The average after church crowd coming into your restaurant

honestly, this is 100% a valid crashout how the fuck ARE you supposed to do a transition like that?

what kind of psychopath leaves their shoes on in the house

you do not have to hand it to tucker carlson or marjorie taylor greene or alex jones or megyn kelly. they're all rats who see trump as a sinking ship and they're getting ready to jump in preparation for their next act. you do not have to fall for it.

excuse ME?!

Can we, like, not do the “LOL TACO” thing because the alternative was pretty fucking horrendous.

I don’t know what you nerds are complaining about, I’m spending the afternoon in a park. Super relaxing!

can't wait to have this fuckin panic attack again in 2 weeks, see everyone then

my #sumo package came in today thanks @sumosoul.bsky.social

THIS is the hurricanrana/WCP that is permanently burned into my memory.

they just didn't know the right people.

this is absolutely fucking devastating

these fucking people absolutely cannot stop huffing their own farts

BIG NEWS: New rodent just dropped.

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"Moon's haunted"

lol bluesky really shitting the bed today innit?

well I know this was written up post x-cutioner's song

If you are a certain age this is one of the greatest VA lineups ever in the history of gaming.

I gotta find out if this'll turn me into a Guild Navigator

"I just farted."

SESAME STREET EXEC 1: kids love bright colours, so how about a bunch of humanoid puppets in red, green, blue, orange, yellow SESAME STREET EXEC 2: ooh what if the yellow one had a head like a banana? SESAME STREET EXEC 1: I love it, yes. banana head DIVERSITY HIRE GOTH: there should be a vampire

honestly Watership Down should be required Easter watching.

𝚂𝚃𝙾𝙱

Milwaukee, Wisconsin it was nothing like laverne and shirley and it made me weirdly mad about the city

There is no way to watch the new 'Harry Potter' show subversively. If you're watching, you are buying in.

"we're too fucking lazy to say women should have a basic right to vote."

I gotta find out if this'll turn me into a Guild Navigator

I don’t really have a problem with bluesky shedding political moderates and radicalizing itself into a white hot nuclear core of far left weirdos because that’s exactly what Steve bannon did with 4chan and the alt right and they ended up fully winning

If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using with no explanation.

It's indeed possible to beat bad things backed by big money

"Yes, Diane, I know, this is the 4th pound of heroin I've picked up this month. Yes I know you have to draw blood through my legs."

while you're doing that I'm gonna beat the bad guy behind it all in a ski race so it can be used so kids can learn how to ski instead of dumb adults

Bar Rescue but it's hosted by Powered Toast Man

some dumbass is gonna look at this and go "that's a disk"

me coming to inspect these "feelings"

the speedrun of this doesn't take 6 hours with this version

I will maintain this is a -terrible- movie but a -fantastic- series of clips

the moon’s always full, you fools

👌 #AEWDynamite

this was playable on pc before blue dragon

Kazuya wears it better #AEW #aewdynamite

still can't play this on PC and its one of xbox's greatest crimes

Kamen Rider Black RX knows what's up.