Hey, wanna sneak peek at our lil' guy?

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YOSHI GOD IN DIV 9 LMFAOOOOOO

Never. Stop. Shitting.

Made it home, life is good 👍

499DomesticatedRats end our Big Dapple 9 run just short of Gold bracket at 8th. ggs to everyone we played! @cherililyyy.bsky.social @sapphichu.bsky.social @enderchase.bsky.social

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Thank you @cherililyyy.bsky.social for the handmade plushie! She will be alongside 499DomesticatedRats we scurry around Big Dapple 9!

YOU should tune into Big Dapple tomorrow and watch me commentate :)

Please explain how this very hateful message can be explains in a ‘wide number of things’

I cannot believe what happened. I thought the splatoon community was accepting but I guess wrong And I came from someone who I thought was a friend @strings.inkling.social This kind of discrimination is unacceptable and should be met with the appropriate punishment of life in Utah

Big things happening on SplatoonTourney2 this week. Our community members will be streaming Monday - Thursday on ST2! We will push to affiliate so we can bring you the best barnicles during LUTI season. Tune in and show your support!

Dad ordered me an old fashioned as my first drink, I’d give it a 7.5/10

I turned 21 today I may old I at least I can finally check into a hotel room by myself

o7 my first comp team, was a hell of a ride

🌸🍤 Spring into 2026 with Anarchy NoVA 3, the premier DMV Splatoon LAN! 🍤🌸 The winners will be our first-ever representatives in the LAN Championship Showdown! 📌WHERE: The Outer Limits (Ashburn, VA) 📌WHEN: 3/28 @ 12 PM 📌REGISTER NOW: start.gg/anova (12 team cap!) 📌DISCORD: discord.gg/dVjTHm7fFm

niggas….

hey do any splatoon artists have comms open? I have a really dumb idea for an art piece and I must see it through to completion

Here is the list and schedule of our commentators for Don't Flounder at the Function #1! 🐟 Make sure you check them all out tomorrow at 1pm EST on twitch.tv/splatoontour...! #compsplatoon

oh hey that’s me

2025 was a pretty good year for me. This year I: - Went to LANs for the first time (6 this year) - Got my associates degree - Became more consistent with commentary through the year - Went to Japan - Genuinely enjoyed playing the game again and meeting others Overall, not bad

Just to add on with a little prediction: Something like this is gonna happen again, guaranteed. The community loves a punching bag and the slightest reason to pounce I would like to be wrong but history does tend to rhyme a lot

Gem was a teammate of mine for 2 1/2 - 3 years on WBG When I first saw the allegations, I was skeptical since its always innocent until proven guilty; no matter what Staying silent during an active court case is always the best course of action Always wait for both sides to speak That's it.

Congratulations to the winners of Raise 4 RAICES: RAICES Texas, who we raised $4340 for! 🏆 See you tomorrow 🏆 🥈 Into the Soup 🥉 No Good Ideas Thanks for supporting R4R You all helped us WAY exceed expectations, raising over 8 times what we initially thought we would fundraise. #compsplatoon

‘Silence, Frontline’ finish our @raise4raices.bsky.social run in beta bracket! Ggs to everyone we played today @jakegroot0.bsky.social @patjortom.bsky.social @koner.sunsetsurge.ink (our savior at the 11th hour) Special thanks to @megsi.sunsetsurge.ink for being with us in spirit

🏆 WE ARE BACK for the 2026 LAN Championships! 🎮 Our Qualifier: Big Dapple 10 📆 April 11 Win Big Dapple 10 to represent the Tri-State! 📝 Event Registration Updates Below ⬇️

They opened a Raising Canes near where I live and it’s packed. I don’t get it. Shit’s bland as fuck and their like… 10 other much better fried chicken options in the city. People like bland chicken I guess 🤷‍♂️

I did say a team pic would come later…. just not how much ‘later’ is

We got Top 8 at Big Dapple and I got a kill on Zero We’re so fucking back, team photo coming later

We’re so back

Could use the money, so I'm opening up commissions. This doesn't happen often, so get em while they're hot. ko-fi.com/stringssecti... [RTs Appreciated]

ANoVA was a fun time, didn’t place as well as I works liked but eh, can’t be that upset 🤷‍♂️ Anyways…. Onward to Big Dapple 🍎

He lost $20

I love being the token straight in the group

I got a new cat, named Bumblefucks McGee

Here are the LANs happening on SplatoonTourney for the second half of November! November 15th - Sunset Surge: Noveau Emberz 2025 Noveber 22nd - Anarchy NoVA 2 (Anarchy NoVA's first stream!) More Information listed below:

Thanks for @enderchase.bsky.social and @topicaltoo.bsky.social for joining @cabawa.bsky.social and I for a tea cup # 18 run! WE MADE 3RD! PODIUM BAYBEE! I dub thee honorary seals, as we officially dub our pick up name for Big Dapple 8. We'll be there officially as WHERE'S YOUR 4TH (fire text)!

Do I speak Spanish? Very little Am I going to catch the biggest vibe with my Hispanics during the halftime show? Fuck yeah

Saw a cybertruck on campus, day immediately ruined

Rough news coming out today + an update on Big Dapple BrookLAN was the venue that we called home for many of our Splatoon events over the years. We are very grateful to have been able to work alongside their team to have us host Splatoon events there. They will be missed dearly.

It's been a week since #Riptide2025, so why don't we take a look back? I asked a TON of #compsplatoon teams and players how they would perform, and I swear everybody who said they would get first place truly believed it, pinky promise :) youtu.be/HZ97mToB4Kk

To anyone that knows me, I'm letting you know you won't be hearing from me for about a week once this game releases

Just walked back into the house and man……realizing that the LAN is over hit me like a fucking truck

Since it’s Monday and Riptide is OFFICIALLY over, I can say: goddamn this was definitely a fucking fantastic weekend. I met hella cool people and got to saw people I talked with online in person Definitely planning on playing (and commentating) again next year

It ain't alpha vs bravo it's everyone vs piko's spec cam

Pickle

I finally defeated my worst enemy: them fuckass pancakes

I still mean it when I said I hated your blob

We’re out at silver bracket, can’t be too upset tbh 🤷‍♂️