If I were a Broadway lyricist, it would forever weigh on me that I didn’t write “I hate every ape I see/ from chimpan-A to chimpanzee.” Sondheim, famously, wrote some of his final letters on this very topic.

Bari Weiss not beating the bootlicking propagandist allegations here:

I did it all for The Pasta Queen 🫅 🍝

I agree with this review, but I think I tipped more on the side of liking it as a fun palette cleanser after the aggressive wrongheadedness of TROS.

I was wondering why a bunch of folks started discovering my Paradise edit over the past few days. Seems it was this TikTok www.tiktok.com/t/ZTBrw9pj8/

Name your fav non-DC or Marvel comic book movie.

PSA: Strange Days is streaming on Hulu 🚨🚨🚨

Just watched Paradise, the fan edit of Prometheus and Alien: Covenant by @jobwillins.bsky.social My opinion, great concept and a dynamic combination of the films, pacing is spot on. Well worth a watch. But that's my opinion. jobwillins.wordpress.com/paradise/

Watch 'Alien Paradise' - a fan made splice between Prometheus and Covenant by @jobwillins.bsky.social - and it's a much better watch than both seperately. It uses deleted scenes to stitch things together, cuts the crappy bits and generally makes for a far more cohesive narrative about creation.

Stephen Colbert dancing with Bette Midler after his final show. Just pure joy. ♥️ #SheShed

That was fun, low stakes Star Wars. The last movie had the zombie Emperor putting giant gun dicks on Star Destroyers to annihilate the galaxy unless his granddaughter could melt him in time. I’m good with low stakes sometimes.

@mzspress.bsky.social and I have a whole Alien section at the store. Set photography, blueprints, novelizations (we have Alan Dean Foster's first 3 paperbacks as one unit), and the 2nd edition of @dodgyboffin.com's Becoming Alien, signed by both of us (I wrote the intro). mzs.press/search?keywo...

so this is sort of wild but there is a fan edit of prometheus and alien: covenant that focuses in on david, and IN MY OPINION it single-handedly rescues the material and becomes a perfect prequel to the franchise. i've shown it to people who've seen neither film and they loved it

"2001: A Space Odyssey" (1968) has the most dramatic, most famous match cut in the history of cinema. remastered in HD: youtu.be/SsE6WgxG0aE?...

Giving AVP Requiem a rewatch after probably 15 years just to see if I’ve been unfair to it… …I have not.

Commentary: You Can’t Even Watch A Movie Anymore Without Seeing Some Theme Explored https://theonion.com/you-cant-even-watch-a-movie-anymore-without-seeing-some-theme-explored/

I just backed Counter Culture Restaurant Is Back, Austin Texas! on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/ccv...

No, he fucking doesn't, and, no, I fucking won't.

Talking to my neighbor. We were blowing on dandelions. Gossamer seeds danced upon a cool spring breeze. Higher and higher into a cerulean sky so transcendent that our tear stained cheeks ached from laughter. Then this dude came out of nowhere and just kicked the shit out of us.

You know I knew that Door Dash woman looked familiar

the idea that vance is anti-war and was a skeptic seems really to come exclusively from vance and is not borne out by anything else in his record as vice president so far

jd vance negotiating with Iran

Where’s a hot dog suit when you need it

AOC: “This is a threat of genocide & merits removal from office. The President’s mental faculties are collapsing & cannot be trusted. To every individual in the President’s chain of command: You have a duty to refuse illegal orders. That includes carrying out this threat”

I guess writing an piece that says "good filmmakers use the right tools for the right job" —— which has been true since the dawn of cinema itself —— is just too boring for the trades

If you've got time to lean, you've got time to ethnically cleanse

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1833

Washington state just passed a law banning law enforcement (including federal ICE agents) from wearing masks or face coverings while on duty. Gov. Bob Ferguson signed it Thursday and it took effect immediately.

The Physical Media section of MZS.Press is constantly growing, with new Blu-rays, vinyl albums, DVDs, and CDs added every day! FULL INVENTORY HERE: mzs.press/Physical-Med...

They made them take down the videos because they would cause "reputational damage" to people like this young man, Nathan Cavanuagh, so definitely don't post this all over the internet with the name Nathan Cavanaugh attached, or this guy might suffer reputational damage. This guy, Nathan Cavanaugh.

“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”

Hey, look! It’s Steven Spielberg!

Things are so fucked that no one gives a shit that Slenderman is pregnant.

I asked ChatGPT if this was a good post and it said that Jesus Christ was a Pokémon.

Trump sending your adult children to war so he can enjoy focusing on your underaged ones

Austin area folks: Austin Animal Services is over capacity & needs help with foster & adopt. Additionally there is a Central Texas wide name your adoption fee event coming up, March 6-8. Please consider fostering if you can't adopt. Homes without children & pets are unicorn homes for some dogs.

If you shout “fuck-ass bitch” while Trump is speaking you’ll receive $1 billion in donations tomorrow and immediately become the 2028 frontrunner. It’s crucial you do not do this.

my problem with AI is that I lived with someone in my 20s who'd leave the faucet running and was super quick to confidently tell me the wrong thing and I just don't want to go back

No better time to watch Open Range

@heathercampbell.bsky.social Now learning that Wiger loves Metallica, you must show him this on your Apple Vision Pro tv.apple.com/us/movie/met...

When I picked up Liam from Dilley to go home, he was scared. He was taken away from his home, family, school, and was imprisoned. Liam is home now, but so many children remain. ICE must be disbanded and Dilley must close. #FreeOurChildren.

Went to the Dollar Store and discovered that they'd illegally put my face on the cans of their new range of Dumb Ass Beans: Beans For The True Shithead. I took a picture of the cans but then I dropped my phone into a pot of unrelated beans at a second location.

An ICE agent covered head-to-toe in body cams, just thousands of tiny cameras, beating the shit out of an old woman. That's the bipartisan dream