this was just so fucking great, I can't tell you

Dickhead apparently said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine," but was unaware that the fine would be collected with a series of punches to his skull. Some things money can't buy. www.surfer.com/news/tourist...

I believe that would be called a death camp

if you're going to treat a guy who fucks children and has never made an honest dollar in his entire fucking life like he's giving out the received wisdom of the ages, you can just fuck yourself Jake Tapperism will be the death of us all

to this day, I credit the fact that I haven’t completely gone crazy is that I have taken an oath to never listen to Mr Shitshispants when he’s speaking publicly, and I have been successful in doing that: I recommend it highly

once, JUST ONCE I would like to see one of these worthless twits respond to his insane, demented jabbering with “you know you sound crazy, right? You know that, right?“ JUST ONCE

and i’ve known both kinds

Professor of religion here: can confirm.

wonderful:

The Pike’s Peak Humane Society has a social media manager who is very good at their job

well, this is just about as cool as it gets:

this is going to stay with me

incredible image, and 10/10 alt text game:

boosting this enthusiastically:

imagine the U of Alabama with an all white team going 2-9

spread the word:

can't really describe how happy this made me

preach, Maxwell!

The Fix is In

precisely how it's done

thank you for saying this on behalf of all of us who were afraid to

Racism as an ideology depends on lies. So racists, especially those who consider themselves to be intellectuals, tend to be very accomplished liars.

truly, an impossible situation

10/10

seconding this: learning to sew was a transformational experience—I don’t get to do it very much, but every time I do it, I feel better about everything and I don’t know why, or even how else to describe it

this is what weed and sloppiness with voice to text gets you

Years ago I wrote a piece on my site about how every MFA writing program should have at least elective courses on the business aspects of writing/publishing (how to read contracts, get agents, current state of the industry, etc). I got some pushback on that, which I thought was... odd.

San Antonio is a good team—with the potential to be one of the great ones

speak!

Why did they call it Bluesky and not…

word:

I still maintain that if we had tried and jailed Nixon, a whole lot of this wouldn't be happening right now

The Nicobar Pigeon is best known for being the closest living relative of the extinct dodo. Photograph by Keeper Danny

legit:

green M&M: would fuck

today I got a turndown from a job I applied for on * March 4th * and I think it’s a personal best for that kind of thing longest iteration of “fuck off” in my life: 64 days

as one does

don’t fuck with Janet: she’s a real one, and she will CUT YOU

Today the US federal regime released a 16 page "counter terrorism strategy" that includes this. Trans pogroms begin in earnest soon. Please save trans lives in any way you can think of. Please.

seconded with conviction

boosted for “poaster’s bushido”

Earth eclipses the Sun as seen by Artemis II on Orion. Satellites showing off as usual...

most definitely a risk worth taking imo

funny, yes—but also totally unsurprising

apologies to dog lovers, but "dog-fucking" is my new favorite descriptive term

and one hopes he’ll be the last of his kind, as the court is torn down to the stud walls and rebuilt one of the very worst Americans ever

no lie detected

I wouldn't say that I'm unhappy, oh, no I'd more likely go with something like "totally fucking miserable"