On the left, weighing in at 10.1 pounds, is current reigning champ Scarface Susie Brown; on the right, weighing in at about 14 pounds, is challenger Naptime Posie Pie. Touch paws, keep it a clean fight, and LET'S GET READY TO SLUMBERRRRRRRR!

@schumer.senate.gov The President posted this disgusting thing last night. 25th amendment time, SURELY.

This Epstein drop is HUGE and utterly disgusting. I don’t see how this man is allowed to remain in office. Where are the evangelical leaders, the soccer moms, the folks stocking up on eggs, the farmers, the small business owners. Decide. Who are you?

Oh, excellent plan, Mr. Homan. Do that.

I've long said, if you're going to lie to me at least put a little work in. Show me you care enough to build a believable lie.

I am absolutely in favor of defunding ICE ... I am also pretty convinced these guys would do what they're doing for free, because of, you know, their psychopathy.

You know, just saying "ICE out of Minnesota NOW" is something that I do, as I have zero actual power. You are purportedly in a position to effect some change and yet you remain still. I won't forget this, and I'm a voter you can count on.

You would think that masked federal agents laughing as they shoot American citizens in the street and comparing it to playing a video game would be a bridge too far for even the most cowardly & obsequious Republican, but you would almost certainly be wrong

From this moment forward (and before, but clearly now): -If you work for ICE. -If you vote for money for ICE. You are complicit. This is the gestapo. You're on the wrong side. You can't pretend not to know.

Oh GOD this stupid, stupid man and his stupid, stupid speech. It is almost physically painful, listening to his self-aggrandizing lies and disdain for every leader at Davos.

Now he's banging on about windmills again.

“Give me a Nobel Peace Prize or I’m gonna invade sovereign territory and completely demolish age-old alliances” is fucking insane babble. The man needs to be removed from office. He’s completely unfit. It is so dark that the GOP Congress won’t do shit. The whole party needs to be unraveled.

"I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace."

Spelling bee medals, whiffle ball champ of 1972, all of it.

American Indian Movement (AIM) patrol trucks have been spotted around NE and folks are flagging them as suspicious and giving them unwelcoming glances because they don’t know who they are. This is the AIM logo and flag, which you might see on their trucks. They are friends!

Dogg they could put that money towards testing new Oreo flavors and I’d be happy, this is tremendously good

I'm impressed with all the courage shown by the people ... and also impressed that Bovino found tactical gear to fit him, maybe in The Little Fascist section of wherever they shop for their tactical shit?

his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...

I don't give a solitary popcorn fart about anything Kristi Noem has to say about anything, ESPECIALLY about the murder carried out by ICE today.

This is the guy. Put his fucking face everywhere. Somebody knows who he is

Anyone who didn't say "WHOA, BIG, BIG STRETCH" at this, please have a word with yourself.

Can you find the blissed-out squirrel spy?

Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by

Hi, I'm a bowel obstruction caused by scar tissue.

Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over

Anyone looking to buy a house in NJ? Friends are selling this gorgeous place! www.facebook.com/share/p/1ADM...

@billy-wires.bsky.social Old memories right here ... A merry Christmas to you and the fam, and a great 2026 for all, please oh please. www.instagram.com/p/DRvsZ7ikX7...

Nothing "radical" about it, Whisperer Milquetoast.

Make this better by adding the word "Memorial" between "The" and "Donald".

The White House claims the vote to rename the Kennedy Center was “unanimous.” That is false. I was muted on the call and denied the opportunity to speak or register my opposition. That is not consensus. That is censorship.

Susie toes.

Me when it happens.

Let's not forget that she does not possess the ability to feel shame.

"So ... I woke up here a while ago (is there water? I am so incredibly thirsty) with such a head. I think I was mugged. Last thing I remember was fluorescent lights and the smell of brown sugar and oak trees. Found me in a bathroom, clinging to life and the floor." "Mugged. Must be."

First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.

i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff

When the monster you fed so readily is now eating YOU we should be sorry?

Swear to god, I first read this as "Jack Schlossberg, Kennedy Hair" and honestly, no notes.

Are we sure this isn't a fungus? And is it my imagination, or have they 'wrapped' that horizontal fluting as if it's a fasces?

BIG NEWS: Congresswoman-elect Adelita Grijalva will finally be sworn in as a member of Congress tomorrow. She is likely to be the 218th vote on the Epstein discharge petition, which would force a full vote to release the Epstein files in their entirety.

c.org/8nPHdXGL4S I signed! The time has come.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosalin... News reports today have been ignoring her completely. Share this so that she doesn’t get ignored.

Surely the bywords for this administration (as ably illustrated in the well-timed photo below) are "Dignity, always Dignity".

If this doesn't sum Trump up in a single photo, I don't know what would.

What absolutely floors me about this ridiculousness is that the option for him to just brush the onions and mustard from his tactical bulletproof vest existed. Just brush it off and walk on, Greg.

Move to TX from NY? As fucking if.