super lovely program! highly highly highly suggest investing if you have the time. gives right back to low level, and you get to meet super cool staff!

Heya #compsplatoon, we're looking for more staff to help the SBA run at a scale where it is sustainable. If you have any coaching or captaining experience and want to help new players get into the community, please consider applying, links in reply reposts appreciated

We placed 3rd in FTIU! RAAAAAAH! 🥉💪 @roseofbattle.com: Starting 2026 as a wine mom @emmy.dollz.one: sparkle on! @procyonspl.bsky.social: holding W @alwayssherbert.bsky.social: HOT TRI IN YOUR AREA @jaytheprotagonist.bsky.social: #1 backup @gaymerci.bsky.social: #1 cheerleader #compSplatoon

I am beyond proud of our team, and I think if circumstances had been different regarding a ruling about whether another team was allowed to participate, we really could have threatened the tournament win. But holy cow, I am so impressed by Drip Drop Dye getting 4th here coming from the SBA!

this is what we were meant to do with the tier maker on sendou youtu.be/OI4UCqwB1rg #compsplatoon

Drip Drop Dye gets 🥉 in 7 Seas #2 @winrinary.bsky.social: Luna/Carbon/Liter “This one’s for you, Riv” *picks Liter* @kirbz.bsky.social: Sploosh “my 17% participation helped :D” Ven: Heavy/Naut “7 seas hasn't seen the last of us” Tim: Dapples “Egg” Deathic: Ttek *Dqed*

@popgun.bsky.social new bio for you

Today Project O.R.C.A. placed 3rd in the Stronghold Beginners Academy Season 5 Showcase Tournament!!! 🥉 The academy only broadcasted all the games we lost 😭 but it went pretty good! the 3rd place match against Bland Decavitator was very intense and fun, ending 3-2! (1/2)

I didn't formally coach a team this season of the SBA, but I had the honor of doing two last second vod reviews for one during weeks 3(?) and 6. It is crazy how much they improved in such a short time. The coaches at the SBA are incredible teachers and the players are putting in so much time and-

Drip Drop Dye gets valedictorian and first in SBA showcase! @winrinary.bsky.social : Luna/Carbon “menace to ledges” Kirbz: .96 Gal/Sploosh “respect the sploosh pick” Ven: heavy/naut “stay humble, don’t fumble” Deathic: Ttek “Four matches” Timmering: Dapples “Yay we did it!”

"whats your gender?" "idk, like div 5"

I won gamma bracket of SuperJump again lol 2 bracket wins in one week 🔥

"🌊" wins Climb The Spire 33! @imxi.bsky.social - backline flex @cosmy00.bsky.social - painbrush/zap @typographicalink.bsky.social - dualies @razespl.bsky.social - cblaster GGs to everyone we played, and thank you to @leblanchideout.bsky.social for hosting! #compsplatoon

WHEN NINE AND FUFU SPEAK I LISTEN

the 52 in 52 gal refers to the 52% probability you miss your shots

@radha.splstrong.com @splhershey.bsky.social @broadcastbeep.com #highdivstronghold

We tried our hand at FTIU again! Yay! And we got third! Woo! @iashcannot.bsky.social heavy "i'm gonna fix my audio" (we're midgame) @thesplooshqueen.bsky.social forge/sploosh/mini "GHHDFDHHAHGW" @cosmy00.bsky.social zap "it's 4am lmaooooooo" golias pain/luna "i'm gonna go kill them" #compsplatoon

5th Gold Bracket Shark Tank!!!! @andiispl.bsky.social-"I got slider-->team wipe" @iashcannot.bsky.social-"nah nah the rm is gonna reset anyway(nope) @sillybrellamain.bsky.social-"born to brella, forced to blaster" @twilight1538.bsky.social-clutched set in OT Arkader(no bsky) - "Trust in the ashcan"

On november 15th, 2024 I played my very first FTIU Showing very high potential in my abilities, with hard work, dedication to improve and other things. Now almost a whole year later, I am now FTIU banned. This is a huge milestone. Thank you everyone who has supported me, and i will continue to grow

My pickup got 2nd in ftiu 90! @iashcannot.bsky.social (edit/hydra) Golias (painbrush) Husker (luna blaster/tri slosher)

Spirit Shackle (along with two subs) just got third in Stellaris Phantasm! GGs to all the teams we faced! #compsplatoon @andanti.bsky.social - Dualie slave @escapixxspl.bsky.social - Our midline Everyman @prespl.bsky.social - The backliner @thesplooshqueen.bsky.social - #1 Turf Inker

