for a game with so much enby rep in comp, I'm surprised we still be makin out with the gender binary of 'aggressive' and 'passive' genderfluid priorities and roles doesn't mean only feed or charge special, you can be anything. the world is your oyster (to throw into clam basket) #highdivsplatoon

everybody my bitch 💜

YES i call my teammates my bitches. and im their bitch. im in a committed relationship #xiphiasssssss

certified true statement

Sometimes I wonder if my family knows me at all

Played Sweetheart Splats with @dotarachno.bsky.social for Valentine’s Day because we can’t date when we’re two countries apart :3 Happy Valentine’s Day!!!

friendly reminder: you can bombtrick torpedo

Im sad i haven't been able to feel horny for 2 weeks

More dirt on milotic

25 years old and can’t take a joke… Trashy, unprofessional, and straight up w*ird for calling me about some fuck ass check in for a tournament that’s poorly verified despite having less than 10 teams signed up. Grow the fuck up

So we got 5th in teacup…AGAIN… But we did really good regardless :3 @slurpee66.bsky.social - Dread one trick Lico - pen player Space - Carbon one trick @isntthatrune.bsky.social - best wiper player of all time he is also huzz 😛😛😛

Pearl-Plexed played in LI this month, placing beta bracket! Ggs to all the teams we faced! @sangoko.bsky.social hedit - 20 hr aim trainer…NOW @judspl.bsky.social decav - white boy of the year @renxsecare.bsky.social vdualie - aura farm @serventseaslug.bsky.social roller - sub! #compsplatoon

Btw @jakegroot0.bsky.social is our new coach! ⚪️

⚪️❔New Member ! ! Pearl-Plexed welcomes @renxsecare.bsky.social to the team! Ren is now our Dualie enthusiast, we hope with his addition we can push ourselves even more! #compsplatoon #pearlplexed

Team Managers in Splatoon and Why You Should Consider Them A Short Essay, by Me docs.google.com/document/d/1... #compsplatoon

Please judge this statement by my own words, not what someone else said about it on Twitter. My accusers have spent a long time spreading their narrative and may bomb this with comments to poison the well, while this is my 1st chance to publicly explain what's... docs.google.com/document/d/1...

There are only a few days left in 2025, and we here at SRL hope all is well with you and yours. Stay cozy, laugh, and find some magic in the chilly air!

Hi people merry late Christmas yall with get the post on new years eve

I cannot believe she said yes

Captain: @avocotters.bsky.social TO: @toyoben.bsky.social, @strings.inkling.social, and @thoma.inkling.social Prod: @elymental.bsky.social and @azaleaspl.bsky.social Most Improved Team: @freeflowspl.bsky.social Match: Special Grade vs Milky Way (SJ7 Grands) Upset: Pollo vs Black Lotus (LUTI Div X)

trying to talk to a cool bitch rn but i got anxious so i asked them what vegetables they fw...

After much thought and talking it over with my family, I’ve decided to unban myself from Low Ink so that I can follow my dream of becoming the first person to ever win Low Ink twice. I know many of you will call this “corrupt” and “abuse of power” and you are probably right, but like, come on.

Apparently we talked bout exploding before 🙄🙄🙄 @candyshiber.bsky.social

After a few weeks, $6 SRIMP SPECIAL has finally completed its roster! Meet the new shrimps below @minxalot.bsky.social Can’t hear Rune @3m0n.bsky.social "I dont need any applause. Im just going to do what I need to do" @kingstoner.bsky.social Tri Supremacist @isntthatrune.bsky.social In mint jail

Hi i am now looking for a team Div 5 looking to get low ink banned and play open level tournys and mid level tourneys With a team im excited to put my skills to the test and make new friendships #compsplatoon

On november 15th, 2024 I played my very first FTIU Showing very high potential in my abilities, with hard work, dedication to improve and other things. Now almost a whole year later, I am now FTIU banned. This is a huge milestone. Thank you everyone who has supported me, and i will continue to grow

Watch out @veaia.bsky.social #compsplatoon

My pickup got 2nd in ftiu 90! @iashcannot.bsky.social (edit/hydra) Golias (painbrush) Husker (luna blaster/tri slosher)

The year is 20XX. Mankind has perfected counterpick rules after cycling through countless formats that includes input from both teams, fans, and the overlords. Game 2 is still TC Art Academy.

the wordle cant be this hard dude

So uh…. I haven’t posted in a while. ANYWHO my pickup got 4th in ftiu @thesplooshqueen.bsky.social (pro/sploosh) @reedmatchaspl.bsky.social (jet/hydra) Golias (brushes)

Due to IPL budget cuts, we can't afford to verify players for Low Ink this month. Y'all can decide who gets banned.

we took 3rd in Shark Tank Shallow waters tonight! booyah! Artemis - "dont touch my sub roster" Leggy - [zones out and gets 19 kills] Cupdog - REGROUP REGROUP REGROUP Collie - too excited, pressed the trigger too hard till fingie hurtie :(

pjackk challenge vs YTMP4. riptide 2025. anything could happen. let your mind free.

Just got 3rd place in with iHOP FTIU! Ggs to all the teams we faced! #compsplatoon @candyshiber.bsky.social - Bow @andanti.bsky.social - Dualies @thesplooshqueen.bsky.social - Splattershot Pro @prespl.bsky.social - vslosher

A silly pickup named iHOP got third in FTIU! 🥉 @thesplooshqueen.bsky.social - got eepy in finals @andanti.bsky.social - goated dualies @candyshiber.bsky.social - silly gay bow @prespl.bsky.social - bucket jail #compsplatoon

Cat. (It’s Maisie :3)

It’s been a real good run but sadly, UV Rays has decided to part ways. We are officially disbanding as of September 3rd 2025.

UV Rays managed to get…5TH PLACE IN A41!?!?!? More pictures and set link in replies!! Horo - Pencil/Edit, WHO’S THIRSTY @isntthatrune.bsky.social - blaster/dread/bucket, I HATE THIS MODE @m310n.bsky.social - Flingza, MISSILE SPAMMING RAHHH Noob - Dualies, BEST connection according to someone???

@isntthatrune.bsky.social fix your damn bio

THE JELLIES ARE SO UP. This FTIU, two Jellies, a veteran Jelly, and our pickup buddy Sunny all cooked the competition. We got🥇place in Silver Bracket, and we couldn't be happier!! Ggs to all we played! SPECIAL THANKS TO SUNNY AND AROUND FOR BEING AWESOMEE #compsplatoon Roster below:

im so desperate to play that im asking for +2 for a tourney in the spltourney twitch chat 😭

Said this on Twitter but I'll say it again

Rate my bedroom setup 🔥🔥🔥

Love at first map ban

UV Rays got 2nd in A41 SZ Silver Bracket :3 No photos this time but here’s the link to the tourney run sendou.ink/to/2243/team...

omori omori I'll be glad to receive reposts🙂‍↕️ #omori #art #digital #digitalart #omoriart #omorigame #illustration #OMORI #ART

these guys suck