It wouldn't be a Malibu trip without you going horizontal at one point

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I love my friends!!!!!! With @sasuinurpants.bsky.social, @gaymerci.bsky.social, and @alwayssherbert.bsky.social 🥰

We're so proud of ourselves from Anarchy NoVA! There were several very strong teams, and we wanted to RISE to the occasion! Many thanks to the TOs of @anarchynova.bsky.social, and we hope to attend again! #compSplatoon

Home from Anarchy NoVa, the first all-Malibu LAN of our main roster ever since our roster change a year and a half ago!!!! We are really proud of how we did, because there were many strong teams there! Second in silver? WE TAKE THAT 💪 More than anything I love my teammates!!!!!

If you heard a screeching scream at @anarchynova.bsky.social, it was when @gaymerci.bsky.social got the lead here #compSplatoon

Anova was such a blast

Group photo of Anarchy NoVA #2! Thank you all SO much for coming out and supporting the local Splatoon scene in Northern VA! 🍤 We’ll see you all soon…👀🌷 #Splatoon3

THE WHIPRAYS ARE RECRUITING!!! Certified Goofy Gamers, Cuber (S-BLAST) and Riddm (Hydra) are looking for 2 additional players, a frontline flex and also a support! ~ 18+ ~ LGBTQ+ Friendly ~ Low Ink Eligible ~ Open To Coaching Message @xcuber2.whiprays.com here or on Discord to schedule a tryout!

im so sorry malibu im so bad at finding scrims T_T

got the member tag and its so jover now

I got Mike Wazowski'd by a piece of chocolate in @gaymerci.bsky.social's milkshake. Bye Riptide! I miss my friends so much already 😭

Here's my photo album from Riptide 2025! This is the largest album I've ever had and it was a pleasure to be able to photograph Riptide and learn so much from doing it. I'm gonna take notes, improve and step up my game for next time. Hope y'all enjoy the album! drive.google.com/drive/folder...

Hype asf play but extremely rude and unsportsmanlike to yell at animal cracker bruh

We had a day of Riptide matches against friends we've met through @metroink.bsky.social! Great way to close it out, going 2-1 in our Silver Pools sets, which means we're done for the weekend. GGs all, and thanks to Sasu for emergency subbing for us when Merci fell ill

Challenge: Find Malibu Rising at Riptide. Reward: Get free stickers!!!! We have our brand new stickers of our inksonas (for Rose, Sherbet, and Merci) with our logo, and assuming stickers arrive in time, we'll have chibi stickers of each of us in summer gear, special for Riptide! #compSplatoon

AHOY RIPTIDE GOERS!! I get to share my trading card now! Huge thanks to @splatlanart.bsky.social for putting this together I had a bunch of fun making this and I can’t wait to hand em out :D #splatoonart #splatoonoc #ocart #art #riptide2025

malibu quadrant assignments merci ♠ sherbert merci ♦ everyone else

We had a fun time in Ranked Refreshments but dropped before brackets started for BEDTIME! @aceemerald.bsky.social: "this tourney is HOW LONG?!" @roseofbattle.com: "5 rounds of groups?!" @gaymerci.bsky.social: did artfight for 45 mins @jaytheprotagonist.bsky.social: an hour behind us and less sleepy

Thank you all again so much for coming to Anarchy NoVA! Congratulations to our podium: 🥇 FreeFlow 🥈 Big Fat Sea Cows 🥉 8k Ping @freeflowspl.bsky.social (I forgot to take a photo shhh but take the group shot!!) #compsplatoon #splatoon3

Tomorrow at Anarchy NoVA, we will be trying out a small run of commemorative merch via... SHRIMP GACHA! 🍤🤘 There are 5 designs to collect + a secret golden shrimp (2 of them to be exact) that win bigger prizes including a 5ft Kraken plush courtesy of @toripng.com ⛓️🦑🐙 $2 per play, $5 for 3 plays!

Join me in one week in honoring my mom (and cheering on my dad's recovery from cancer) as we raise funds for cancer research at @fredhutch.bsky.social with a series of charity streams with Nintendo games (Splatoon, Mario Kart World, etc.) and say F U, CANCER! Donate now: tiltify.com/@roseofbattl...

partner tuning into competitive scrim with callouts

Merci (@gaymerci.bsky.social) has also been on Malibu since September 2022! They primarily play short-range shooters but also challenges herself to learn other weapons like bloblobber and mini splatling. He is VERY EXCITABLE--except when taking an unplanned nap. They're also an artist and utaite!

