"The housing market is so strong right now, nothing could bring it down." (2008)

this is the essence of silk shirt r&b, crying, sobbing, kneeling in the rain just for a sniff

I dare this dork to steal Encyclopedia Dramatica. He doesn't have the balls to try it.

if I catch you weighing fucking card packs at a walmart I'm taking everything outta your basket and buying it myself, thanks for finding the good shit I challenge you to fight me over card packs in a walmart.

oh shit I forgot about the FF porn in Italy. time to go make fun of my friend real quick

I ask you. What other sport offers such drama and sportsmanship while also offering a healthy heartwarming share of unadulterated cuteness?

He's gonna pocket veto the bill, y'all know that right?

wow I can't imagine how scrubbed the files are gonna be

jamie just been on some goofy fuckin shit here recently

"Ethan Klein, Hasan, Streamer Debates" You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You are not online. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn

bill needs to be banned from smoking weed so he can finally realize he's not actually funny

If this affects you, you need to ask yourself why you are still on twitter

the Monster Hunter Dota 2 update makes Dragon Knight trans. his first form is a rathian. which is explicitly female in mon hun lore. then his final form is a rathalos which is explicitly male. idk how else to interpret this info other than dragon knight is trans. #dota2

WTK lookin like he's getting his groove back slowly. #sumo #sumosky

Marjorie Taylor Greene has been disliked by the left for years and years and had never had to fear for her life. She's been disliked by the right for 1 day and now has to hire security.

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literally anything to get foot traffic into target stores

stupid ass falling for it again I don't want people in the tent who are going to attempt to kick out the very people who helped build the fucking tent.

I think Aonishiki has something figured out about Hoss that gives him an edge. I don't think he has Sato solved just yet, I'll be delighted to be wrong this time tho.

FUCK YES LETS GO PINK MAGIC #sumo #sumosky

stupid ass falling for it again I don't want people in the tent who are going to attempt to kick out the very people who helped build the fucking tent.

Picture A: Christopher Lambert in Mortal Kombat Picture B: Christopher Lambert in Immortal Kombat.

it IS a little spooky how much he actually looks like Jim #aew

A map of European countries playing football with Iceland

I think Bryan is gonna end up starting a new stable here before too long with him peeling Yuta off of the death riders. It worked for Regal why can't it work for Bryan? #aew #wrestlesky

oh man this is shaping up to potentially be one helluva ending to the basho #sumo #sumosky

GIVE KYLE A PINK TNT TITLE BELT YOU COWARDLY COWARDS OF COWARDICE #AEWCollision #WrestleSky

Doctor Robotnik's Mean Steam Machine

I don't think Aonishiki needs to win the basho in order to make ozeki. Kotozakura is clearly in decline and the council might be eager to have an ozeki that isn't getting bounced around for once. Obvsiouly it helps him immensely if he does #sumo #sumosky

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I can say I probably would have fallen for this after my mom passed away and I definitely would have been MUCH worse off for it. Thank god this crap wasn't around at the time.

Watching Ura vs Onosato and yeah I think Ura's turned a corner, he was giving Onosato one helluva fit today. I think Ura makes the sanyaku by mid next year if he keeps going like this. Yes he's 3-4, but I think his schedule gets easier so another double digit basho isn't outta the question yet.

crazy bout between aonishiki and papayasu today #sumo #sumosky

if you see Jacob in a grocery store, take any unbought groceries outta his cart for yourself.

You need to immediately convert to one of the Abrahamic religions if you’re horny enough to get blown by Donald Trump.

god the purple worm scene is gonna be CRAZY

the eventual truth is gonna be a lot to swallow

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"buy the dip" has been one of the most destructive retail stock philosophies ever

no, matt, I think you bring in new fans by giving the sickos what they want, they have fun and normies outsiders go, "wow, they look like their having a lot of fun I wonder what this is about" and then they check it out they're not looking to convert old wwe fans, they're bringing fresh new fans

I still think AEW should bring back the Cracker Barrel Death Match™©

good lord this was a banger of a matchup #sumo #sumosky #kyushubasho2025

Inside you are two wizards. One smokes weed and likes to have a chuckle. The other one is republican.

disgaea 1 -finally- got some cheevos on @retroachievements.org yes I know the psp version was already on there go away

You can’t even sleep late anymore, because of WOKE

nah, not zakura getting spun like a top by Tamawashi #sumo #sumosky