Now WeRateDogs is TRIPLING THE FUCK DOWN and talking about how often cops shoot dogs

Guess she has a few thoughts on my outfit

Hello

A close up

She’s annoyed with me

Anti-Deficiency is no longer a law I guess

THIS IS WHAT AI IS FOR

Still got it. Wooo

wat

SCIENCE POLICY NEWS: During Yom Kippur, all the members of the High Energy Physics Advisory Committee (HEPAP), myself included, received a letter thanking us for our service and telling us essentially that the almost 40 yo standing federal advisory committee was no more. ⚛️🧪🔭 Why that matters 🧵

Why you say my name

Sleeping with her paws on the window!! Just showing her toe beans to the world

Is there a daycare for furloughed husbands? Love him but I need to focus.

She just farted and I know it was her! The dogs were in the other room

The right would throw tantrums if the left put this up

Baby with the tight sweater

Secret woo

Much softer nap spot

She has cat beds, real beds, and a couch. But she wants to sleep in the shoe tray.

Hello

“What’s personal space?”

AND I WILL NOT BEND ON THIS.

Universal healthcare would solve the payment issue. But y’all are too racist to grasp that.

That was dramatic

Called it. She will be pardoned and give interviews that he isn’t in the files but there aren’t any files anyway

Run free Linus. ❤️ @theasscat.bsky.social

Baby decided to try camping

Damn it. LINE!

Son of a bitch. -- Susie She's gained a pound in a week!

I went for a 2nd

I thought it was weak it wasn’t

Little rusty

“Deep breaths Lily. She is the can opener.”

They are both mine

I’ve stood up in front of generals and their CSM to brief them. If I saw their faces like this, I would crawl away crying and submit my paperwork to get out as soon as I stopped crying.

Use American cities and citizens as training grounds for the military is terrifying

They all want to drop his ass.

So soft. Don’t be jealous

Why you no bring me marshmallows

Big Blep

Kingdom surveillance

Listening to the lies in this hearing really pisses me off.

You’re not allowed on the island…

Hope she doesn’t see any bears

Every time I try to throw a box out

Sike

This is gonna end in tears

“What?”