Introducing Anarchy NoVA, the punk rock Splatoon 3 LAN event serving the Northern Virginia, DC, and Maryland area! 🍤 Time: July 19th, 2025 @ 12:00 PM Location: The Outer Limits (Ashburn, VA) Signup link: www.start.gg/tournament/a... Discord: discord.gg/cMMXwF73 See you soon, NoVA... 🤟

We are Malibu Rising, a competitive Splatoon team! Hot off a Top 8 Finish in LUTI Season 16 Div 9 Americas and making waves in low level, we've been around since September 2022 and reformed in fall 2024 with a new roster! 🌊🌊🌊 It's time to meet our team!

average salt cooler placement

shoutouts to that song on the 1080 Snowboarding soundtrack that samples the word “homosexuality” over and over

Hi zara doing a new bi-weekly tournament you should play it trust its called one trick and basically its just birthday bash but instead of vheavy the weapon switches each tournament more details ig in thread

Heading to Big Dapple by @metroink.bsky.social ? well come get this card illustrated by @staredecisis.bsky.social !

Big Dapple - Brooklyn, New York Artist: @staredecisis.bsky.social

With the Splatoon LAN Championship Showdown happening THIS SUNDAY we wanna take time to appreciate the back art of the cards we have been handing out at the qualifier events! Inspired by postcard spot illustrations, they are pieces that are the background for the TO messages + stamp.

you just had to be there. the lan championship was SERIOUS

Love rose aosoaososososososososSOOOSOSO MUCH 😭😭😭😭😭 joined competitive splatoon starting with her and still here as malibu... we have grown so much together 🥺❤️ our goal of always having fun no matter what keeping us going. Suuporting and loving each other is what WE DO!!!! 🙂‍↕️🙏 i love my malibu

@gaymerci.bsky.social is my fellow OG of Malibu still on the team. Our resident support both on and off the field! Always making me laugh, and the most unhinged member of the team. Always comes in with a great attitude and voted most likely to have been a small dog in a previous life

Our time in LUTI Season 16 is officially over after a really tough match against our Mafia Studio opponents. GGs to them, and best of luck! THEY GOTTA WIN NOW! Thank you to everyone for cheering us on! Don't go anywhere, because we'll still be rising! Thank-yous below ⬇️ #CompSplatoon

The stream schedule for the LAN Championship Showdown! We will be broadcasting EVERY match of the double elimination tournament across five different channels, including a channel with a multi-feed and dedicated intermission show! SplatoonTourney (main) will go live at 6:30pm ET with a preshow!

Remember Big Dapple 7? "glub glub" wins the qualifier? A "Silver Bracket Champion" was never crowned... SO LETS RUN IT OURSLEVES! CASINO CRASHOUTS VS [PLACEHOLDER NAME] <3 APRIL 23RD @ 8:30pm ET twitch.tv/beegmochi #compsplatoon

THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE! We're live with a best-of-9 set to crown the silver champions of Big Dapple 7! On the mic with me are my little guys @alwayssherbert.bsky.social and @vicvillon.bsky.social 💕 Live now at: www.twitch.tv/beegmochi

Which team from big dapple 7 can take the crown as BEST SILVER BRACKET TEAM RAAAAAAAAA?? FIND OUT NOW!!!!!!!!!! IT'S CASINO CRASHOUTS VS PLACEHOLDER NAME HERE (with @roseofbattle.com and @alwayssherbert.bsky.social ) twitch.tv/beegmochi

Coming in as the 3rd seed for the LAN Championship Showdown, glub glub from Big Dapple! @ballaballoon.bsky.social @ssnolan.bsky.social @keensaysgm.bsky.social Nilla (not pictured)

ko-fi.com/coolspl/comm... Link to my coaching if anyone is curious. I've been told to increase my prices not only because of the quality of info for "students" but because people I have coached think it should cost more. The trade option still remains and I'll be making a graphic about it later.

TOILET PAPER LOW!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAA THE BIGGEST ROLLERCOASTER OF OUR COMPETITIVE SPLATOON LIVES "we've so got this" "it's so over" "WAIT, WE'RE SO BACK!!!" Malibu's moving on to the quarterfinals of LUTI Div 9 from an extremely tense 5-4 set against Tonal Quality. Big GGs to them, they adapted really well!

We have finished the matches for our LUTI group, ending with a record of 5-0! We want to thank @coolspl.bsky.social again for the coaching (coaching slots open!), @regulusspl.bsky.social and Riptide (@obscuresmile.bsky.social) for the scrims and @notdin0.bsky.social for subbing in our warm-up!

Big Dapple 7 memories! 🥰 Getting to commentate the Grand Finals of a National LAN Championship qualifier with @alwayssherbert.bsky.social? Giant group excursion to bubble tea? Surprise @mellana.bsky.social visit? AND NEW @gaymerci.bsky.social art?!?!?!

MALIBU RISING IS GOING TO PLAYOFFS! First off, a huge thank you to our coach @coolspl.bsky.social! We've been learning so much and can't wait to keep it going! (PS you can give Cool money and learn...cool...Splatoon knowledge.) We still have one more set to play out tomorrow night! #CompSplatoon