Record profits are unpaid wages and unpaid taxes.

I’ve always wanted to hold a small pinball tournament where the only rule was that you’re not allowed to move Meatloaf.

Searing opinion from a federal judge on Long Island, who describes "police state"-like tactics by ICE to arrest peopleand draw up after-the-fact warrants. He says DOJ is damaging its credibility with the courts by trying to shield ICE from scrutiny. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

So…as established, my little old house is gently haunted. I don’t generally go out of my way to “catch” the ghosts, but one night I heard the weirdest, quietest breathing right. behind. me. Slowly, I reached for my phone…and without turning around to eyeball the pervy spook, I took this selfie 👇

we drink laudanum in this web zone

"our son was run over by our car" is a masterwork in the field of passive language

*ass

Welp, I’ve had enough. I’m gonna go over there and see if there’s anyone I can talk to about getting the Strait of Hormuz open. I can be very persuasive. Never know unless we try it.

Salute to an all-time tweet

Gonna spend the next two years spamming every elected Dem about the concept of "damnatio memoriae." Chisel his name off every inscription. Build over the various Trump Towers like they're Nero's Golden House. Remove him from physical memory, not to forget but as a sign of disrespect to the man.

Tiny goats in tiny coats will boing away your Sunday sads.

Happy pride! Here are some types of nonmonosexual people I love: ☆ Corsican genderqueer nonbinary YA authors ☆ aegosexual people ☆ straight people who aren't out at work ☆ therian people who aren't out at work ☆ gay diamoric heiresses ☆ femme pansexual homosexual women

"The company founded and formerly run by Trump Energy Secretary Chris Wright recorded $193 million of income last year but paid no 2025 federal corporate income taxes, according to its regulatory filings, and actually got more than $10 million back from the IRS..." www.eenews.net/articles/oil...

The left would have us believe that all cultures are equal. But in reality, some produce marvels while others turn out AI slop and descend into cocaine-fueled fascism. by Alex Karp

Flowers outside the Belmart supermarket in Kyiv. where a Moscow-born gunman took hostages and ultimately killed 5 civilians.

I really don’t have to use “husband”. And I didn’t in my piece. Deliberately. “Married to at the time” works just fine. open.substack.com/pub/karenatt...

I know this isn't funny, but ... it's a little bit funny. The Trump administration is getting clowned on a positively cosmic scale. It's genuinely difficult to think of how the humiliation could be more comprehensive.

Israeli forces burn homes in south Lebanon town - https://www.middleeasteye.net/live-blog/live-blog-update/israeli-forces-burn-homes-south-lebanon-town

From February, but (re-)sharing ICYMI as it’s something that’s always worth thinking about #scicomm

Israeli settlers threw stones at a Palestinian ambulance near the Za’tara checkpoint south of Nablus in the occupied West Bank.

I'm escalating, send help.

CONTINUITY ERROR: in Event Horizon (1997), Sam Neill claims "where we're going, we won't need eyes to see," when in the last scene after the ship brings him back, HE CLEARLY HAS EYES

All to appease his dementia-ridden cult leader...

Good afternoon generals and commanders

Like if this is your water bottle #Deductopia

Russian Z-blogger Yevgeny Golman is again in hysterics over the Russian army’s situation at the front and the authorities’ helplessness.

So we get multiple conflicting reports, including from Trump himself, that Vance is or is not leading the US delegation for peace talks on Tuesday, then we get multiple reports from Iran state media that they have no plans to attend peace talks on Tues & didn’t know about it.

Zelensky says in his evening address that the US has again moved to ease oil sanctions and that it brings no real diplomatic benefit. He says important security cooperation updates with partners are coming next week.

Since the 2018 reforms began requiring the Office of Congressional Workplace Rights to report awards and settlements related to formal complaints, there have been eight payments made by House members' offices, totaling just over $400,000.

It is the perfect day for taking ridiculous selfies with goats

It is very funny that he's too cowardly to actually say anything specific.

Armpit hair discourse on the hell site reminded me Kojima does have some taste

THREAD. Today I'm giving away 3 signed hardbacks of my latest book, each with fab linoprint bookmarks, made by my mum Jo. Repost & reply to enter. You might like it if you like: Folkloric creatures Old records Intricate psychedelic stories The idea of circular time All shares much-appreciated.

It's also worth being clear about who's doing the arguing. Palantir sells operational software to defence, intelligence, immigration & police agencies. These 22 points aren't philosophy floating in space, they're the public ideology of a company whose revenue depends on the politics it's advocating.

An entire industry of companies offers Airbnb hosts AI to speak to guests on their behalf. 404 Media poked around the industry after one AI tool offered a guest a recipe for French toast. www.404media.co/airbnb-hosts...

"I did what anyone should do—I raised the alarm. Thomson Reuters’ response was to fire me.” www.404media.co/thomson-reut...

This man is the son and namesake of Rodney Mims Cook, Sr., who was a rare racial liberal in 1960s Atlanta. If you've read WHITE FLIGHT, he was one of the leading voices against the Peyton Wall and one of the few legislators to back seating Julian Bond. Now his son is building a monument to a racist

Ah I see that Palantir has gone full mask off social darwinism

I have so wanted our politicians to help educate people on the huge benefits of mundane policy and bureaucracy. We need good storytellers to make it interesting

What a surprise.

takes a break from tomolife to draw tomolife #tomodachilife2 #rkgk

Most podcasts in Oakland are communist and neurotypical

Okay, this is crazy #tomodachilife

somebody is doing god's work

Extremely normal and fine for a company to put this in a public statement

The director of the Russian Cherepovets Foundry&Mechanical Plant,Vladimir Boglayev,says that Russia is likely to face upheavals in the near future due to economic problems

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