Radical Left Scum mug: grab yours now—or risk failing badly before your first cup of coffee. Look what I found on Etsy: www.etsy.com/listing/4431...

Yum is right. Try to contain yourself. [Freddie Mac]

If being loud about basic human decency makes you “radical left scum,” congratulations—you’ve earned the uniform. mouthntrousers.etsy.com/listing/4431...

So yeah, I am running another 25% sale good until 12/14. Get those orders in before the 15th. I cannot guarantee delivery in time for Christmas on customized orders after the 10th. Enter code SAVE25JAGOFF at checkout!

Everything is expensive right now. Except us. We’re out here giving you 25% off with SAVE25NOW like it’s nothing. www.etsy.com/shop/MouthnT...

Yoooooo! 25% OFF UNTIL 12/2 Stock up on the sass. Shop now, thank yourself later. mouthntrousers.etsy.com?coupon=SAVE2...

PSA from your friendly neighborhood swag dealer: If you want your rad goodies under the tree and not stuck in USPS limbo, get those orders in by December 10. After that… we’ll do our best, but Santa’s not the only one who gets overwhelmed. Shop early, stay cute.

Ice belongs in drinks, not churches or schoolyards! #fuckICE

Get yours now! www.etsy.com/listing/4384... #fuckICE

I woke him up getting in too close, sorry Miles. He just discovered the #HAMS bed, after all these years. @mouthandtrousers.bsky.social @strayliotta.bsky.social

Come sit beside me and let me tell you the story of how I was rescued.

58 Juneteenth recipes from Black chefs and cooks www.today.com/food/junetee...

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Also a huge thanks to all of you beautiful weirdos who shop small, and make room in your lives for a little extra sass. You’re the reason this scrappy little studio keeps the lights on and the vibes high. Stay tuned — the goods are coming in hot.

I’ve been in the lab (aka my cat-hair-covered studio) cooking up fresh designs, bold type, and enough retro attitude to stop traffic. The next wave of goods is gonna slap harder than your cat at 3AM. #MouthAndTrousersStudio #RadSwagForever #ShopSmallStaySassy #NewDropAlert #SupportYourLocalWeirdo

The Big Beautiful Breakup LMAO!

Mom's got a new addition to the frig magnet/sticker menagerie, Flanoy's Tacos! @itsflanoy.bsky.social @bitchesthecat.bsky.social @strayliotta.bsky.social @mouthandtrousers.bsky.social I can't find a Sportpepper the Cat account though. Or a Zelenskyy.

New! Indoor Cat, Outdoor Attitude ID Pet Tag Window watcher. Bug stalker. Couch conqueror. Your cat may never touch grass, but they will throw paws. www.etsy.com/listing/4315...

It’s #MandTFriday (& WFH Friday) here 🐾 @strayliotta.bsky.social @mouthandtrousers.bsky.social

All the best swag ♥️♥️♥️

Introducing the shirt for anyone who treats yelling like a second language—and speaks it fluently. Short-sleeved and 3/4 baseball varieties are available. tinyurl.com/radswag

New from Mouth & Trousers Studio: a tag for the pet who believes every moment is the perfect time to scream. #pettag #idtags #customtags #yelling shorturl.at/EoIiS

New! "I Break Hearts & Blinds" pet tag. For the feline felon guilty of charm, chaos, and curtain destruction. Get yours meow! mouthntrousers.etsy.com/listing/4311...

We're sliding into home with your favorite rad designs—now available on ultra-comfy, vintage-style baseball tees. 3/4 sleeves, contrast colors, same bold attitude. Perfect for yelling at the TV during the game or yelling about democracy in the streets. www.etsy.com/listing/4308...

More swell swag at the shop! Added a few sweatshirt options and one M&T version that has an embroidered sleeve. Gasp! www.etsy.com/listing/4308...

How to Take Constructive Criticism Like a Total Fucking Grownup open.substack.com/pub/sarahkni...

Woot woot! It is back and updated from 2017! mouthntrousers.etsy.com/listing/4306...

From your front porch to your apartment hallway, this mat is the purr-fect way to roll out the welcome wagon — cool cats only. www.etsy.com/listing/4306...

Because this house has standards — and clean floors. Make your entrance count with a doormat that serves bold attitude and even bolder design. www.etsy.com/listing/4306...

Coolest tees 👇

Blessed are the no-ketchup dogs. www.etsy.com/listing/4304... #pope #noketchup #chicago

My @strayliotta.bsky.social t-shirt arrived, you guys!! Also, it's the most comfortable shirt I've ever owned! #LeaveACan

Meanwhile, Soft Side spokescat Parker is celebrating #NationalTabbyDay in the traditional way. Show him your tabby cats! (Look @darthbluesky.bsky.social he is potato).

Kickin it old school with a @strayliotta.bsky.social tee! #cats #catlady

Prayers, Pierogi & Polish Sausage — what more do you need?! #chicagopope #newpope #popeleo mouthntrousers.etsy.com/listing/4303...

The best store in Etsy!

Continuing with the 10 Years theme, I am offering 10% off through the month of May. Enter 10CATHAIR promo code when checking out. mouthntrousers.etsy.com?coupon=10CAT...

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Currently covered in it

No outfit is complete without cat hair — and now we’ve got the shirt to prove it! 🐾✨ Grab yours here: www.etsy.com/listing/4301...

The strongest friends need check-ins too. 💬💪 Our Check In on Your Strong Friends tee is here to remind everyone that showing up matters. Bold, vintage vibes + real talk = a tee with purpose. 💚 #MentalHealthAwareness #CheckIn #MouthAndTrousers #GoodDesignRadSwag www.etsy.com/listing/4299...

Our Stronger Than Stigma tee is here for Mental Health Awareness Month—bold, vintage-inspired & designed to start conversations that matter. As someone who's lived with anxiety since childhood, this one hits close to home. Let’s wear it loud: mental health is health. www.etsy.com/listing/4299...

@mouthandtrousers.bsky.social My sweet Mr. B on his pillow from you. It’s a chilly evening on the catio but he’s toasty 🐈‍⬛

She’s not Jim Morrison’s 20th Century Fox; she’s not Marc Bolan’s 20th Century Boy. She’s a 21st Century Queen with fab Mid Century Modern swag. Let’s raise a Tunatini 🍸 to @mouthandtrousers.bsky.social @ilikefugazi.bsky.social @strayliotta.bsky.social @beckbjj.bsky.social @danaland.bsky.social

I have a Strayhawks print, love it.

BALTIMORE, MD!!

@strayliotta.bsky.social @mouthandtrousers.bsky.social the top right one is like Strayhawks 😺

Honored!

brand ambassador ❤️