opened up a new jar of peanut butter and had briefly had the same feeling as snowboarding in fresh powder

I was thinking how cis/trans are chemistry-adjacent terms for human sexuality. But can we take it further, with particle physics? Top/bottom quarks… quarks are always in composite particles like protons (polycules)… gluons hold things together (unicorns?)… work in progress

Hell yeah lfg

i need to hear what Werner Herzog thinks about KPop Demon Hunters

Did anyone ever see Isiah Whitlock and the Monkey Christ Lady in the same room? Sus

Hitler committed genocide the Right Way

hunnggghhh these buldak ramen noodles are actually really spicy, got damn

Merry Christmas, friends

they should remake White Chicks but race and gender swapped

the skin is the largest organ? yeah maybe for you, mr. babydick

🎶 up on the housetop click click click taking ten inches of santa’s dick 🎶

Me realizing the first newsworthy TPUSA story post-Kirk is a woman with the last name fullnecky

How odd that this list does not include Bezos 🤔

dude if the Spice Melange was real i would snorting the fuck out of it. give me the blue eyes

haven’t yet seen any human centipede jokes about “end-to-end encrypted”

jar jar voice: alina habba big problem

high floor, no cheating

i think turkey is good, even if dry, first time around. my problem is the next-day turkey flavor. it gets a strong leftover taste, which i also taste in leftover chicken (from my own kitchen or takeout where it’s obviously reheated). but the turkey version is … more feral, or fishy

I could have done without the felching refresher tbh

Glenn Beck is sorry about All That (racism)

🚓🚨 woop woop pronoun police 🚨 🚓

go go abbott wheels

my wife watched House of Dynamite and was so mad at the ending she immediately cancelled netflix lol

Another victim of white (concrete) supremacy… go woke or building broke

i’m running for president in 2028, this is my platform: - no more spam texts and calls - smaller cars with weaker headlights - imprison every person in ice and the trump administration on a remote island for a thousand years

we have got to start killing billionaires. is the first line that the villain speaks in the novel im writing. really though, in the real world, we have to kill these people. he continues

“Years of lead…supplements” - @bdowney.bsky.social

who up carvin they gourd

doing a fire/ice double feature with two dogshit movies, THE LOST BUS and ICE ROAD: VENGEANCE

Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile starts... now.

how do u even compete with this level of propaganda. and why tf do these vril guys love tatu so much

portland frog you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your rubber suit is too bad. they’ll kill you portland frog

this sucks dick

every poster whose skeets get read in court should be required to have a username that is this funny, at bare minimum

ALAB (assigned lawyer at birth)

a lot of people On Here are exposing themselves as members of the Virgin-American community

please be kind to the Gaylor crew today, i’m sure they are having a Hard time with the news

*hanging brain* (reverently) he wields the brain

republicans: actual nazis democrats: lemonparty.jpg

Drivers kill 10000 pedestrians per year. Here’s why they had it coming.

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

Lmao at this coming from John “The Torture Memo Guy” Yoo

For our October issue I wrote about the Roberts Court for its 20th anniversary, how it helped lead us to the current crisis, and what should be done about it:

Will Trump and Vance use Charlie Kirk’s memorial to call for unity? Yeah that sounds like something they would do 👍

I am advocating for you to be killed but I am using my inside voice you must debate me this is called democracy

wrote on charlie kirk for the newsletter this weekend

I wrote my own Charlie Kirk obituary, and about valuing truth over manners: www.thenation.com/article/poli...