Cowards die many times before their deaths, The valiant never taste of death but once.

and so begins Brian Kelly’s long road of vengeance

Good. What a waste of perfectly good tortillas.

Texas Tech AD Kirby Hocutt just announced that they will no longer "encourage or permit" tortillas to be thrown at opening kickoff of home games to avoid potential penalties hurting the team. Hocutt joined Joey McGuire for his weekly presser and opened it with a statement about the tortillas.

Mychal hosting a reborn Reading Rainbow is like a TikTok comment section fever dream come to life and I mean that in the most complimentary way possible. This rules.

Slightly diminish a band: They Might Be Rather Tall.

Slightly diminish a band: Frankie Goes to Orange County

since younger people are asking how shockingly stupid things were in 2003, may I present to you this circa-03 sign that I bought from a local restaurant and their (unrelated) going out of business sale a few years later

I was in college during the run up to the war in Iraq. Those of us who opposed it were called traitors to our country. We were ultimately vindicated, but only after so much damage was done. NGL, all of this talk of regime change is giving me hives.

“Thanks for coming in to Human Resources. Can we hear your side of the story?”

Please enjoy this stock photo the local CBS affiliate chose for a story about traffic this summer

oh god he’s doomed us all

The average American has three friends.

@evilmopac.bsky.social what did you do???

An 18-wheeler rolled onto its side on Tuesday, spilling part of a load of eight million dimes onto a Texas highway, the authorities said. Road lanes were closed for about 14 hours while crews used vacuums, shovels and their hands to scoop up freshly minted loose coins.

Until someone can teach me how to grow cool ranch Doritos in my backyard, I’m gonna stick with buying my food TYVM.

Yeah, well, get in line.

I washed my pup’s fav stuffie tonight. He seems happy. ❤️

In the U.S. in 1825, *452* out of 1000 children born died before their 5th birthday. By 1925, that number was 135 out of a 1000 children. Today, in 2025, that number is *7* And it is entirely due to advances in medicine, public health, and technology. 9/

In high school, there was this little sandwich shop that everyone went to for lunch. Line out the door every day. The best broccoli cheese soup. Rich and creamy and delicious. God I miss it.

This is nightmare fuel for every lawyer

I'm not saying the news wire photographers kept intentionally lining Trump's head up with the Easter Bunny's ears, but they were absolutely doing that

I have a story about due process in a mass adjudicatory setting. A while back, there was this group called the Fundamentalist Church of Latter Day Saints that had a compound in rural Texas. Well these FLDS folks dressed funny (like bonnets and long dresses and suspenders and corncob pipes funny).

Letting Ted Cruz into a sporting event.

The Cruz curse isn’t a claim. It’s a fact.

Please and thank you.

DNA of 15 Million People for Sale in 23andMe Bankruptcy 🔗 www.404media.co/dna-of-15-mi...

Me on the National Security group chat.

I have to say that Jeffrey Goldberg is a better person than I am. No way in hell I’m removing myself from that group chat. You want to spill the tea? I will happily lap it up. #FOMO

Can someone please get him a jigsaw puzzle set or something? Old man needs a hobby stat.

Devastating. RIP

17 states are suing to overturn section 504. www.bazelon.org/wp-content/u...

The ABA supports the rule of law. Read full message: www.americanbar.org/news/abanews...

funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread

gritty has seized control of the federal government

Statement from NCAA president Charlie Baker on Donald Trump’s executive order banning transgender athletes from women’s sports. Says the NCAA will move quickly to align with the EO.

It doesn’t even have the OWBPA language. A+ work. Just truly outstanding.

Well, this was the most harrowing fucking thing I've ever had to work on, and I'm just the damn lawyer. Can't imagine the client living it, and it's a goddamn privilege to represent her. DO NOT READ THIS unless you can handle details of some truly vile sexual abuse by Neil Gaiman.

“I think sometimes genre is a code word to keep us in our place as artists, and I just want to encourage people to do what they’re passionate about” - Beyoncé after winning Best Country Album for “Cowboy Carter”

1. My doc prescribed an inhaler. 2. Walgreens says there is a problem with insurance. 3. Insurance says I need pre-authorization. 4. Insurance can’t tell me if there is any preferred inhaler that wouldn’t require pre-auth. 5. I guess I’ll wait to breathe.  #InsuranceIsAScam

Quick - someone start a game of tic-tac-toe with OpenAI.

Dear International Taxonomy Committee. I am yet again proposing a series of changes to the common names of animals for the Internet Era. Your prompt response is appreciated. 1. Texas Turtle-Rat. Alternative: Tactical Assault Possum

Congress just submitted a bill to “Terminate the Department of Education. “ www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...

Why do the bad guys have to take over the world? Why can't they just take over the tri-state area? - Phineas and Ferb

Yikes.

Disease doesn’t respect borders. And our humanity should transcend them. This is terrible.