These must be the first drafts of the Orange Catholic Bible Butlerian Jihad now

Alien: And how did you run out of water? Earthling: Machines drank it. Alien: Machines. Earthling: We had to feed machines the water. Aliens: So the machines were holding your planet hostage for water. Earthling: No, we made the thirsty machines. They worked for us. Alien: End communication.

Ending Reconstruction before hanging every Confederate was a mistake

Idk man I feel like even if AI scraped from 100% ethical sources, had zero impact on the environment, and produced gorgeous work, I’d still think you were a bitch for using it

youtube.com/shorts/2pjWE... I'll be at MCVegas recording cube interviews this weekend. If you want your cube showcased, send me a DM or email me at [email protected]!

bundleofholding.com/presents/Fel... Does anyone want all of Fellowship (alongside everything I wrote for Dungeon World) for the low low price of slightly more than $18? Well now you can, its back on the bundle of holding.

"sorry I can't come to your once-in-250-years party. I'll be busy doing something it would actually make much more logical sense to do four days later. I bumped it up on purpose so I could throw it in your face. eat shit forever, amen" there is no hater on earth like a hater from Chicago

I'm becoming too acquainted with the feeling of dread, coupled with anger that the people best positioned to stop all this choose not to on a daily basis

Magic is finding a table after a 3 day con to keep playing

Slay the Spire 2 is incredible. @megacrit.com have knocked it out of the park again. So many wonderful quality of life improvements and so many more paths to go down. Well done!

Use this gift link: share.inquirer.com/sIiF3w

Every single element of life is either more deadly, more expensive or more inconvenient (often all three) today than it’s been in decades & it’s purely because our robber baron overlords decided to dedicate the entirety of the US apparatus to doing barbaric & culturally suicidal white nationalism

In prep for @shoebox.gg I'm updating my Jund Cube: The Junderdome. ECL had many kindred goodies and replaced a few outdated cards. The cube continues to be a love letter to all that is Jund and I'm so thrilled I got to put a @jedepraz.bsky.social in there! I'll be at the lobbycon with it!

My Latest: Contrary to many doomsayers, it is not too late to protect the midterm elections. There are steps Democrats can take now — at both the state and federal levels — to safeguard our elections. www.democracydocket.com/opinion/its-...

You should also donate to @tolariancommunitycollege.com 's amazing fundraiser before it's too late! give.translifeline.org/campaign/765...

Hey everyone! Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today! But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold. I just resorted our list to put those on the top. Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!

"When one fed attempted to blow off the crowd by visibly watching basketball highlights on his phone, a protester shouted “You’re watching ads, you broke bitch! Kill yourself!” The federal agent returned to his room shortly thereafter." crimethinc.com/2026/01/27/t...

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AOC: An agency that is attacking U.S. citizens, kidnapping five-year-olds and using them as bait, and privately circulating the idea that they can violate the rights of Americans by busting down their doors—they deserve to be defunded, and I’ll take any step in that direction.

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

The U.S. is currently holding three times as many people in immigrant detention as were detained in the Nazi concentration camp system in spring 1939—six years into the Third Reich and just before the start of World War II. A critical read: degenerateart.beehiiv.com/p/into-the-a...

I feel this but also I'm Black

And despite all of this, it is still our duty to fight. We have no other choice. People are already dying who could be saved. They are coming for all of us regardless.

What if Magic The Gathering was a retro point and click adventure game?

Hi other tech folks! Does anyone have recommendations for trans-friendly recruiters on the West Coast? I’m a lead product manager with around a decade of experience. Looking to shift back to a salaried position after consulting the last couple years. Reposts appreciated, thanks!

InfiniTokens Dry Erase Tokens are the perfect gaming accessory for MTG, RPGs and more. These dry erase accessories will help make your gameplay easier and more fun! Store thousands of token options in a single deck box. Anything you need, any time you need it! infinitokens.com

Think you know L̵i̵m̵i̵t̵e̵d̵ Cube? It's time for the MTGA Powered Cube #𝐏𝟎𝐏𝟏 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐞! Pick 8 cards to max GIH win rate -- with slight changes from the usual structure, due to the nature of Cube. Notably, you're picking one of the Power 9+! details👇

Anyone at @capitolcube.org who needs food downtown ABSOLUTELY HAS TO check out Your Only Friend DC. Incredible sandwiches and drinks www.instagram.com/youronlyfrie...

Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.

Luckily, Sinclair has a helpful database of all their stations, so you can see if they're operating in your area and respond accordingly. sbgi.net/tv-stations/

This combined with the incredibly disgusting rewriting on abortion law is some nazi authoritarian level of algebra for population control. There's never been a better time to get a vasectomy if you care about reproductive rights at all. I've had mine for 2+ years, happy to dm or talk about it!

SAY NICE THINGS ABOUT EoE (if you liked the set TELL THEM WE LIKE inventive ambitious in universe cards because EoE got swamped and swept aside by two UB preview deluges before it even released)

"Gosh, I love watching paper magic". Come join the stream of @cubeforacause.upkeepnewyork.com featuring the dulcet tones of @andy.luckypaper.co and the semi-truths of @tiddypills.bsky.social www.twitch.tv/luckypapermtg

This week, I’m hosting The Daily Show Tuesday through Thursday. It’s my first time hosting anything on TV. Ever. I’ve spent years writing behind the scenes, learning from truly great and talented people. Now, for three nights, I get to sit at the desk and do it myself.

Who's your favorite sexy Dropout car wash team? ❤️ 'Like' if Team 1 is your favorite 💬 'Comment' if Team 2 is your favorite!

This week, ICE illegally denied me entry into a processing facility in my district, and today, they released a statement saying I “[gave] the appearance of a political stunt intended to generate publicity rather than pursue genuine oversight.” I have some thoughts.🧵

Here at the DataOos.live booth at Snowflake Summit #frictionless

Had the pleasure of appearing on @domrikade.bsky.social's cube interview podcast this week! Hear us talk about Oklahoma's premier ice cream... and Magic, too, I guess. RSS: anchor.fm/s/f6619fa8/p... Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/5fwS...

This video is about Andy Mangold’s unconventional Ornithopter cube and the community that has become its champion. ft. @andy.luckypaper.co 🎥 youtu.be/Pddm1gbBuWE?...

Reminder that Dachau was opened on 22 March 1933, even before Hindenburg died. Most people don't know it was finally closed down in 1960.

Literally me when they say “it resolves”

And then I wondered … had Pete Hegseth really meant to text me the state secrets?

Live from the Emeryville Public market, our team, QUIZARDS OF OZ celebrated hard and showed up! @brainstormertrivia.bsky.social

It's international womens day. Tag a woman who makes the world a better place. Makes the world a better place on a large scale, a small scale, or a personal scale. I really want to know the women who change the world and I want to know why you look up to them.

I was on @domrikade.bsky.social 's awesome Recross the Paths podcast this week talking about my Jund Cube! Check it out: open.spotify.com/episode/7mhO... There's also great other episodes on there too, give it a listen!

Had such a great time at @vertexmtg.bsky.social this weekend. Great to catch up with people. Ended up doing really well in the event taking two trophies in @tpug.bsky.social's Jund Cube and May's Fae Cube. My pin collection's getting a little out of hand!

For years I've suspected the conventional way of shuffling cubes was not very effective. I did a detailed analysis, including simulations of common methods, to understand it better and come up with an efficient strategy: the Broadcast Shuffle. luckypaper.co/articles/the...