A rich guy puts an already existing food item in the freezer, claims he invented something. The Elon Musk of frozen burritos

There is no greater shame in this world than being dunked on by a NBA player during a game

That both of Turning Point USA’s founders are dead from public health crises their organization worked hard to enable is a parable for our time.

When you devote your life to the message that empathy is evil and gun deaths are an acceptable price to pay for gun rights, you shape the world with your words. Maybe Charlie Kirk didn’t expect to be a victim of his own worldbuilding, but his death is consistent with the world he helped create.

This explains it better than I can

Hypnotic

Oh, I get it! Other countries should "simply write a check to the Treasury". It's that easy!

New statement from CEA Chair Stephen Miran, whose work people used to drum up the "Mar-A-Lago Accord" idea. This is deeply unhinged stuff. Of the ideas presented, one (1) is helpful to rebalance the global economy (more defense spending by other countries). www.whitehouse.gov/briefings-st...

Actually, the Yellowstone Caldera erupting could be a good thing

lmao

Final score Lakers 278 Nuggets 67

Hey Ron DeSantis, Canada thinks your politics suck. We have stopped visiting and we have stopped buying. Look at the precipitous drop in orange juice sales. Lol. The boycott is strong and getting stronger.

Hey! Are you an American considering a PhD or a postdoc, and the funding / academic situation just went absolutely bonkers? Canada's federal funding awards just added eligibility for international applicants if at Cdn institutions. www.nserc-crsng.gc.ca/NewsDetail-D...

Supreme Court rules 6-3 that Teslas are priced to move with $0 down and no payments for 48 months

Tom Thibodeau is questionable with flu-like symptoms

Haha Tom Thibodeau always looks like he's about to die #nba #warriors #knicks

Am I understanding this correctly? Zelenski didn't sign Trump's bad deal so Trump and VP Couchfucker razzed him on live TV like a couple of 12-year old middle school girl bullies? Is that what you're telling me?

A story in three images

Maybe Anthony Edwards needs to take a time out and think about what he's done

It’s a death cult. anildash.com/2020/07/11/t...

Lakers lookin goooooodd

Welcome to today's episode of Shut The Fuck Up Friday! Check out this video for some tips from a local lawyer for those of you headed out to the streets to protest. You're a target of the state when you take action. NEVER talk to police & always STFU! Full video in thread👇

📷 Happy #caturday afternoon

DEI hires are out. But when it comes to dealing with vodka-loving Putin, Pete Hegseth could be the perfect DUI hire.

Progressive commentator Sam Seder goes off on Democratic congressman Gerry Connolly for his media ineptitude

The rule of law must be followed. If it isn’t, you HAVE to raise the maximum amount of hell in public. If you don’t, then I don’t care if you’re a senator or a representative and feel like you’re involved in important matters of state, you are in fact nobody, powerless, pointless.

Whether it's Hillary Clinton sharing risotto tips on a private email server or Elon Musk giving full access to all government information to a nineteen-year old named Big Balls with ties to a child pornography collective known for its extortion techniques, both sides have played loose with security.

Del Monte Daniel Craig Popsicles (2009-2009): To celebrate National Ice Cream week in the UK, Del Monte decided to release cranberry, blueberry, and pomegranate "ice lollies" modeled after the shirtless torso and head of actor Daniel Craig

Which DOGE kid are you? Take the quiz.

His illiquidity is the danger. He has to keep doing shit like this. The Not Actually Real Money Bus must be kept above $200 billion or it will explode. All of this shit is basically debt and blackmail and it's forcing people like Musk into increasingly precarious and dangerous positions.

Frankly it’s embarrassing how much George Orwell’s “1984” gets wrong about 1984. The publisher should update it to be more accurate, e.g. “Winston heard ‘Eat It’ by Weird Al Yankovic playing on the radio. ‘I’d hate to be Michael Jackson right now!’ he said to Big Brother”

This is super cool. The Blazers are the first professional sports team to provide OneCourt's haptic display at every home game! This cutting-edge technology enables fans who are Blind or Low Vision to experience live basketball action in real-time, at no additional cost. #RipCity #Blazers

this haptic display absolutely rocks. basketball is for everyone.

Harlequin, by Pablo Picasso, 1923

congestion pricing and pedestrian zones are how you revitalize downtown and business districts. any mayors paying attention?

NEW: The DOGE team has gained unfettered access to Chuck Schumer. They are operating him like a Kaiju and making him punch his own dick

Members of Congress need to do everything in their power to get Elon Musk’s hands off of the American people's money.

Sorry I didn't get that report to you boss. DEI/Antifa prevented me from finishing it. Also, I will be late tomorrow because of woke traffic.

Jfc

Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked.

CNN Town Hall, 2028 Dem: my opponent replaced the Foreign Service with a jar of stale farts Fact-check: true Repub [smirks, smooths hair]: would you prefer *fresh*? Crowd: Ooooooooooo Newsroom: that’s a telling point! We now have an update from our chatbot, embedded with the troops in Greenland

sums up today’s news pretty succinctly

Weird how worried Wall Street is about DeepSeek, weren’t they just saying AI innovation is good even if it harms some people in the short term

I feel like this is one step too far

A federal court has declared that warrantless searches of US person’s communications collected for national security purposes is unconstitutional. Now it’s our job to make sure Congress knows that when they renew this law in a little over a year.

📷 here's a view from our table at one of our many "happy places" in NYC. Turntable Chicken Jazz in Manhattan has some outstanding Korean Fried Chicken, and wonderful music permeating the air #color #photography #KFC