If all the male royals got in a teleporter together.

MGW's goals were excellent but Jesus' injury time number wins the Benny Hill goal of the season #nffc

The hypothesis of Forest juggling the Champions League and the Championship will pale into insignificance when we win next season's Champions League while getting relegated to League One #nffc

Great piece of writing from @iandunt.bsky.social about the evil old man running the planet. My favourite: 'He [Trump] has become a uniquely American nightmare, a specific combination of religion and shit TV, suddenly turned into flesh and blood and loosened upon the world.'

This is the same Farage who celebrated Bob Vylan losing his US Visa? He is such a hypochrite.

Never forget these arse kissing fools who cheered on the worst president in history.

All countries between the US and Iran should shut down their airspace- deny landing rights, overflights, refueling or any other support for these explicit genocidal operations. Ideally, US military would refuse illegal orders and Congress would intervene- but that’s not happening. So, world must act

I love the pass-agg tone of this. It's our fault, apparently, for not understanding how this CGI glove puppet has won all our hearts.

Hearing Ipswich Town have renamed their stadium Deportman Road

I remember reading a review of Elite in a retro gaming magazine and the author pointed out the text file he submitted was bigger than the original game which has an entire universe in. I miss people caring about file sizes.

Sprung! Twice in the year, around the vernal and autumnal equinoxes, the sunrise shines right along Ingram Street, turning the Iron Duke, his steed, Copenhagen, and even his traffic cone hat into a shadowy work of art against the great doors of GoMA. Picture: u/Hoyerman68

The Midtjylland penalty that sent #nffc through to the UEL quarter finals "Won, the bad news is that your miss has put us out of the competition. The good news is that you could be a meme"

Wonder what the people up in arms about a Muslim prayer meeting in Trafalgar Square had to say about the same venue hosting a rally where the world's richest man told far-right extremists to violently overthrow the government?

At The Races with Leslie Nielsen and Red Rock Cider (Extended edition) from 1992

I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.

I don’t want to laugh at a small business but also VERY funny

Christ almighty

Everyone has that friend who has decided they're going to be an influencer and you're so embarrassed for them you just wish it'd stop but you still have to share and like out of politeness.

This is Edie. She takes approximately 3 to 7 business days to eat a piece of cheese. She and her four teeth cannot be rushed. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: littleediethechi)

The dark night, Ruins the day, Put the clocks forward Two hours, Give us, More time to play.

“We’ve invented a magic computer. It uses all of the earth’s resources, we’ve spent trillions on it and it’s the sole growth area of the US economy.” “What does it do?” “We were hoping you could tell us.”

The Celtic board quietly loading an old Football Manager save

A Dutch worker went viral after explaining to their American boss that they have a life outside work.

An absolute horrific nightmare of two AI bots caught in a loop with each other is the perfect example of the total nothingness of AI “brains”.

"there's a new serif in town"

Sure, they've made an environmentally catastrophic mass hallucination disinformation plagiarism Clippy that will destabilize the world, but also their other goal is to replace human workers entirely and let us humans starve. A boycott of AI is the most important boycott of your entire life.

VERY funny that Labour are being pointlessly cruel and haemorrhaging support from their base and yet none of what they're offering is ever going to be enough for the people whose approval they're seeking, WHO could have predicted it

YOUNG PEOPLE. LISTEN UP. Today Nigel Farage said the government should cut the minimum wage for young people ...to “raise aspiration” and “boost business" It's £10ph FFS! Lower your pay so you’ll dream bigger DO YOU SEE IT NOW? Spread far & wide. bylinetimes.com/2025/11/03/n...

I’m old enough to remember when a comment like this would have been a resigning matter…

I just saw someone use the abbreviation “AI;DR” and I’ll be laughing for a while.

Loads of investment and building from lots of good foundations but, oh, ego gets in the way and undermines it all. Forest are now blunt and brittle which means the Blunts and Bristle next season if they carry on like this #nffc

"I hope Starmer wakes up tomorrow morning and feels ashamed about what he has done," says man who unveiled this poster the day Jo Cox was assassinated by a far-right terrorist.

How weird that this should have disappeared from the Telegraph archive...

Where is Starmer's statement of support for Zelenskyy. No excuses. No equivocation.

Bonchurch village pond, IOW. Happy Christmas one and all