Spook Shack (still have no clue what that means) just won Teacup!! GGS to all the teams we faced! #compsplatoon

CLOWN ENSEBMLE WINS GOLD BRACKET IN TRANS CUP FALL 2025!!! @eleqilix.bsky.social - anti-tristrike shrapnel helmet @damage0vertime.bsky.social - threw it back for jammy @hitonmuovailuvaha.bsky.social - I'M NEVER SLEEPING AGAIN!!! Jammy - got 11 wails GGs! (thx @delterr19.bsky.social for strikes)

wave breaker quad in question:

So uh…. I haven’t posted in a while. ANYWHO my pickup got 4th in ftiu @thesplooshqueen.bsky.social (pro/sploosh) @reedmatchaspl.bsky.social (jet/hydra) Golias (brushes)

Our first ever TEAM MONTAGE just dropped! Its edited by Fern, go check it out!! youtu.be/7AEv7fUXajk #compsplatoon #splatoon3

The one and only @ninewholegrains.bsky.social has made a stats recap sheet from Week 1 of the Splatoon 3 North American League! Take a look. #S3NAL #CompSplatoon

Hiya welp I got 3d place again in tristrike Tuesdays silver bracket with pickup @violettwlgirly.bsky.social Vince Rmzy Iexist Deca Here's ore team pictures #compsplatoon

@somefox5.bsky.social (subbed for enemy team) (mini/ranged) - "Shrimple as that" Golias (pain) - "Painbrush in your walls"

@rat-of-pain.bsky.social (well) - "*COUGH COUGH COUGH *mutes mic*" @frostiix.bsky.social (swords) - "Born to Decav, forced to Wipe" Hound (bucket/hedit) - "ye couple mins im stroking the flute" @iashcannot.bsky.social (hedit) "Thank you, Golias, we all said in unison" (after rat gets the double)

Freshly Picked and Critters Ink (and Golias!) came together for a Critter Garden (and Golias, ok?) pickup for Shark Tank today! A Bronze Bracket win is in season 🐾🐾🐾🍓🍓🛡!

Hi guys! My pickup won 3rd in FTIU! @violettwlgirly.bsky.social (dread) @candyshiber.bsky.social (stringer) @thesplooshqueen.bsky.social (pro) Thanks for everyone that supported us through the run!

The harvest is a bit late, but! Freshly Picked won the Academy Showcase's Sophomore Bracket this past Sunday! We took some pictures to commemorate! Feat. @rat-of-pain.bsky.social from Critters Ink 🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🐀 GGs, and thank you SBA, our coach, and our team manager for the opportunity! #compsplatoon

CLOWN ENSEMBLE WON BETA BRACKET IN SOLAR ECLIPSE 43! @hitonmuovailuvaha.bsky.social - Won beta bracket twice Jammy - beat the "forever second" allegations @damage0vertime.bsky.social - #1 Record score setter #1 Score booster #1 Rainmaker Stopper @eleqilix.bsky.social - only picked machine in finals

My pickup won mug cup!!!! @thesplooshqueen.bsky.social (pro, sploosh) “TRUST ME ON SPLOOSH” (it worked) @electricalsquid.bsky.social (swords) “guys my connection” @yuhsoapy.bsky.social (cooler) “frick your sploosh>:(“ 2 tournament wins in one week :D

CJ’s pickup got 3rd in silver FTIU! @cjastral.bsky.social (sword, bucket) “bro theres no more ice cream :(“ @paratasite.bsky.social (chargers) “BRO THE DECAV” Zh (carbon) “sweets and apple juice dont go together” Eri (sub, swords) “CJ we are jumping you”

We ran it back, and we won sharktank this time! Ggs to the teams we faced! @candyshiber.bsky.social @andanti.bsky.social @thesplooshqueen.bsky.social Red (coach)

WII SPORTS RESORT won Tristrike Tuesday!!! @inko123.bsky.social - frontline pen SMGalactic - pro @sylyx.bsky.social - swords Me - nautili GGs to everyone we played! #compsplatoon

Lemon shark got 5th in low ink beta! @arkethel.bsky.social (rapid pro) “we are cooked bro” Maple (bucket) he gone Faz (sword/dread) “maple when he slides into the water” Sora (naut) “GUYS YOUR FEST TEES” @hinteye.bsky.social (shot/dapples) “your….done” (Rip maple wasn’t here for pictures)

i've heard you have to offer your cat as a rite of passage. this is khaleesi. she loves you very much.