Managed to see PROJECT HAIL MARY while knowing nothing more going in than “Ryan Gosling gets fired into space to save Earth” and I’d have loved it anyway but WOW there were some surprises

I think Matt Berry should be going Full Laszlo is all

If only they’d tried luring the Zodiac killer into an octagon

My weather app told me that current conditions were a “few small clouds” and I heard it in Benicio del Toro’s voice

This is how I access bluesky

it’s almost time for this week’s episode of the BAHBY JAHNE DAH SHAHW (the pitt) but first must catch up on IDRIS ELBA PRESENTS: WORLD’S WILDEST SUBWAYS (hijack)

Sarah Polley’s Bleak House

How I arrived on Bluesky:

I hope tonight’s THE PITT starts with Noah Wyle giving that administrator an earful for his team getting a whole 15 seconds notice that their whole systems were about to go offline

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Coming up next, Tom Cruise motorcycles the Olympic Flame to France

Roses are reds Violets are blues

UPDATE: Brad Pitt signed for F2 to F4, but the studio will introduce a whole new cast for F5 as part of a “refresh”

happy birthday gromit 🥹 🎂 🐶

Standing on a GO platform watching the train slowly ease to a full stop, hoping you picked a door position like a Price is Right contestant hoping the Big Wheel lands on $1.00

Who else thinks they should just leave the entire Puerto Rico set in place for the second half of the Super Bowl, liven things up a bit

Going to see SEND HELP today—two hours of watching Thor toss Loki into people should be a nice diversion 🙂

ROY BATY, POLICE ADVISOR he sees things you people wouldn’t believe, that regular cops don’t

Trevor Slattery becoming one of my very favourite MCU characters Plus it amuses me to think that during all of IRON MAN 3, Joe Pantoliano was desperately trying to contact the White House with the truth about “the Mandarin” If only Tony Stark had binged the first season of SOUTH SHORE HOSPITAL

Please enjoy my cartoon for Friday's Toronto Star

“Ted Lasso?!? More like Ted LAZZI amirite” — guy who hates everything except commedia dell’arte

HIJACK: SEASON 14 IDRIS ELBA: i got a bad feeling about this pedal pub

Appreciated how S2 of THE PITT opened with Noah Wyle giving a meaningful look to a wall plaque commemorating S1, echoing his meaningful look to the picture of his mentor at the start of S1. I would like every future season opener to add a new thing on the wall for Noah to look meaningfully at

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, somehow returned

I’m just saying if Judi Dench can win an Oscar for SHAKESPEARE IN LOVE then they can at least nominate Bridget Everett for WAKE UP DEAD MAN @normwilner.bsky.social

Look at Daisy pretending she is a human with big bills to pay

Who goes there, Charlie Brown?

🎵🎶They sentenced me to twenty years of boredom For trying to change the system from within I’m coming now, I’m coming to reward them First we take Manhattan Then we take Berlin🎵🎶

Who wore it better? Mrs Claus or Mrs Avasarala?

a “Space Force”, if you will

I wouldn’t want to remove the ambiguity of the original ending, so I’d have the sequel set 100s of years later, with the only link to the 1982 film being a mention of “the Antarctica incident, and we all know how THAT turned out” and it’s never referred to again

sometimes an Oxford comma can make all the difference

Sheesh, Doctor Who calendar, some of us have birthdays in November you know

Happy Halloween!

From this day in 2016. #Halloween

Change one letter, ruin a candy Moulds

IYKYK

Just waiting for the Canadian anthem singer to dramatically save the life of a visiting royal

Once again I am asking Seth Rogen to explain why or even HOW the Canadian hockey team in the chalet was supposed to use Skip the Dishes

That inning was fun 🙂

Each TV season will have 11 episodes numbered 2 through 12, and the algorithm shows you a random episode each time. All the best stuff happens in episodes 5 and 8 but it keeps showing you episode 4 over and over again

“The ocean drugs and the sea drugs, drugs by sea they call it also!”

Puzzled by the new Skip Dishes ad with the hockey team in the chalet, what were they supposed to skip? The chalet? The hockey?? Food delivery doesn’t seem to enter into it at all

I mean 10/10 for enthusiasm but you can’t do that Josh Naylor

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