i have a nasty cold, feeling terrible and been in bed all day

Legacy News Budgeting Tips: Want to save money? Have you tried taking naps instead of eating?

what marx truly failed to consider is the lack of reading comprehension modern day communist discourse is plagued with, holy shit people learn to be charitable! (this is a subtweet)

This has escalated

Dear Leader is the greatest economics teacher in all of history. He's reaching ppl previously thought unteachable.

not an early bird, nor a night owl, just generally sleepy all the time

I don’t say this lightly but the person who wrote “AI girls never say no” should kill himself.

it's a shame dick cheney gets a funeral

mister Keir Starmer sir everyone hates you anyway just ban ChatGPT and Twitter and then resign, it's not like it's going to get better anyway, do this for the greater good

Please stop giving children unbounded string generators.

In The Naked Gun the evil world-destroying billionaire boasts that you can still say the original title for the Black-Eyed Peas' "Let's Get It Started" in his private club, and as it turns out, this exact kind of insane elite overreaction to being told "no" is the primary reason we have fascism now.

The Epstein scandal has reached that tipping point where material is coming out from multiple sources at different times. Like Watergate, there’s no way to shut it all off anymore.

re: every single fact i have been forced to learn about olivia nuzzi this week

there's always something going on

do you think trump still texts bill

I grow frustrated with local news-- by focusing so much on stories of violence, they inadvertently promote the idea that the world is more violent than it is (leading voters to candidates who promise security at all costs). But holding up a mic to a cow is incredible www.10tv.com/article/news...

Sure. "The Grand Jury did not see the operative indictment" is the kind of fuckup where lawyers literally don't actually know what happens next because it SO fundamental a thing that it is LITERALLY possible nobody had even thought of this as a thing that could happen.

talked to a guy about tariffs and he said they aren't actually bad because don't actually raise prices, it's just companies putting the cost on the customer. When i told him "it's a free market they are allowed to do that", he just said "they shouldn't do that tho"

happy international men's day to ALL men, cis AND normal 🥰

im low key a philanthropist the way i make the rich richer every day

mystery science theater walked so unfunny tiktok react channels could fall flat on their fuckin faces

trump is in a losing situation but his best play is to sign the bill immediately on Wednesday, I will be very shocked if he doesn't do that.

"ICE is grabbing people from the streets who aren't even undocumented or don't have criminal records at all" babe i don't think there is a group of people ICE should be grabbing people off the streets in the first place

I think the word you’re looking for is “kept”

I see that Chomsky continues to be further revealed as the shitlord I always knew he was

"Manufacturing the Age of Consent"

The morbidly funny part is that Epstein isn't even the worst person Chomsky has fanboyed for. Not in the *slightest*. Pol Pot killed multiple orders of magnitude more kids than Epstein raped.

so undignified

Narrator: A jury held Trump liable for sexual abuse.

the actual suicide of the West will be combining a rapidly aging population with hostility to migrants. however we must give credit to East Asia, especially Japan, for pioneering this model.

donald "bubba blower" trump

Oh no apparently fiber has replaced protein as the internet food obsession and these influencers will overhype it so much without any warnings they’re gonna have people shitting their brains out.

Seriously - if any of your social media companies informs you that stuff from your accounts has been turned over in compliance with a federal grand jury subpoena, SHUT THE FUCK UP IMMEDIATELY and stay shut up until you consult an attorney. Who will also tell you to stfu, but professionally.

You don't often see this at the end of a whistleblower story:

Part 194 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg dnd A dwarf Killing a Grasshopper - 1st Century BC - Roman Intaglio Ring, "A bearded dwarf with a long phallus" pinning a grasshopper and stabbing it with a knife

i think personally that women are beautiful

white monsters are already really popular among girls, this is doesn't fit the aesthetic of modern femininity, it really only matches the aesthetic of 2009 horse girls

Why this this actually make me so angry LMAO who the fuck do they think women are? This is marketed towards men’s fantasy of women.

your daily reminder that christians are so suggestible they became homophobic by accident

unironically is a useful word because it means "in seriousness" but saying "he said so seriously" has too much semantic baggage. "he said so unironically" implies it wasn't a joke but it doesn't impart any tonal meaning

Did Trump actually blow a dude named Bubba

my gf is the one because she enjoys listening to me infodump, and i listen to her when she infodumps. it's true love i think

We love to see it! Lee went to a bread factory where a worker was killed. The next week, they changed to 8-hour shifts from 12. Labour Ministry will fine companies up to 5% of operating profit if they have 3 three deaths in a year. New law: employers can get a 1-year jail term for a single death.

Me looking at the AI bubble about to burst: Uh oh spaghettios!

Feels like this will be a useful meme for the next few years

my step dad is trying to do the wiring for a bathroom fan, please pray this house doesn't burn down

They’re calling it the most “visibly ailing geriatric pedophile nazi billionaire” presidency of all time

Hold up

im like if a dog was built wrong