I feel you, ancient Mongolian ceramic hedgehog. I feel you.

Everyone reading that new Lizza post like Herzog listening to the bear attack recording

Yes, this is a wag the dog scenario intended to distract from the Epstein files. But also, I wouldn't be surprised if Stephen Miller were pushing Trump into war with Venezuela specifically to justify deportations using the Alien Enemies Act.

I can't believe how good my cat is at not taking his pill

Accurate

Yes, this is a wag the dog scenario intended to distract from the Epstein files. But also, I wouldn't be surprised if Stephen Miller were pushing Trump into war with Venezuela specifically to justify deportations using the Alien Enemies Act.

Hasta la vista, Charlie Brown

Warning: You'll never be able to un-read this.

That is the face of a man who doesn't give the slightest fuck that he ate your plums

Never thought I'd be rooting for cancer

“.. Tariffs were pitched as the fix for America’s trade deficit.” 🤡 - Bilello

"pro-life"

Cristiano Ronaldo because obviously.

I was just excited to get a Ryan Lizza response for obvious reasons and then I got to the end and I’m going to lose my entire mind

“But, at its heart, this has always been a scandal about the ruling class as a whole, not one individual or political party.”

Men should not be allowed to vote for the next 25 years. We cannot be trusted.

In defining rape in law and public discourse, Catharine MacKinnon wrote, "The level of acceptable force is adjudicated starting just above the level set by what is seen as normal male sexual behavior, including the normal level of force, rather than at the victim's, or women's, point of violation."

Ah, at long last we can finally admit that Piss Christ was just facile provocation

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

Let’s be the no sex predators party

every senator not calling for his head should be ready to also get primaried since this is a group project and they all get a F on it

To repeat: I have studied a lot of cases of autocratization over the past 15 years. Wrote about them, taught about them, consulting about them. I do not recall an opposition so apathetic, ignorant, and inept as the @democrats.org. They cling to their power, rather than fight for democracy. Shame.

Just sad that Dick Cheney wasn't alive to see this.

I'm happy that Mamdani won. But I won't let that get in the way of my celebrating Cuomo losing.

Just sad that Dick Cheney wasn't alive to see this.

BREAKING: DECISION DESK HQ CALLS NYC MAYORAL RACE FOR ZOHRAN MAMDANI.

I'm trying to be happy but all I can manage is not-completely-hopeless.

Genuinely adorable moment

Just let me get the leak of what the NYPD group chats post about Zohran

The best Halloween decorations

The best Halloween decorations

This is one of the best things I've ever seen

Spoken like a man who *wants* to sleep on the sofa tonight.

Analysis | Graham Platner's Nazi tattoo makes him unfit for the U.S. Senate. He should instead set his sights on becoming Secretary of War.

Very fine people on both sides of the Force

If I had a nickel for every blatant Nazi tattoo I covered up with a more coded Nazi tattoo, I'd have zero nickels. Which is the only correct amount of nickels to have in this hypothetical scenario.

Very fine people on both sides of the Force

"Everyone is a 12-year-old" theory getting even more confirmation

I'm in this photo and I don't like it

Talent agent / screenwriter / junior development exec

I love to put chocolate chips in my popcorn does that count?

When you're incapable of feeling embarrassment so you makes everyone else feel it for you

Omg this is so apt

Chancellor Hitler is bucking tradition and legal precedent in pushing to invade neighboring Poland due to what he says is the rampant persecution of ethnic Germans and to support his crackdown on global jewry. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Fascists have become very practiced at couching their agenda in the language of politically neutral democratic values.

RIP Charlie Kirk you would've loved Taylor Swift's new album

Far from the worst thing about them, but I truly hate the way AI chatbots go "excellent question" and "you make a great point" and basically kiss your ass all the time