Liz Ruark
@lizwhenshesathome.bsky.social
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THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS
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đź¤
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about 17 hours ago
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ditchpony
4 days ago
today’s affirmation: I am within the acceptable range of deviation. I am a perfectly roasted quail. if I was a car the mechanics would find nothing weird or rodent related in my air filter. I am upright. There are no stones or excess debris in my shoes. I still have all my bones.
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Ennui Doofen
12 months ago
If I move really fast I could eat one before they stop me
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Why is it so f*ng hard just to NOT BE EVIL
www.theguardian.com/global-devel...
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Meta shuts down global accounts linked to abortion advice and queer content
More than 50 organisations report sites being restricted or removed, with abortion hotlines blocked and posts showing non-explicit nudity triggering warnings
https://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2025/dec/11/meta-shuts-down-global-accounts-linked-to-abortion-advice-and-queer-content?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other
1 day ago
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Uncle Duke
5 days ago
♫ But I would walk 500 miles ♫ ♫ And I would walk 500 more ♫
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YOU MUST WATCH THIS WITH SOUND ON (you’re welcome)
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6 days ago
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I’d watch the hell out of that movie
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6 days ago
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8 days ago
Seems about right..
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Candy Elliott
7 days ago
Being alive right now is trying to balance “I want to stay informed” with “this is actively destroying my mental health”
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andy vs
8 days ago
Tech bros shocked that normal human beings enjoy thinking
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Uncle Duke
7 days ago
"You're lucky Mom says I can't open my presents until Christmas." "But I'm not-" "Tick tock, motherfucker."
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Ygrene
12 days ago
my dog: *being treated in such a way that shame has been placed on his bloodline for one thousand years* me: ok bud now let me wipe your other paw
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Damnit Janet
13 days ago
There's my little hunter gatherer!
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The Scamperbeasts
12 days ago
Saja denies he is a real chaos demon and lies in wait to ambush all those who would say otherwise
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sweetie π
13 days ago
my daughter wanted me to order her this sweater bc she thinks it looks like doris. umm no, this is a dog that’s seen terrible, terrible things
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I'm Uni :3
13 days ago
Uni is in a good mood! Look at that tiny smile :3
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The Drip
24 days ago
Local Dog Not Sure What To Do Next
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“Excuse me, sir? I’d like to speak with you about the joy of star-head lag screws”
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14 days ago
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Uncle Duke
14 days ago
For the life of her, Chloe could not figure out how what had seemed like such a good plan, had gone so terribly, terribly wrong.
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Uncle Duke
14 days ago
nobody: absolutely nobody: me: it’s the creature from the black legume
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I'm Uni :3
15 days ago
Uni became the box :3
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Now *thats* a winning scratch ticket:)
#catsky
#catsofbluesky
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16 days ago
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I am the-sheets-I-got-as-a-wedding-gift-are-so-frayed-that-I-really-ought-to-throw-them-out years old
18 days ago
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My kid is at the airport, on their way home from college for Thanksgiving đź’ś
19 days ago
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tl;dr: "Avoid the CDC website, [esp.] anything on vaccines, reproductive health, environmental science, or health equity." Flu & wastewater data are still accurate, bc they're "still largely under the control of states and CDC scientists."
yourlocalepidemiologist.substack.com/p/cdc-false-...
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One of CDC’s final blows. And what it means for you.
Where to find trusted health information now?
https://yourlocalepidemiologist.substack.com/p/cdc-false-information-jetelina
22 days ago
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Uncle Duke
23 days ago
"Let's go over this one more time." "I know what-" "ONE MORE TIME." "Fine." "What is it you're looking for?" "A garbage bag." "In which room?" "The kitchen." "What do you do when you find it?" "Bring it to you here." "I'm counting on you, Tim."
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Uncle Duke
22 days ago
Hal hadn’t survived three Thanksgivings by being stupid.
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#catsky
#catsofbluesky
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23 days ago
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Jonathan Edward Durham
24 days ago
Sorry November but I can’t do this current news cycle AND cold toes at the same time, one of you has got to go
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Uncle Duke
24 days ago
squirrel: *points gun* me: what do you want me to do? squirrel: *gestures at sign* me: alright, i get it *opens book drop* squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion* me: NOT A SQUIRREL! squirrel: *disappears into book drop* me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
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Clearly a sign of the apocalypse (ignore the dates) On second thought - maybe Satan came to earth from 2007 - 2021 and needed something to drink
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25 days ago
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#dogsky
#dogsofbluesky
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25 days ago
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Bridget O’Brien
27 days ago
Amazing, no notes, I do not desire to learn anything else about this story, for it would only detract from the perfection on this headline.
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Uncle Duke
27 days ago
pony: is this your card? me: yes! cool trick! pony: thanks me: can you do any others? pony: *sighs* no
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#catsky
#catsofbluesky
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27 days ago
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With our furnace not working, this seems like the right idea to me
#catsky
#catsofbluesky
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28 days ago
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Whoever is responsible for replacing “I’ll have the [name of dish]” with “I’m gonna do the [name of dish]” is eternally on my shit list
#petpeeves
28 days ago
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Behold the majestic German shepherd
#dogsky
#dogsofbluesky
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29 days ago
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Frankie tends to take things a bit literally
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29 days ago
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Uncle Duke
about 1 month ago
“It’s a dog door, a DOG door. Now, one more time, what are you?” [sigh] “I’m a horse.” “That’s right Jim, you’re a horse.”
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Truth
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about 1 month ago
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#catsky
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about 1 month ago
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#dogsky
#dogsofbluesky
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about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
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#catsky
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#dogsky
#dogsofbluesky
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about 1 month ago
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None shall pass. Unless you happen to have peanut butter
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about 1 month ago
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Uncle Duke
about 1 month ago
"Hush, Horatio. Did you not hear the Dark Lord's call? Go now and summon the others, for it is the time of The Reaping. Soon we shall be bathing in the blood of our enemies." "I don't know, Max. I'm pretty sure that was just a can opener."
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Uncle Duke
about 1 month ago
“Hey there, sexy ladies!” “Just ignore him, Arlene.”
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