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I am always thinking about the y2k george foreman grill commercial that blew up and for whatever reason they tried to copyright remove it from the internet

this is the only way to appreciate someone playing a bitchin guitar solo

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Generally if you create art that's ever meant something to someone, you're not a total piece of shit. You can be a womanising drunk who yells at pigeons & doesn't wash, but if you write a play (for example) that holds people's attention, you have a shred of soul. Scott Adams tests this hypothesis.

RIP Scott

In 1998, the (bad) Italian movie Cucciolo somehow managed to do something important: they shot quite a long sequence in the now-defunct SegaWorld London, located inside the London Trocadero. The park opened in 1996 and closed in 1999. Here is the entire sequence.

@insertcredit.com "Dr. Ro-pot-nick's Green Steam Machine"

this happened in babylon 5 we have to [giant black bar]

Can’t do anything in power. Can’t do anything out of power. Weirdly they’re the only party that never has any power or voice, regardless of the situation

it’s stupid to not use ai just because it can induce psychosis and generate child porn. it’s like saying you’re hungry when there’s a hot dog on the ground outside that induces psychosis and generates child porn

Outlook for the new year ...

1983

TIP TO NEW BLUESKY USERS: Junction enables characters to power up and use abilities. This means a GF must be junctioned in order to power up and use abilities. Let's begin by junctioning a GF. Right now, no GF is junctioned. All other commands in gray cannot be selected yet. Once Junction is selecte

I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!

If you go bald in your mind you go bald in real life

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If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...

print ad, imagery (1993) archive.org/details/Sega...

THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.

overheard at the coffee shop: “yeah… I love hobbies”

Yesss! I look forward to this every year, can’t recommend highly enough

has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane

baby who has only had mushy peas, trying mushy carrots: getting a lot of mushy peas vibes from this…

hillary clinton doesn't get a lot of love on this site but let's never forget she took odo's virginity with such gentleness and skill that they made a baseball card out of it

Zohran should create little schools everyone has to go to that teach you to still talk with a 1987 nyc dirtbag accent the way the Irish do with Gaelic

All of the companies that make the software I use are increasing their prices, to account for an "investment" in AI. I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".

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Duolingo announced it was going “AI-first” just over six months ago. Since then its stock is down 64%.

i think the government should provide me a rocket ship with which to launch myself into the sun

Foreman says they're closing the blowjob factory. Says tariffs have made it just too danged expensive, and people are more wanting handjobs these days instead. Maybe I can get on one of those handshare apps for a little while, just until Christmas at least

SOCRATES: I am wiser than this man; he fancies he knows something, although he knows nothing— DARRYL, SOCRATES' FRIEND (Editor's note: There is no historical evidence that Socrates actually had a friend named Darryl. This is likely a character invented to facilitate the joke.): fuck him up socrates

Over and over I think back to that scene in The Matrix where Agent Smith said they designed The Matrix to look like the late 1990s because that was the height of human civilization and it seems more true every day.

*Felvidek battle music starts playing*

Skyrim, just buy it again, never liked it the first place, but buying it is a way to abstract time, buy it when you’re young and old, like shaving or taking a shit some necessary action that means nothing and ticks by uncounted on your monotonous crawl into the fucking grave, Skyrim again, now, then

it's probably not true 100% of the time but as a rough heuristic you can write off anyone alluding to the teddy roosevelt "man in the arena" speech as a dope

Now I heard there was a tiny box Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah But though it promised games for free And mobile ports on your TV It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya

idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see

Vast legs bro. Those things trunkless too??

I tested a machine learning model designed to detect NSFW content. It marked this image as unsafe, because of Tim Allen's breasts (marked in blue) and my hand-penis (marked in green)

how couples argue today WIFE: Husband (38M) keeps taking up fridge w his mustards, says I (36F) can't use any. AITA? HUSBAND: Top 10 WHITE Woman Dipping Mustard FAILS ChatGPT: Time for some tough love. You're both right, you're both geniuses, and humanity's future depends on you both shooting yourse

maybe i am going insane

TRUMP: and this Daniel, he went into the den? MAMDANI: The lion's den, yes TRUMP: surely they ate him MAMDANI: Here's the part where it gets a little Broadway: they didn't TRUMP: Unbelievable

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