I was thinking it would be fun to catch up on all the episodes of The Simpsons I've never seen, but then I realized watching an episode a day every single day without fail, it would take me almost 2 years to watch them all.

It's really weird being Jewish right now.

Lotta good stuff in this thread

Peruse some comment sections on Facebook and tell me a few percent of the adult men in this country are not a slot machine that is waiting to come up School Shooter, Mosque Shooter, or Comically Bad Presidential Assassin.

Bezos admitting he doesn't pay enough in taxes.

Me to every random dude who's tried to hit on me:

Damn lol sounds like he doesn't want to do this anymore

On Mother's Day, moms should send cards to their kids too.

No wonder she's the one they chose

Except we already have age caps and term limits. They're called elections.

The thing about John Roberts is he probably believes this. He's not being disingenuous like Alito; he's downright delusional. Which might be even worse.

You know what would be really fucking transformative in 2026? Electing statehouses in Michigan, Nevada, and Pennsylvania that will join the Interstate Popular Vote Compact, and designate their EC to the outright winner of the popular vote. That’s a better use of resources than navel gazing at 2028

A sense of humor, especially about oneself, is a charming trait, not to mention a great sign that you're not a sociopath.

lol - “obviously” “Obviously Dawkins sees something in the subservient nature of this AI chatbot that makes him think "woman". He sees an eagerness to please, to disregard all of its (nonexistent) self interests in order to serve his needs, and he thinks "adult human female".”

I recently learned about the cat-sìth, a creature from Scottish legend that's a fairy or maybe a witch or demon appearing as a black cat with a white spot on its chest. Turns out I have one of those. #Caturday

Today I learned that, nationwide, more than 1/4 of abortions are performed via telehealth.

The absolute abandonment of norms, procedure, and restraint by the federal judiciary is in no sense just a problem in its highest court. Far from it.

"Let the states decide"

I love that they added "with their consent." If the role is being performed by a human, I should hope it's with their consent. No Oscars for slave labor!

I made this comic like ten years ago but hey guess what it's relevant again. #scotus

I made this comic like ten years ago but hey guess what it's relevant again. #scotus

Don't call it "expanding" SCOTUS. And, for God's sake, don't call it "court-packing." Call it **right-sizing** the Court. (There are 13 circuits now -- not the 9 circuits there were when it was set at 9 justices 157 effing yrs ago!) Or call it *modernizing* the Court. Thank you.

i know we all know this but goddamn i'm so sick of all these fucking people that will have no problem calling all Somalis low IQ being like "I can't believe he's the same guy he was in his first term. I can't believe he's so racist." We should hunt these people for sport.

If there's anything the past 10 years have taught me, it's this.

team, is it fedposting if a fed posts seashells

bsky users: be careful, what you post on here can get you arrested! the DOJ: this picture of seashells is a threat to national security

You guys this is real life

This is why it doesn't make sense to believe the Butler shooting (or any of the other assassination attempts) was faked. If that were the case, Trump would be talking about it all the time. But he doesn't, because it made him look—and no doubt feel—vulnerable, and he only wants to look strong.

They never call it political violence when the people in power are doing the violence.

You know what, I bet Kim Jong Un has a big fancy ballroom.

They never call it political violence when the people in power are doing the violence.

I mean I can't speak for all Democrats but

When it comes to would-be Trump assassins, we're not sending our best.

Parody is dead yet they keep flogging its corpse

And none of us were worried for anyone there. How times change.

imagine believing trump is mentally fit for anything

The question seems to ask if you trust >50% of people to do the selfless, "right" thing, or do you hedge your bets on >50% of humanity doing the rational, self-interested thing. But it's also asking, would you bet on >50% of people even realizing that pressing purple is the rational thing to do?

I just hope he's not yet too senile to grasp this.

Holy crap, guys. His approval rating is down 300%.

Great read, cuts right to the point

Mamdani is charming and natural as all get out, but even so there's nothing like watching Barack Obama interact with small children, it's so fucking heartwarming.

Mood

Seems like an appropriate time to bring up our Sauce podcast episode about the right wing's ongoing, increasingly successful mission to capture – and ultimately destroy – higher ed. (With brilliant guest @brownphdgirl.bsky.social!) www.saucepodcast.com/right-wing-a...

Oh so I guess American conservatives are now at odds with the Catholic church

What is hilariously unreported here is that the reason the VP has to be careful is because he doesn't want to get out in front of the Big Boss, and Vance therefore thinks that the Pope is basically God's VP.

ICYMI: Rebecca finally convinced Maya to watch ANDOR... Can a show about fighting space fascism shed light on our IRL moment—maybe even help inspire the IRL rebellion? www.saucepodcast.com/andor/

Oh wow it has never been more me

If you see this, post something you saved because it's funny

This is what the internet was made for.