen. See what’s inside: newyorkermag.visitlink.me/yiITdU

Mom Mails Son Jar She Needs Opened

this snake is judging the shit out of you. you know what you did

Showdown in the 🅰️ The Atlanta Dream currently sit at No. 1 in the regular szn standings and are hot off a win. They will face the Phoenix Mercury who are lookin' to bounce back after a loss on Thursday. Tune into League Pass at 3pm/ET to see who comes out victorious!

A cartoon by Brendan Loper, from 2019.

This is Edward. He was given 6 months to live after being found as a stray. His family was determined to give him the best few months possible, so they introduced him to the ice cream truck. That was 27 months ago. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: magnificent_foster_dogs)

Totally missed this. Sami Whitcomb released the rebel jerseys too soon so they turned the whole convo into a gospel song. Their social media admin is top tier 😂 #WNBA

Turns out you can just buy a birthday cake any time and eat it yourself. Nobody checks.

I think we’ve got a serious and weird bot infestation tonight.

lmao OG x Martha Stewart this is so random 😭

The lady has no sportsmanship to speak of #WNBA #Boxy ##WNBASky

A Michigan tenant called his landlord over to do some work at his home. The landlord was caught on the tenant’s camera having sex inside the home instead.

mario earnin them coins

This is Cooper. He just came across a new painting in the house that caught his eye. Doesn’t want to come off as conceited, but the resemblance is uncanny. 13/10 (IG: cooper.minidachs)