Best Harry Potter comment on this site today.

sorry i never responded to your email, i didn't want to and then i forgot

The thing about airports is all arriving international travelers already have to go through CBP screening.

52% of respondents said porn is morally wrong but only 34% think the death penalty is. If that isn't America in a nutshell.

thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it

My podcast is back! With a breakdown of One Battle After Another—the movie everyone told me I *had* to see but which actually kind of sucks.

I had an ADHD joke but I forgot what it was.

Many years ago I bartended at a private party where Smash Mouth performed, and they played the song All Star, I'm not kidding or exaggerating, for an hour straight. So not only could that song be used to torture for me, but it would also trigger PTSD from my previous trauma.

Cats are such graceful, majestic creatures

New episode! Maya and Rebecca ruin ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER, outlining what made it such irresistible bait for Academy voters (hint hint: prestige white guys being “political”). www.saucepodcast.com/one-battle-a...

I can't stop thinking about this post and wondering if it's gone away yet.

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

I think this is about the temperature but honestly it works for decades as well

NO NO NO YOU DON’T GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL tell everyone you know www.freetaxusa.com

“5 authors I've read at least 5 books by” Roald Dahl Judy Blume C.S. Lewis V.C. Andrews Stephen King (I guess my reading slowed down a lot after the age of 13)

Watching Olympic hockey after having watched Heated Rivalry, all I can think about is which players are fucking each other

It's hard to overstate how dangerous it is that the first result you see when Googling is the utterly unreliable AI overview. When the answer to your question is right in front of you, most people aren't going to click links and hunt around for confirmation.

This is so real lol

and i wrote this a decade ago about jackson as the model response to trump-style politics www.slate.com/articles/new...

I can't stop thinking about this post and wondering if it's gone away yet.

I hate to tell you this Bluesky, but mainstream centrist Democrats are not the root of every political failure, and leftists who refuse to support them aren't either. You're all wrong.

I hate to tell you this Bluesky, but mainstream centrist Democrats are not the root of every political failure, and leftists who refuse to support them aren't either. You're all wrong.

One of the things language like this does is conveys the way that leftism is seen as feminized in america. Leftists are called “hysterical,” told we “throw tantrums,” and “are shrill and unreasonable.” This is the language of cultural misogyny, used to denigrate and silence women.

ICYMI: On my podcast we talked with friends in Minneapolis who told us about the situation on the ground and what life is like under federal occupation. Also methods of resistance you're not seeing on the news. You should listen, it's a good one. www.saucepodcast.com/dispatch-fro...

Children playing army except they have actual anti-aircraft weapons.

I mean…

The economy produced roughly the same number of jobs in Joe Biden’s last full month in office as it produced in Donald Trump’s first full year in office.

Age verification? The new He-Man trailer gave me chills.

Sorry to be Radical Left but I don't think we should put people who haven't committed a crime, and aren't even accused of committing a crime, into any sort of "Detention"

"Foreign language"? The US has the 5th most Spanish speakers of any country in the world.

"Foreign language"? The US has the 5th most Spanish speakers of any country in the world.

The Sermon on the Mount, by Beryl Lewis, before 1965, 📸 by @ScottStrazzante

I've aged 10 years for every digitally de-aged celebrity from the 90's.

Like Kendrick, political as hell precisely because it doesn't bother to acknowledge the haters. They're irrelevant, beneath attention. And nothing is more intolerable to fascists than the thought that their enemies are cool, enjoying themselves, and not thinking about them.

An exciting night for punt connoisseurs.

did RFK jr just hire a rapist to fat shame america

call me "woke" or whatever but I think the Superbowl should have less football and more dancing latinas

This game has been balls but the Shatner poop joke ad made it all worthwhile.

welcome to super bowl 60, celebrating 250 years of american prosperity. everything is gambling now except for your job, which is AI. don’t forget to sign your baby up for trump bucks.

I needed this

I've been reading so much fantasy smut, I can't get turned on anymore unless there's a map and a glossary.

Hey remember this

The new training from the Texas Medical Board comes nearly 5 years after the state passed its strict abortion ban in 2021. ProPublica’s reporting has shown that pregnancy became far more dangerous in the state after the law took effec www.propublica.org/article/texa...

His dementia symptoms continue to get worse and more obvious. Remember when we talked about this on my podcast? www.saucepodcast.com/sauce-classi...

I would like to read more posts about crochet. Where are all the good crochet accounts?

The post-Me Too era has really taught me that the underlying issue with the persistence of sexual violence isn’t exactly women’s credibility, as the “believe women” slogan suggested, but rather with rape’s moral status. It’s not that people think it doesn’t happen. They think it doesn’t matter.