me: changes the light fixtures in my house to energy efficient LED lightbulbs Jeff Bezos:

Here's the serious bit for anyone who'd rather skip the 4000 words of jokes

Well, there it is.

I’d argue governors being denied access to federal law enforcement facilities in their state is part of what I call slow civil war.

If you are a Canadian citizen or resident please sign this petition to request the federal government investigate US influence into the Alberta separatist movement, and Alberta’s UCP government. www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

He's on this "Dumocrat" bullshit. Why has no one called him a Rapepublican yet?

Also, Home Hardware has tremendous staff. Should be studied in business schools.

I overwintered a single swallowtail chrysalis after finding a chonky caterpillar making a run for it in the alleyway. Here is the result 8 months later

Our greatest power is our ability to withdraw our cooperation.

Thursday night at 11 fireworks are lame Drake

Stop calling people who moved to new social media platforms refugees. You’re not a refugee. You just switched an app.

If you think Bluesky is a bubble, you have more agency here to create a platform you want to be on than any other corner of the social web. You don’t control your algorithm on X & Meta. You do here. Other people are already doing it. Stop complaining and build something.

this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.

Meet Bumpy! This enchanting little chap was rescued over the weekend. This was Bumpy's first night with us, snuggled next to Keeper Simon. Simon put his mattress on the ground and the tiny hippo nestled by his side, swaddled in his cherry blanket.

I know I’m supposed to cheer for The Canadians but I’m 100% in for Buffalo!

I made this

I appreciate these TTC posters that basically say “let’s see YOU think up five different elevator puns if you’re so fucking clever”

I’ve started a rewatch of Carol at the End of the World and I find it very comforting

Roncesvalles / Sankofa Square / Woodbridge

Why is the President of the United States shilling so hard for cryptocurrency? Because the entire industry is a Ponzi scheme — and he's the conman-in-chief.

hot take: women are less likely to use AI because we’re quick to clock flattery as a tool of manipulation

The Full Flower Moon setting behind Mount Rose this morning.

Happy May Day!

This is a rendition of my sister in law protecting her children in honour of Mother’s Day. I hope she likes it.

From CBC News: Canadian detained by ICE for 6 months says he's an 'indefinite' prisoner, has no idea when he'll get out. 58 Canadians are being held by ICE. Avoid all nonessential travel to the United States.

Just FYI there’s an account on here called @redditspaceviewes.bsky.social (with over 200k followers) that is posting a bunch of AI slop (including a “Saturn polar hexagon” with 8 sides) and claiming it’s NASA imagery. If you see anything posted by them, it’s likely fake.

If anyone needs a calming image, this is the view from my yard this morning. Turkey vultures standing watch over the bedded-down stompyfloofs. And the local bird population is SUPER vocal.

Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet

Drop your crime fighting Catholics

"We are a mirror, reflecting you." Artemis II mission specialist Jeremy Hansen discusses ways that the crew worked together and supported each other throughout their lunar mission.

Ahem: MY AMAZING WIFE'S VERY GOOD BOOK IS IN ITS THIRD PRINTING

As the Integrity crew splashed down TO THE MINUTE of their estimated arrival and hit the BULLSEYE, this is a reminder that Katherine Johnson was an absolute genius. My God. #NASA #ArtemisII

Boy the viral marketing for season two of 3 Body Problem is really getting out of hand.

Listen, if you think Elon is smart and that Trump is doing a good job and that AI is here to stay, it’s not like I don’t *want* to discuss things with you, it’s just that it would take too much time and effort to build a bridge between where I am and the Magical Forest of Bullshit where you reside

In Korea, when the president declared martial law after midnight and erected barricades in Seoul, congressional reps from all parties ran into the streets, yanked ak47s from the army at the barricades, broke down the locked door to Congress, repealed the martial law order, and arrested the president

Every single bird is on that blue dot

And here’s the eclipse photo from Artemis II. I am in tears.

Earthset from Artemis II. I am overcome.

If we had national high speed rail most of us could be in DC by 5pm eastern

Good morning. I heard we could all use a timeline cleanse.

I think not enough people understand that the pushback against renewables and EV's is money. Without getting too in the weeds: renewables cannot ever be as profitable as oil and gas. EV's don't make as much money as gas guzzlers. That's it. That's all you really need to know.

tired: multitasking wired: multiverse

Notice anything?

No woman has ever gotten this far away from Trump before, congrats

Daisy wishes for the Easter Bunny to stop by (so she can eat it)

@saxmike71.bsky.social ☺️

Describe your bluesky account in a single image.

🚨 New picture just dropped by NASA of Earth at night captured by an astronaut Reid Wiseman 🌍