Back in 2018 our human met Strays humans and their cats!

Wally and Gio in the house! bsky.app/profile/wall...

Back in 2018 our human met Strays humans and their cats!

I don't know why would anybody want to impersonate me 🤷‍♂️ but please report this account comfortably.bsky.social

Thanks to The Humane Society of the United States and Chewy, Thanksgiving is coming early for Baltimore's cats, dogs and pet parents in need. We'll be distributing a shipment of donated food on Saturday 11/16 between 1pm and 4pm at Harley-Davidson of Baltimore!

Never forget that 54 years ago today the state of Oregon exploded a whale🐋💣💥

Gonna go poo. Brb.

A personal fav

This is the final fundraising week for Wisconsin Humane Society's PetWalk Racine! We walk next #Caturday August 12. If you'd like to help a great organization help more animals, please sponsor me by donating any amount (one time amount of your choice, not per mile) here:

fascist starter pack

The Devon Archer transcript makes clear that he didn't say what James Comer and Jim Jordan said he said.

an easy trick for converting degrees fahrenheit to celsius is to just subtract 1 from fahrenheit, and there you go, that's the temperature in celsius. this is completely wrong and it doesn't work at all, but it is easy

Tried to get closer to this Great Egret, but it wasn't having any of that business..... Today in Mount Pleasant, Wisconsin 🪶#bird

when @darthbluesky.bsky.social 's ice is just fukin melon. https://www.washingtonpost.com/food/2023/08/02/honeydew-granita/

its fun seeing people running against the indicted guy still won't mention it. They are not actual candidates. they are grifters

yelling at the tv on CNN with R's throwing vague comments vs they should be denouncing him and his followers because he crimed

guys like stephen miller who believes a large part of the populace is inferior

Stringer Bell was always on point.

All I want the judge to do is revoke his passport, just as a jab, no bail let him campaign, just take away the passport and watch him bitch.

By the way: I'm still reading this fucking thing. It's a long indictment. Watch for who claims to know it intimately and make claims as if they read it thoroughly even when time didnt' permit.

Dozens of empty seats in this movie theatre and my date sits right next to me like some pervert.

My friend @mitchellepner.bsky.social pointed this line out to me: "YOU'RE TOO HONEST" lol fucking clients

whoa

*can handle breaking political news with actual trustworthy sources and a mix of the serious and the humorous without giving me FOMO for the other place* ✅

this will be a great anecdote to share on the campaign trail mike u should work it into your speeches real ice breaker tbh

Per Bluesky's own @pbump.com: 1. Giuliani 2. Eastman 3. Powell 4. Jeff Clark 5. Cheseboro 6. Political consultant tbd

Congratulations to former President Donald Trump for finally, after years of trying, matching Michael Avenatti's "three indictments at the same time." Of course, Michael had three FEDERAL indictments, and Donald only has two federal and one state, but I think he did his best.

6!

4 counts

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LANSING, Mich. (AP) — Former Michigan GOP attorney general candidate and other Trump ally charged in election machine tampering.

CNN notes that the grand-jury foreperson has remained behind at the courthouse

EXCLUSIVE: Trump has a new plan to save himself in a Jan 6 prosecution ... blame the whole thing on his insurrectionist lawyers https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/donald-trump-jan6-jack-smith-rudy-giuliani-john-eastman-1234798826/

Incidentally, a propos of this, advice of counsel is only a defense to crimes that have a specific intent requirement (like “corrupt intent”) and requires showing you disclosed all facts to the lawyer and listened to and followed specific advice.

::cackle::

Maybe the DOJ is doing the no post Tuesday too?

artie better win!

Get your pet in a calendar! https://form.jotform.com/231916159952161

no matter what twitters traffic is like today i assure u elon will lie about it tomorrow

over on the bad place people who’ve never heard of golf tape have convinced themselves a former president is murdering dudes in hand to hand combat

This is how stalkers talk

"The city of San Francisco has opened a complaint and launched an investigation into a giant “X” sign that was installed Friday on top of the downtown building formerly known as Twitter headquarters..."

"LOOK AT MY BUTT." - Cats. https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/nun-stroking-a-cat-at-the-anglican-convent-of-the-holy-name-news-photo/536211902

pretty sure this is musk's way of saying that their landlord is going to start the eviction process