I'm aware that some think fucking a 12 year old girl isn't disqualifying for a presidential candidate, but I don't think someone that terrible should be able to vote it's a quandary, isn't it?

if you wanna know what’s wrong, and why we are where we are, this is a pretty good start:

It’s called a “Job” because having one makes you feel like God gave up on you

Happy Bastille Day

Tylenol does not cause autism Unpasteurised milk is not safe Raw beef is bad for you Taco bell doesn’t give you diarrhea Ivermectin won’t prevent Covid

This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.

this is pretty fabulous

"we're dismantling the ICC so we won't be tried there"

"verify your age" my sister's favorite band was the Monkees

Nobody I worked with killed as many people as Lindsey Graham (or Mitch McConnell or Dick Cheney or George w Bush or Henry Kissinger). This incessant need Democrats have to pay tribute to despicable scumbags js part of the reason people don’t believe them when they say elections are a crisis point.

I'm going to KEEP talking about how Florida Senator Rick Scott, the RICHEST man in all of Congress DEFRAUDED Medicare & is trying to CUT Social Security. Will you join me?🤚

ngl, McGregor getting a beatdown is pretty fucking awesome

stunning!

I don’t get why James Woods is being punished now for something 27 years old, but I am 100% on board with bad things happening to James Woods because he’s a fucking asshole who deserves to have ALL the bad things happened to his mangy ass if he happens to read this, just let me say fuck you, Jimmy!

When dad died, a smattering of people came to support my brother and me. After the priest spoke graveside, my eulogy began: "We are gathered here today to honor my father, who died after a long battle with everyone gathered here today." The priest deemed it "appropriate for your father."

Remember, it is important to respect the sanctity of life and the tragedy of death with discussing the unfortunate and sudden passing of Mr. Orphan Eater, the man known to eat only orphans live and still screaming in front of television cameras.

this is how it’s done

i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious

my heart!

"I'm always right, and I never lie" energy

a rare case where Iranian media is more forthright than ours well... maybe not THAT rare

my only disappointment about Graham's death is that it didn't involve fire in any way oh, well—he'll get plenty of fire where he's going to be

the way her cat is looking up at her is just everything, isn't it?

this hits the nail on the head:

I'm sure I have something to add to this thread, but it states pretty concisely what I'm feeling:

not sure why I followed this account, but it's been pretty entertaining

word:

rip 😔

the latest positive development:

nail, meet hammer:

If we’d speak more ill of the dead, maybe it would remind the living not to be assholes.

literally couldn't happen to a shittier person

11 July 1892 | A Pole, Zbigniew Koellner, was born. An officer of the Polish Army. In #Auschwitz from 10 January 1941. No. 9333 He perished in the camp on 11 October 1943.

I don’t think you could put it any better than that

this account kills fascists

make this account stop reading my mail

Komm, Trümptod!

lol

“I’m a moron, please vote for me”

“He’s behind me, isn’t he.” “Yep.” “Is he making that stupid face?” “Yep.”

good dog!

ICE is not about immigration. ICE is not about the southern border. ICE is about normalizing paramilitary force on our streets. It cannot be reformed. It cannot be retrained. ICE must be abolished.

"Mitch McConnell came by in a track suit with a box of books and said he needed to discuss the unfolding situation in MAINE and I said those books look heavy and he said they are heavy, heavy as the chains I forged in life"

And don't forget the two pedophiles