First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.

i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff

When the monster you fed so readily is now eating YOU we should be sorry?

Swear to god, I first read this as "Jack Schlossberg, Kennedy Hair" and honestly, no notes.

Somewhere out there someone who’s the best at what they do is terrified that they have imposter syndrome while a bunch of barely literate pedophiles are very calmly running the world

Are we sure this isn't a fungus? And is it my imagination, or have they 'wrapped' that horizontal fluting as if it's a fasces?

BIG NEWS: Congresswoman-elect Adelita Grijalva will finally be sworn in as a member of Congress tomorrow. She is likely to be the 218th vote on the Epstein discharge petition, which would force a full vote to release the Epstein files in their entirety.

c.org/8nPHdXGL4S I signed! The time has come.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosalin... News reports today have been ignoring her completely. Share this so that she doesn’t get ignored.

Surely the bywords for this administration (as ably illustrated in the well-timed photo below) are "Dignity, always Dignity".

If this doesn't sum Trump up in a single photo, I don't know what would.

What absolutely floors me about this ridiculousness is that the option for him to just brush the onions and mustard from his tactical bulletproof vest existed. Just brush it off and walk on, Greg.

Move to TX from NY? As fucking if.

There are 10 year olds with more critical awareness of current events than the Speaker. If you believe him, that is. And I don't. Not ever. This oily, repulsive bible-selling scam artist.

Hello. I am here to help. With the chicken.

Only the zillionth time a self-anointed Christian lied routinely as a guarantee of job security. The cunning of this rigid, grease-coiffed worm. Forcing that “manly” voice… Wound tight as fencing wire. When I’ve know people like this, there’s always a dark secret.

I feel like the word "triggering" has been overused. But what in the actual fuck.

My sole salute to the season.

Parents, please check your kids’ candy this Halloween. I’ve just found an ancient metal whistle with the inscription “QUIS EST ISTE QUI VENIT" inside a Snickers bar. I blew it and heard a note of infinite distance, and now I’m haunted by a figure in pale, fluttering draperies. Be safe.

He gives himself away every single day. This is what *HE* does. And it's not so much stunning as it is disgusting.

I thought I hated him before. I'm just incandescent with rage and disgust at this lying piece of shit.

Just a note to folks who post cute cat pics: there's a content scraper out there, [email protected] ... this account will take you posts, crop your account name, and post on his/her account. Be aware. Or pre-emptively block, whatever makes sense to you. They blocked me when I questioned a pic.

After a week of ridiculous Republican smears and Trump claiming that “very few people are going to be there,” you just made history. #NoKings

We had over 4000 folks turn out for our small town's "No Kings" rally ... our town's population is just over 2500, so this is fantastic. I felt SO MUCH BETTER attending this with other people who love this country and deplore what's happening to it.

You can tell when he's saying shit even he can't bring himself to believe because his blink rate escalates dramatically.

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

"But I want a whole pie!" --Artie

Son of a bitch. -- Susie She's gained a pound in a week!

ER doc here! This is a lie. Wait times are up because the American healthcare system is an unsustainable business model and a for-profit national healthcare system just doesn’t work. These problems will continue to get worse until we change that system. It literally has nothing to do with immigrants

Tom Homan always looks like he smelled something incredibly foul nearby. Not wholly inaccurate, I'd wager.

1/ So big doings at our house. We've been feeding this stray cat outdoors for about a week. Yesterday she allowed pets, and I picked her up and long story short she's been to our vet and now is living in our basement while we medicate her and fatten her up. Her name is Susie.

Most advertised case of public masturbation I've ever heard of.

NAME HIM. NAME HIM.

Despite living with 4 cats and a husband who is occasionally awkward and breaks things, I long for this lamp. Dragon's tail lamp, designed by Kenneth Cobonpue, insane price.

Friends, a lot of people with platforms have been discussing the recent comments of the US Ambassador to Canada, Pete Hoekstra, through the lens of patriotism and dismissive humour. I would like more Canadians to know who he is, and consider him more contextually, please. 🧵

The National Archives under the Trump administration released @mikiesherrill.bsky.social full, unredacted Navy personnel file to Jack Ciattarelli's campaign. This is an unprecedented and illegal weaponization of the National Archives and private, personal records to attack a political opponent.

Some years ago, my mother told me that I would call this particular type of pylon "Chinese ladies". I can kind of see it ... a qipao dress and a hanfu cap. I wish I had my childhood curiosity and vision back!

Two weeks ago, without a suspect or a motive, Trump and the entirety of right-wing media, led by Fox, recklessly and falsely blamed "the left" for Charlie Kirk's murder. None have apologized, even after death threats and incitement. Stop playing their rigged game. Tell them to Fuck Off.

Get in losers, we’re grieving

Three years ago today we lost Mr Cuddles to an osteosarcoma in his jaw which was untreatable, and shoving his eye out of alignment. His final meal was rotisserie chicken, his top, top favorite. Hug your furkids!

BREAKING: Chicken Pox caused by Vicks Vap-o-Rub: White House BREAKING: Astigmatism caused by chewable vitamins and parental failure to invest in Trump Coin: NIH BREAKING: Havana Syndrome caused by component of Tito’s: CIA BREAKING: Red hair caused by potato consumption: Marine Corps

No. This is not the way to move forward, this is just more appeasement. Just refuse to sign on, don't give an inch. You just gathered up what little power you had and delivered it into Trump's tiny hand. I am disgusted with our leadership.

This is who's actually writing my posts

OH MY GOD THANK YOU UK! All is forgiven re: burning the WH that time.

The thing about a guy like JD Vance is when things cycle around(and they always do) he'll be out there trying to outwoke everyone else the moment he thinks that's the path to personal benefit

“People shouldn’t be killed because of political beliefs!!!” Me thinking of all the women and girls dying because they can’t get medical help thanks to the GOP’s ham fisted abortion bans: “Yeah. No, I know.”

Not sure, but I don't think the guard much likes this "assignment", patrolling American cities like a goon squad. Maybe play ... oh, "Dirty Work" by Steely Dan?