we can finally stop being a performative splatoon player

commission for the money in my housemates pocket #splatoon

Dropped 32 KA at Riptide 2025. 2-1 in pools and looking forward to redemption bracket tomorrow

CONGRATULATIONS to Laser Tag for bringing the heat and becoming our 🥇 Place Winners in the SUNSET SURGE 2-Year Anniversary Tournament!!🔥 🎉@shinypikmin.sunsetsurge.ink, @miaspeedtana.bsky.social, @blopwher.bsky.social, and @typographicalink.bsky.social!🎉 #compsplatoon #fanart @sunsetsurge.ink

We got all our ducks in a row this Tristrike Tuesday with 🥇 place! @starry-echo.bsky.social "cant finish a tourney w/o a ping for coaching" @feral-bee.bsky.social "am i the token woman" @lanlanlovesyou.bsky.social "got 1, got 2, got 3, got 4 /heterosexual" Oculus: "Man this Splatoon stuff is hard"

your monthly reminder that you can make most things work in this game once you stop using your comp as a scapegoat and instead learn to harness your team’s unique strengths, suddenly the game transforms from a flowchart into a creative playground #compsplatoon

day 8 - fish

day 7 - sit

day 6

day 5 - spin

day 4 - splash

day 3 - dualie

day 2 - splat bomb

im hoping to do little daily animations over the summer. no clue if i can make it, but ill try anyways heres day 1

Them being better doesn't guarantee they can teach / convey that experience to you. Personal example, @lanlanlovesyou.bsky.social isn't even +3, yet he consistently gives me better advice than +2 players i have asked before (gotta mention the goat).

Flavor Flav wins Booyah Bay dropping only 1 game!! @FifGen Frzn Pro/Wiper @goose_spl Hornz Dread/Cream Tent @LunaTorpa Zap (threatened cjr) @Swagger_mc346 Shot/nMachine Coaches on the side GGS

tisane + in n out combo gets 4th in booyah bay! @95348m.bsky.social - performed an exercism @mxttspl.bsky.social - from the snowy mountains of the philippines @kali - designated driver @sorella.bsky.social - this is what my grandma used to do ggs yall! it was lovely meeting everyone 🩵🩵

🌊TODAY is the final day of Phase 2 registration so we're giving away 2 free passes to 2 lucky people! To enter: 💙like 🔃retweet 🏷️tag 2 friends Save $10 on your registration by signing up before midnight tonight! Winners will be announced Monday, June 2nd!

comm for a friend

uhh any comp players from california? tryna form a team for the upcoming socallie local

tired of pretending to be a comp player. need to fill up my feed with undertale fancontent this time around where my sansoomfies at

drawing for @socalliesplat.bsky.social's art contest (you should go vote if you havent already hahah (unbiased source))

*on the phone* yea i got the milk. no it doesnt have that fuckass skeleton in it this time. alright cool