🚓🚨 woop woop pronoun police 🚨 🚓

go go abbott wheels

my wife watched House of Dynamite and was so mad at the ending she immediately cancelled netflix lol

Another victim of white (concrete) supremacy… go woke or building broke

i’m running for president in 2028, this is my platform: - no more spam texts and calls - smaller cars with weaker headlights - imprison every person in ice and the trump administration on a remote island for a thousand years

we have got to start killing billionaires. is the first line that the villain speaks in the novel im writing. really though, in the real world, we have to kill these people. he continues

“Years of lead…supplements” - @bdowney.bsky.social

who up carvin they gourd

doing a fire/ice double feature with two dogshit movies, THE LOST BUS and ICE ROAD: VENGEANCE

Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile starts... now.

how do u even compete with this level of propaganda. and why tf do these vril guys love tatu so much

portland frog you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your rubber suit is too bad. they’ll kill you portland frog

this sucks dick

every poster whose skeets get read in court should be required to have a username that is this funny, at bare minimum

ALAB (assigned lawyer at birth)

a lot of people On Here are exposing themselves as members of the Virgin-American community

please be kind to the Gaylor crew today, i’m sure they are having a Hard time with the news

*hanging brain* (reverently) he wields the brain

republicans: actual nazis democrats: lemonparty.jpg

Drivers kill 10000 pedestrians per year. Here’s why they had it coming.

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

Lmao at this coming from John “The Torture Memo Guy” Yoo

For our October issue I wrote about the Roberts Court for its 20th anniversary, how it helped lead us to the current crisis, and what should be done about it:

Will Trump and Vance use Charlie Kirk’s memorial to call for unity? Yeah that sounds like something they would do 👍

I am advocating for you to be killed but I am using my inside voice you must debate me this is called democracy

wrote on charlie kirk for the newsletter this weekend

I wrote my own Charlie Kirk obituary, and about valuing truth over manners: www.thenation.com/article/poli...

Extremist murders by ideology, 2013 to 2022. www.pbump.net/o/reassessin...

“Trump says…” let me stop you right there

The dumbest minds of our generation lament death of colossal asshole

Mars colony, population 1 (deceased)

I beg to differ.

Finding my daughter’s favorite stuffy outside and striding into bedtime with explosions behind me like an action movie

hey hey rfk how many kids did you kill today

(pooping in my pants) i’m sure the woke mob will love this

they don't want pussy. they want to endlessly critique pussy

FLUBBED @wyattprivilege.bsky.social you gotta see this

if you have a trumper in your life, today is the day to text them like “so how’s it feel to support a pedophile?”

donald trump is a pedophile

Hacked account going on an antisemitic rant.

Sukimamori is a one-eyed purple monster who scares kids away from the gap between the platform and the train in various stations around Japan.

it’s absurd that NYT forced him to delete these skeets, which … convey the factual information that Zohran Mamdani is, in fact, a man of South Asian descent who was born and raised in Africa, and that the pseudonymous source of the hacked material is a white supremacist eugenicist.

so is someone paying you to be a stupid asshole? or is it just love of the game for you? what is your incentive

one of the great questions of our time, and all times, is “stupid or evil?” and it appears the answer is “yes”

hey man i recommend you go into a bathroom with the door closed and combine chlorox with windex to really get that tub clean

AI in the wild? This tray tissue I was given at a restaurant is full of errors and hallucinations…!

@theatlantic.com this guy is one of many reasons i do not pay for your magazine