ok the Rogers Centre is indeed too loud

first Toronto transit experience of the trip and it's an empty streetcar. not sure how to read this omen

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There are many, many funny things in every issue of @theonion.com, but man do I love the hit song titles

Live look at the GOG intern

Media literacy in conversations about the economy on blue sky dot app.

game no. something @theology.bsky.social @tgk.bsky.social

haha u suck

daaaamn london

Adéu Hello Kitty Shinkansen!

Today. We have lost a great one. Goodbye 500 series V2 formation. Otherwise known as the Hello Kitty Shinkansen. You have served us well. It was an enjoyable ride when I got to ride with you last year. 🫡😭 今日、私たちは偉大な列車を失いました。さようなら、500系V2編成。別名ハローキティ新幹線。よくやってくれましたね。昨年、あなたと一緒に乗れたのは本当に楽しかったです。🫡😭

St. Louis sports needed some weirdos

This is a really righteous and touching remembrance. Charles Barkley is very good at conveying feeling straightforwardly on tv.

I once had a developer yell at me on the phone for 5 minutes and hang up while I was mid sentence because construction was 4 months behind. Developers need that rent money

Flyers, Sixers, Phillies, and the Met Gala???

does the 700 block of South 6th have the best street trees in Philly?

hail satan

sportz

I finally had a beer and my lamp is orange #flyers

and that's a 10 game losing streak

NL Central superiority

When looking for a youtube explainer, especially from channels I'm not familiar with, I now only try videos from 4+ years ago to avoid AI

Dancing, walking, and a secret third thing (rearranging furniture)

even beyond the terrible concessions and high prices, Yankee Stadium has become a bottom-tier ballpark experience because of the incessant noise.

every night my boyfriend asks me such fun questions like "Who is Ethan Hawke? Is he the skateboarder" and "Who is JonBenét Ramsey. Was he a serial killer?"

hey Cubs infielders, it's not your fault. I moved first base 5 feet to the left last night

I really miss St. Louis beer. On the coasts, 80% of local beers in stores, bars, and restaurants are IPAs. Even the brewery taprooms aren't much better. It was relieving going back to Urban Chestnut one time, seeing two columns of options on an 8.5x11 and only 3 IPAs.

2 of 17. Brought some friends and finally hit the Kona Bar.

Live look at the Bluesky data center today:

freight shinkansen is angry. would rather be moving passengers

oh we're doing funniest tweets again?

can Tanner Banks be my cousin too?

people, look at this house for sale in Philly. 307 S Chadwick - $2.7M

a reminder that half of your federal taxes goes to the Pentagon

I continue to be astonished at how MAGA continues to perseverate about transgender folks. I'd like to offer a variation on Winston Churchill's famous WWII quote. "Never have so many been so obsessed by so few."

where the video of Slayyyter discussing her love of Justice's album Cross

Chappell Roan impersonated a pilot, a doctor, and a lawyer, lied about being a Lutheran, and tried to marry my daughter

I'm chucking a battery at the next man who tells me I have too many MLB souvenir cups

Climate/renewables arguments aside, this is the president's administration paying a foreign company to invest in states where Republicans are in charge rather than ones where Democrats are in charge -- using tax dollars to punish people who didn't vote for his party.

Penn Station doesn't need more tracks, it needs wider platforms (fewer platforms) and modern operations

I'd enjoy a yankees Judge jersey

Underrated runner here is that some general clearly told him to call it an incursion rather than a war and now he's never, ever going to call it anything other than an "excursion," we are ruled by Kevin Kline in A Fish Called Wanda with tertiary syphilis

design your elevated metro so people want to take their engagement photos under it. hell, just copy this one

A view NJ TRANSIT rail riders will soon be familiar with: the old bridge from the new Portal Bridge! 🎉🎊

the number of opportunities to say "pirates are in this year" is astounding

I'm thinking about her again