This is so fucked up.

What in fresh hell...

POS

That kinda felt like a middle finger

@ilikefugazi.bsky.social always uses "jagoff" properly

What a chooch.

Tommy C left me a gift 🤮

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A "dumper" in the tomatoes, holds the metal platform used to climb onto the trailer. Every time a trailer fills and moves, he carries the platform to the next one & hops back on to keep dumping buckets. He earns $158 a day, regardless of how many buckets he dumps. #WeFeedYou

Stephen Colbert replies to Trump’s post on Truth Social: “How dare you sir? Would an untalented man be able to compose the following satirical witticism? Go fuck yourself.”

Thank you @strayliotta.bsky.social 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #coldplay

Our “President” 🖕🏼

WTAF

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The Big Beautiful Breakup LMAO!

My great great grandfather was a banana builder

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"On the same day the government agreed to pay $5 million to the family of January 6 rioter Ashli Babbitt, the Justice Department announced it was charging New Jersey Congresswoman LaMonica McIver with assaulting an ICE agent." — @lizdye.bsky.social

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Sleepy Don the Con

Duffy: "We're starting to see cracks in the system." Good luck, air travelers!

This is getting ridiculous. I was out most of the day and just got back and look what’s on. 😂@elmtree.bsky.social

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Tommy was proud of his gift to me this morning. Bird leg. Yummy. 🤮😂😭

Our Stronger Than Stigma tee is here for Mental Health Awareness Month—bold, vintage-inspired & designed to start conversations that matter. As someone who's lived with anxiety since childhood, this one hits close to home. Let’s wear it loud: mental health is health. www.etsy.com/listing/4299...

Graphic design is my passion of the Christ!

On ION right now @elmtree.bsky.social

He is such a piece of shit.

@ilikefugazi.bsky.social 🙂

A movie that takes place where you're from:

What a world we live in.

Loomis no action figure. Credit to @ilikefugazi.bsky.social

Related, CPS is auctioning off 22 of the closed school buildings that it still owns, this coming May. There are minimum bids ranging from $10k to $3mil, with a caveat that they cannot be used for schools again. warerealtygroup.com/cps/

Petulant man-child

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TC left me a gift 😑🤮

Look at it! @strayliotta.bsky.social @ilikefugazi.bsky.social

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