Happy international asexuality day everyone! We encourage everyone to explore and appreciate the many different form of love out there 🖤💜🤍

IT BEGINS. THE RECKONEIGHING. the Splatonics are embracing their true natures and becoming the Strictly Horsetonics! So don't hold those horses anymore and lets giddy up together ya'll!

We're still looking! Info in the post below's replies!! #compsplatoon

Hello #compsplatoon! Did you know you have the chance to join an awesome team sometime soon? That's right! Strictly Splatonic looking for 2 new members!

www.twitch.tv/leggy_re its time for STRICTLY SPLATONIC BINGO !!! Get your bingo card here: bingobaker.com#68c9ae807d1d...

we took 3rd in Shark Tank Shallow waters tonight! booyah! Artemis - "dont touch my sub roster" Leggy - [zones out and gets 19 kills] Cupdog - REGROUP REGROUP REGROUP Collie - too excited, pressed the trigger too hard till fingie hurtie :(

would you free Artemis?

Strictly Splatonic got 2nd in tea cup after an insane bracket reset! Collie: *infodumping about ocs while waiting for finals* Rascal: almost dipped to get coffee Artemis: "WHY ISNT IT USBC?" Cupdog: stayed up past their bedtime

THAT'S ME IN TEHRE WOOOOO WE THE BEST OF THE WORST BAYBEE LET'S GOOOOOO

Strictly Splatonic totally rocked out and took 1st in Iron Bracket in A41 tonight! Leggy - "if we lose I'm playing brush" Collie - 741 different technical issues Artemis - has BAD tastes in rock music Buhlooey - sub very amused by our shenanigans

"Leggy jump out" they say "just reset" they say when will they say "Leggy you got this!"?

We've got a big announcement! Artemis kept disconnecting and made us lose several sets, so we're crucifying him! Oh, and we got 2nd place in FTIU 81 bronze bracket. Artemis: died for our sins, repeatedly Leggy: would rather be farming rn Rascal: happy pride month! Vivi: wants that twink obliterated

We won Shark Tank: Shallow Waters bronze bracket...AGAIN! Artemis: "im gonna STEAL THE TOWER" Leggy: *HAS THE ZOOMIES* Meogi: caffeine high off mountain dew raspberry lemonade Rascal: chicken rapped us to victory Gyrum: sub held hostage

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We won FTIU 80 Silver Bracket! After enduring THREE BYEs, that is. 😴 Artemis - Better than Leggy Leggy - Better than Artemis Rascal - Carbon Roller Deco 2 Hi lol - Splashdown go brrr #CompSplatoon

We made it to Shark Tank SW 18 gold bracket! But we still need that silver badge... Many thanks to Lemonade Booth for including an awesome sub with our order! :] Hi lol - "We got out zones-cheesed 😭" Leggy - "We have hedit at home. The hedit at home:" Artemis - "This was a tactical throw."

We got 2nd place in FTIU Week 79! Something's off today... Hi lol - “Reefslider cheese go brrr” Leggy - "I DON'T WANT MY HEDIT TO BE THE WINNING VARIABLE" Artemis - "These people are STEALING my kills" Rascal - [suspiciously kill shaped] Meogi - "I WAS GONE FOR 3 DAYS AND YOU GUYS ARE IN FINALS?"

We appreciate the love! From all the splatonics to you, thank you for believing in us!!! 🫵💕

just when you think you are safe in the vc.... ARTEMIS METALPIPEFX #compsplatoon #splatoon (volume warning)

Strictly Splatonic WON 1ST PLACE underground bracket in Abandon Ship 14!! Rascal: im artemis Artemis: was gator Hi lol: "I'm a lonely little bitch :(" Meogi: "wait that was finals? I thought it was semis??" Leggy: actually got seasick Froppy: watched meogi POV for 2 games then photobombed us.

We made it to gold bracket in FTIU Week 78! It was a quite enriching experience for the splatonics. Artemis - got jet enrichment Rascal - got gator enrichment Hi lol - got enrichment cancelled Leggy - got rabies Meogi - [guttural backline screams]

Alright chat, I'll say it... We need a coach. #compsplatoon #splatoon3

Strictly Splatonic won Shark Tank SW 15 bronze bracket! What? A team picture? Nah. Here's a pizza instead. @hilol3.bsky.social local reef cheese carry @leggyre.bsky.social delivered the clutch zooka moment this time Artemis - no jet enrichment our cool sub jayjay - pen jail. did not play tetras 😔

Sorry to all our friends and scrim family....we are officially a smash team now!

holy shit....it took like 3 years but I FINALLY GOT MY FIRST 5 STAR

Strictly Splatonic placed 3rd bronze bracket in A41! @leggyre.bsky.social *at Wendy's* @meogink.bsky.social *slept until 10 mins before start* Artemis "did you turn it off and back on again?" @hilol3.bsky.social try out held hostage GGs everyone!