Ya'll are gonna wanna save this one for when your MAGA family criticizes you for celebrating a very specific death

lol do it

This is going to be the GOAT of didn’t age well takes

"You're gonna be left behind!" is an odd thing to say about a technology whose premise is that it's getting easier to offload more and more of your work to it. The selling point is that the skill gap is flattening. So anyone left behind can just catch up later. shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/03...

The problem with you dipshits getting what you voted for is that I also have to get what you voted for

Feds move to dismiss charges against officers accused of falsifying warrant in Breonna Taylor raid. n.pr/4bDT99l

dang, the final lost MST3K episode was JUST found at a garage sale, and now it's on YouTube for all to enjoy. watch and be astounded that a 38-year-old VHS recording held up so nicely: youtu.be/u_Z4hnagGLE?...

really does capture it!

It was 100% among MAGA GOP respondents, not the general public. www.mediaite.com/opinion/cnns...

The Torment Nexus for everyone who has ever been yelled at over a headline they didn't write

Everyone likes writing with AI and nobody likes reading it

You have to admire the speed at which people are embracing their own irrelevancy. Running into the open arms of AI offering them the sweet release of oblivion. techcrunch.com/2026/03/20/w...

I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but... www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/justice...

Perfect

The families of service members appealed for privacy after an earlier dignified transfer drew controversy.

You guys forgot these are supposed to be about horror movies

"This would not impact me in the slightest. It’s a bin. It has gross stuff in it already." I assure you that your bag of LITERAL SHIT is the grossest thing in my trash can, by a fuckin' mile. Kids have been out of diapers for years.

Think about all the money that was dumped into this, in spite of *everyone* clowning on it nonstop, only for it to finally fizzle out with an admission that it sucks.

This man did far more fighting for the US than anyone in the cabinet or the White House. And he died one day after being taken to an American concentration camp. One day. www.reuters.com/world/asia-p...

Online prediction markets are the next crypto. Get-rich-quick-schemes with harmful externalities that try to pretend they are a misunderstood yet noble technology innovation. It’s just gambling and regulatory arbitrage.

I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but I've been starting a LOT of sentences lately with "I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but"

It's about goddamn time www.engadget.com/big-tech/ari...

I do kind of find it odd that the other nations of the world are kind of sitting back while a dictator seizes other countries and threatens to take more. There's historically only one way that ends. Are they all sitting back to see if we can manage this ourselves at the midterms?

lol they waited to release this today because they were banking on a Chalamet Oscar win to help promote it

You can now add your medical insurance card to your Apple Wallet! Absolutely nobody will take it and if you're asked for information over the phone, it will be stuff that isn't on it.

Yeah I mean there's a whole dimension outside of "you shouldn't have done this" which is just, doing this is fine but you're all absolute morons and doing a dogshit job.

Expedition 33 becomes a boring, frustrating slog so suddenly that it takes quite a while to realize it sucks and isn't fun.

This is the first year since we moved into our house that I wasn't able to turn the mountain of plowed snow in the middle of our cul de sac into a snow slide for my kids.

These people are creepy, childish and just weird as shit and we should say it all the time.

These companies should be metaphorically burned to the ground and the earth salted.

Pretty annoyed I need to update my oscar pool rails app to allow for ties, a thing I didn't realize could happen.

He seems like he's doing really well

How badly must this treatment have sucked for a nepo baby sex pest to be rejected at PARAMOUNT variety.com/2026/film/ne...

All of the shoes he buys people are too big because he sizes feet relative to his own shoe size, and he buys shoes too big so he can put lifts in them.

All I want is for Uber Eats to add a freeform textbox to every restaurant's listing where I can write whatever I want and only I can see it. The absolute frustration of "let's try a new sushi place!" leading to the realization that it's not new and in fact it sucked the last 3 times we ordered it.

⚠️ Jeffrey Epstein to Steve Bannon in 2018 discussing what Trump might do in terms of foreign policy if cornered: “You guys need to understand that he is psychotic. And would not blink twice at encouraging an attack on us … If I go down I m taking everyone with” (www.justice.gov/epstein/file...)

They *just* launched this. I literally still have the 'welcome to the beta' email starred in my inbox because I hadn't gotten around to making an account yet. techcrunch.com/2026/03/13/d...

Bombing a kid's school is the thing you do accidentally two years into your war that results in a public perception shift that ultimately leads to ending the engagement. It's not the thing you do on DAY FUCKIN ONE so that you come out of the gate with everyone against you.

Bruh what the fuck have your secret police been DOING then?

On some level I’m not sure my mind can quite grasp the raw stupidity of conducting a massive decapitation strike against Iran with no day two plan whatsoever, and then immediately finding yourself in a worldwide energy crisis with no off-ramp because you didn’t expect Iran to react

BREAKING: Pete Kegstand IGNORED the CENTCOM chief and the Chair and Vice Chair of the Joint Chiefs opposition to GUTTING offices that limit civilian casualties, calling them "stupid." He fired and replaces all opposed. Politico with the exclusive: www.politico.com/news/2026/03...

Add it to the pile of "ruined in the 3rd act" movies

This plays like a mean satire of Scott Derrickson's whole catalogue

It genuinely shocks me you guys are driving around in this dude's cars, I'm not sure he's ever done anything well besides make money off bullshitting www.ft.com/content/e5fb...

Hegseth: "We will keep pushing, keep advancing. No quarter, no mercy for our enemies." No quarter is the refusal to take prisoners and instead just execute everyone. It's been considered a war crime for over a century.

lol

The secretary of defense saying we almost have cnn in our grasp is some dark, dark shit

The flip side of AI coding agents is that once your company gets hooked on them, Uncle Sam can’t wait to jack up the price.

This is a truly unhinged collection of games. With the singular exception of the X-Men arcade game, every single game in this collection is absolute dog shit.

Me: I want to add a thing to the house HOA: What color? Me: What color does it need to be? HOA: You need to tell us the exact color. Me: Because you need to compare it to what it's supposed to be, and make sure it matches? HOA: Yes Me: So you know the color. But won't tell me.