Holy shit they won

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Interesting to consider that if you were to go and deface the Kennedy center by removing Trump’s name, you’d be arrested and charged with a crime, but your act would be no more unlawful than what they’re doing right now.

Two babies were born in New York within a year of each other, soon after WWII. One, Rob Reiner, lived a life of humanity and achievement. He brought us delight and joy. His memory will be a blessing. The other, Donald Trump, will be remembered as an embarrassment to our nation.

If you consider yourself a good person or a Christian, how do you reconcile that with supporting someone who consistently spews nothing but hatred? At what point do values and basic decency outweigh loyalty to power or ideology? Mind-boggling.

Six months after ICE apprehended 47 people, including nine kids, in Hays County, Tex., County Judge Ruben Becerra said DHS has ignored his attempts to get answers: “We’re not told why they took them, and we’re not told where they took them. By definition, that’s a kidnapping.” (Published Oct.)

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When the wet food is like three seconds late.

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Ice belongs in drinks, not churches or schoolyards! #fuckICE

This is so fucked up.

What in fresh hell...

POS

That kinda felt like a middle finger

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What a chooch.

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Stephen Colbert replies to Trump’s post on Truth Social: “How dare you sir? Would an untalented man be able to compose the following satirical witticism? Go fuck yourself.”

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