I guess we're just waiting around to see if this demented psychopath kills everyone: defector.com/i-guess-were...

Bro musta skipped Bridge Day

“Praise be to Allah” —President DONALD J TRUMP, Easter morning 2026

I hate every bot I see. From gpa to gpt

goddamnit i can’t believe i got got by the mods of r/anime_titties

you’re telling me the founder of a sex cult is guilty of crimes? what a world

hamburger hurter

Being a parent is just constantly picking up something that shouldn’t be wet and sayin why is this wet

chat.

Portrait of Mr. Moyes, M.D. (1792) by John Russell, blaze it

they should lower the minimum age to join ice until it’s just toddlers arresting toddlers

i thought iran’s government was good until they posted an AI video

And concluded with...

Followed closely by theonion.com/black-guy-as...

engagement bait prompt: what's your favorite Onion article? I think mine has to be this one theonion.com/new-subway-p...

I don't think anything will ever be able to top this one theonion.com/jurisprudenc...

baked beans come in a can, they were put there by a man, in a factory downtown

if one of elon’s kids is named Saxon, presumably he will eventually name one Anglo. and then perhaps Caucasian and Aryan

Watch the trailer for Jesus Simulator, where players will be taken on a journey through the Gospels to experience the sermons, miracles, and life of Jesus Christ.

for sale: baby shoes, never worn (because it turns out my son has fat feet and needs wide shoes now)

Court: "Are you here for moral support? Because you're not going to speak." Off to a great start!

Everyone is wondering what the correct level of contrition is and this seems about right

hell yeah ai slop girl loves her new gloves from ABCXYZ on amazon

are we ever going to get a picture of epstein’s fucked up dick?

i was thinking of golden-headed lion tamarins, who would be sexy even if they went bald, on account of their vivacious personalities

you can’t spell chinese without ch-ese

WBAL in Baltimore helping viewers understand the difference between watches and warnings

what is the sound of one balloon popping

Could an empire in decline do THIS? *launches deeply unpopular invasion cementing status as lunatic-led pariah state, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do*

just saw a cybertruck wrapped with “jesus is king!” no way bitch you will never see the kingdom of heaven

watching WAR MACHINE, a really stupid movie starring our favorite woke big boy from REACHER, this shit kicks ass

damn, she’s serving Flask app

Crispy Noem

I kissed a girl and I liked it -George Orwell

Just had an interesting conversation with a young queer coworker who found a lot of meaning writing fanfic in the Omegaverse, thank you @alabseries.bsky.social for preparing me

Can’t believe you withhold this insight from the folks here

the phrase “more than a dozen pregnant children” ringing in my ears www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Greg Dolezal, a Georgia state senator and conservative Republican who's running to be lieutenant governor, released this bizarre Islamophobic "anti-sharia" ad that, somewhat confusingly, features an AI generated driver that looks exactly like Claire Danes.

Here's a picture I found on my camera roll

*trying to be supportive* trans women are my bro… err sisters, sorry

unfortunately it’s the n-word

liquor named “99 red balloons” that tastes like a balloon

i don’t know anything about barstool, i’ve just seen the handle “stoolpresidente” and assumed he was the president of poop

shaped cheese jet