a game where weapons don't degrade, but everything else does

How about you log off of Dragon Age: Inquisition and Drag your Ass Tothekitchen. Actyour Age Dothedishes

Star Wars passing into the hands of Simon Kinberg and Dave Filoni is going to have the rich artistic yield of letting Annie Wilkes write the MISERY novels herself.

We all literally, LITERALLY just watched NASA fly four absolute all-stars the farthest any human has ever been from Earth and back flawlessly, and yet we're still continuously forced to pretend Musk's bullshit catastrophe factory is the future of human space exploration

Just heard a radio DJ use the phrase “I’m just doing my job” while introing the new drake

fanart (1992) archive.org/details/nfor...

I didn't have Netflix because I did this between 2004 and 2007 but I have actually done this to four people :| I didn't make them watch season 5 though, that's just cruel

this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.

Once again milf hunters will be honoring mother's day with the traditional amnesty

guy who got sucked inside out trying to fuck a vacuum cleaner: and by the way, I just don’t think it makes much political sense, strategically, for the left to keep making “vacuum fucker” jokes

WHAZZAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Raspberry Fell Down The Stairs

no journalists were present. feel bad for the waiters

I didn't even pause The Raid (2011) to tell my wife. Not to make a point or anything, it just wasn't as important as watching The Raid (2011). She found out on her own and agreed The Raid (2011) better warranted our attention.

it is mere decades in the future. technological modernity has collapsed. i am part of a theater company, traveling the wasteland performing classic Vines

A message on the Camden Yards scoreboard: No more fireworks tonight as the Orioles have hit too many home runs.

Tape Roulette XXXIII is Tonight! Wield your influence over the wheel and increase the odds of your favorite tape(s) or extend/reject whatever we land on! It all kicks off tonight, 8pm-2am ET at www.twitch.tv/daxjackson

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

Im in a problematic age gap relationship where we're both 36 years old but she watches The Amazing Digital Circus

"All you had to do was pay us enough to live" Forces of capitalism, these are the Canaries in your coal mine. Pay attention to them. Might be important. Just might be. "All you had to do was pay us enough to live" www.instagram.com/reel/DW412NV...

Never gotten over how Columbia had a whole micro-site paying tribute to its 60s protests and building takeovers; then, when Gaza protesters repeated that strategy they called in the NYPD

The obvious answer here is that the student protest movement was broadly smeared as anti-semitic and aligned with terrorists, and a variety of institutions from government, media and the universities acted as if that smear was true, threatening, suspending, expelling and even deporting students.

bodyworks, title screen, dos (1993) www.mobygames.com/game/235691/...

Where was Congress during… all that

As an aside US missiles need ammonium perchlorate. The only domestic source is a facility in Cedar City, Utah US missiles also need RDX & HMX. The only domestic source is a facility in Kingsport, Tennessee US missiles also need engines. The only domestic source is a facility in Pontiac, Michigan

From a simply outstanding glass plate negative in my collection. No date/info.

Yeah I’ll call my senators. Call em a dumb ass.

there's a saying where i'm from, "as a moth is to a burning candle drawn, so the soul follows its will alone to doom". it's about how we kill the moths we hate with candles

Imagining some different worlds and what it might take to get to them.

Today was maybe not the day to start a game of Desert Strike

Congress still in recess, btw

would love to revisit this spectacular piece of art today but instead i think ill be joining in the global fucking panic attack

Cartons lucky strikes camel unfiltered near me

had to go check and see if that post was real and the banal herbal medslop ad below it really gives the genocidal nuclear holocaust threat an unexpected piquancy

Every time she sees Shadow the Hedgehog on screen while I'm playing videogames my wife scoffs and goes "well, I doubt that he's REALLY the ultimate lifeform." I know that managing jealousy in relationships is difficult and honesty is important but I still wish she'd be nicer to my boyfriend

DAVID BYRNE: Water dissolving! Water removing! ME: Oh yeah? DAVID BYRNE: There is water at the bottom of the ocean 🙂 ME: That’s so cool buddy. Did you learn that at school today? DAVID BYRNE: Remove the water 😡 carry the water 😡 ME: Hm how about we carry some juice in your sippy cup bud?

Somehow, waypoint radio has returned. @remapradio.bsky.social

Tape Roulette 31 is tonight! These are the 30 tapes on tonight's wheel. I've been saving 2 Easter tapes just for this occasion, but I'm most excited for the sealed San Antonio history tape produced by a local TV station. I'll be slangin' tapes on Twitch from 8pm-2am ET at: www.twitch.tv/daxjackson

GM and congrats on making it to another Week End!!!

If you had one shot one opportunity to trace one warm line through a land so wild and savage would you make a northwest passage or let it slip?

Beowulf watching Grendel eat one of his men without intervening.

Shinji, I am not “hating on a player.” You made Asuka cry. You’re really acting like a jerk. Rei might be fine with this but I’m not. You can’t just show up at the dance with ten Rei clones as your dates. You can’t say “who’s the baka now, fraulein?” Who told you to do this? Was it your dad?

oh hey. *looks up at you from a caterpillar wearing a little fedora and trench coat* This is Girlybug Cutiepie, Insect Detective. She was just asking me a few questions, but she'll be on her way now. *looks back down at caterpillar* isn't that right, Detective Cutiepie? *gestures to security detail*

I caught a spy my liege

a chopped uncle's thesis

Trump so hated that Obama made a deal to keep Iran from getting nuclear weapons that he has systematically done everything to ensure Iran ultimately develops one.

Happy St. Patrick's Day from the Irish Reunification Landline