I'm *pretty sure* I remember how to use this stuf?? 🤭 #OneNightOnly

@darthbluesky.bsky.social Could you be so kind as to give Aslan a signal boost, please?? Thank you!! 😻

You guys, a friend's cat needs our help... please share!! Or even donate, if you can!! ❤️ #BeKind gofund.me/78623c9d8

Thank you #Yankees bullpen for hanging on! Now back to watching #StanleyCup Playoffs, Montreal/Buffalo Game Seven... OVERTIME.

A controversial land swap orchestrated by the mega-rich could be “a harbinger of what’s to come” for public lands under Trump. From our colleagues at @floodlightnews.org:

North Carolina, can anyone help?

So we're ~$300 in the hole after taking him back to the vet. We can manage, we signed up for this and knew what it would take, but it is a tiny bit stressful as I'm about to head into 7 weeks of little work in June-July If you're able to help/share it would mean the world Paypal/Venmo: kfoleyfl

Our wonderful older kitten Laguna had a meet and greet yesterday, but ultimately they chose to adopt another cat from a different rescue who they felt would fit their current cat better. And we support that! But it means Laguna still somehow looking for a family. www.petfinder.com/cat/laguna-f...

FOSTER NEEDED! Sweet gray lap-loving kitty guy Parker was struggling to survive on the Baltimore streets, injured and starving. Thanks to a kind person and our Street Kitty Fund, he’s doing much better, but needs a foster home! Help him get a second chance for happiness - contact us!

This little sweetheart is so sleepy because of her full belly. She says a big thank you to those who have donated food and litter. We can still use some adult cat food for our TNR kitties. You all are pawsome!

Respectfully, Chief Justice: Bullshit.

How in the $%*& is it just Tuesday you guys??

As usual, Don Mattingly resonates class. #RIPJohnSterling

Literally heartbroken. 💔😩

As usual, I'm well behind on most new television and films... That said, I just watched #Nuremberg and it was excellent. Even if I was not a history nerd, I'd highly recommend it, you guys.

Please always share shelter posts! Let's combat all the fake AI animal rescue posts out there by sharing real ones. Thank you! 💗🐾

Barely had one shoe out of the box before *SOMEONE* was inside said box. 🐈‍⬛🙄😂 Anyway, Happy #Caturday you guys!! #impatient #BlackCat #Meow

I paid into Medicare for decades so that, starting at 65, I would have affordable medical care while in retirement, taking advantage of the enormous savings of centralized claims processing over the bloated cost of private insurance. I hope John catches something from kissing Trump's hindquarters.

Unfortunately my presentation on the Titanic at the historical society didn’t go down well.

If a joke threatens you, you’re the problem. Stand with Jimmy Kimmel. #SheShed

THIS.

It's remarkable how all of these accounts came to the same conclusion at once. Give me a break here. 🙄

Pour one out for the Hilton staff who are working perhaps the worst shift in food service history rn.

Wait what

I have questions. Lots of questions.

Not now we are talking about the Red Sox mess

Found this waiting on my desk this morning.... ☠️😬🤣 #Malort #IYKYK #HalfwayToTheChicagoHandshake

ok fine i will manage the mets

what is the best sports event snack u ever ate bonus if it was served in a little plastic helmet with the team logo but it is not a requirement

THE POPE IS WEAK ON RISP

Self checkout is an absolute menace: makes you do the work, deal with their shit interface design and criminalises you throughout. Retail deserves to die because of it.

So after two weeks, a #Yankees recap: -Aaron Judge is amazing -SP is pretty darn good -bullpen is wishy washy as usual -Austin Wells makes Gary Sanchez seem like Gary Carter -Michael Kay has become unlistenable for me -my cat can likely outhit Jose Cabellero -It's still very, very early 😂

Happy Belated National Pet Day from this very judge-y goof. 🐈‍⬛😹 #BlackCat #AdoptDontShop #Meow

Please keep sharing Ruby EVERYWHERE! Let's get this little puppy the help she needs! #dogs #adoptdontshop

I guess we're just waiting around to see if this demented psychopath kills everyone: defector.com/i-guess-were...

He skipped church. Dropped the F-bomb. Praised Allah. On Easter. You can’t make this up. The man tweets war threats while you hunt eggs with your kids. THIS is your president, America. Wake up.

Area Man Says If He Doesn't Get His Way He Will Commit War Crimes

The world is stupid, but I just watched a squirrel break into a car in the parking lot below me, steal a package of crackers, and escape to a nearby tree. So at least somebody is winning.

When I grow up, I'd like to be an Ice Cream Phantom from Scooby-Doo, except smart so I can't be foiled by those meddling kids.

Happy Opening Day, you guys!!

There will now be baseball every weekend for the next seven and a half months!! ⚾️❤️

Just passed the gas station, looks like I'll be rollerblading from here on out.

A big thank you to MLB for literally doubling the annual automatic subscription renewal price for GameDay audio whilst adding features I have no use for and offering no other package. 🙄 I love baseball, but no other sport cares less about its fans and consistently cannot get out of their own way.

I laughed at this far more than I should have. And it was much needed. 😂

Just a normal February night in Indiana. Sheesh.

You guys, there are baseball games this week!!