Welcome to Dorktown Mayor, Shohei Ohtani

There is no greater feeling in life than going to the grocery store and they have a BOGO deal on both your favorite pasta and your favorite pasta sauce at the same time

I'm glad that .52 gal is finally getting the recognition it deserves, it's a really cool and fun weapon to watch and it's been really underrated for a while!

mariners won

This baseball game is gonna be the death of me

WE ARE ALL JAGUARS FANS ON THIS GLORIOUS NIGHT

It's that time again

Goodbye stupid fuck ass emoji thing

I love hockey :D

IT'S OVER FUCK YOU 2024 WHITE SOX ENJOY BEING THE SINGLE WORST TEAM IN HISTORY UNTIL SOME OTHER TEAM INEVITABLY COLLAPSES IN SPECTACULAR FASHION NEXT YEAR LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

horrified they weren’t quick enough to keep her from spreading this kind of vile hate speech on TV. for those who don’t know, “go birds” is a coded expression of support for the Philadelphia Eagles

I don't think I have enough tequila to make it through the rest of this game

I LOVE MY SCHOOL

Me rn

Slowly realizing that I settled for a major I wasn't crazy about because it offered a ridiculously good job market only for said job market to collapse anyways right before I graduate xdddddd

I am now the proud owner of 3 TI-30 X II S's

Time for my annual tradition of buying a calculator on the day of my first exam bc I left my ti-32 X II at home

Happy Day 2 of Riptide, aka Cedar Point Saturday. The day where the teams that won their pool get to go to an amusement park, while everyone else is punished by having to stay at the venue and play more splatoon.

GOD BLESS THE LA CHARGERS WE SMOKING ON THAT KANSAS CITY PACK

Weekend at Bernie's 3 looks crazy

NIP DOINB STRIKES AGAIN THAT'S MY FUCKING GOAT

Still looking for last minute +1 for riptide Please dm @ihasmagyk on discord

6 WINS AWAY FROM NOT MAKING HISTORY WE'RE ON A FUCKING HOT STREAK BABYYYY

Next up for our Riptide Trading Card Project preview, we're presenting @chai-spl.bsky.social! 💙

youtu.be/lCHkTtVExgY just a small rant #compsplatoon

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Being down 0-9 in the first just means you have 8 more innings to claw it back

The best part about being a Rockies fan is checking the other team's social media after a win and watching them have a collective mental breakdown because they lost to the worst MLB team since 1910

The Rockies finally win a series at home and it's on the weekend I finally decided to make the trip to Glenwood Springs instead of going to the game xd

G2 when the tournament format is best of 1

This Chovy guy is pretty good at League of Legends

Spent all night watching Flyquest for 3 hours praying that NA finally wins against a good team only for this to end game 5 less than two minutes into the game what a fucking disgrace. I can't fathom how every time NA is in the driver's seat we choke. Bronze players know not to do this man like

Waited in line 30 min for sidewinder only for them to close it before I got to the top because of a fucking bees nest I hate Elitch Gardens

Played PEAK irl today

Faker and Gumayusi just got folded in half by HongQ and Doggo what a world we live in

My Riptide teammates vetoed Quaint Boathouse Getaway because they're cowards shame them @chai-spl.bsky.social @skaboop.bsky.social @gluggo.bsky.social

Someone check Canyon's pc this guy is not normally

Tbh if 2024vaden had access to z-mini we would have won div 5 without dropping a map

Good morning! Today's artist is @chai-spl.bsky.social! "Don’t be afraid to take a break! The venue is loud and exciting, but it’s also important to give yourself some quiet time to breathe and relax." Wise words, take a breather, and don't forget to grab a card from them at Riptide! 💙

On literally my first pack LMFAOOOO

Lost a tournament because everytime someone pops zooka my game becomes unplayable for 10 seconds XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I legit cannot play Splatoon for more than 30 minutes straight without it overheating my Switch and dropping frames whenever someone uses a special fantastic update Nintendo

Big news for College campuses across the nation

THE ROCKIES ARE NOW TIED FOR THE BIGGEST CURRENT WINSTREAK IN THE MLB ROCKTOBER CAME EARLY

I get that the Rockies have the worst record since 1895 or whatever but goddamn if this Nationals team ain't the saddest thing I've ever seen

for years fans and gamers have said "I want ab officially curated 'Wrinkly Kong' Playlist." Thanks to the Nintendo Music app that is now a reality

Beat seed 1 and got sent to 16 bit anyways maybe this rebrand was a mistake