thank god for the housewife classic of whipped cream + some flavouring + pre made pie crust for easy potluck options

i think about this tumblr post all the time

having blusky's set to make you click-through to see anything flagged as "adult content" is great, because it's like a little surprise present. 90% of the time its an anime girl in a bikini the remaining 10% someone is trying to insert an entire washing machine into their ass

Devil man dub had a lot of greats

SCP but all it does is activate kids autism

dolls to watch out for

trying to decide if this would be a good or bad idea

1984 type shit at fanfest

My response to anything over the next two weeks

SEVEN HOURS OF TATTOO LINEWORK LATER im so tired

Settings > Voice & Video > Video > scroll down and uncheck "Use our advanced technology to capture your screen"

progress on maliketh!

just the normal Gulp is ok . Please

These have healed enough now so, guess who finally has tatts. Original art from Amrit Brar's Shitty Horoscopes Book VII: Magick

Yearly reminder, files available free from MMF or Cults3D

LEVEL 1: My OC has a huge cock LEVEL 2: My OC has an average cock because I'm normal about these things LEVEL 3: My OC has a huge cock because fuck normal actually LEVEL 4: My OC's cock varies depending on how horny I am LEVEL 5: My OC's cock is however big it needs to be to make the joke land

for the emperor

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

Isopod Daniel

エルデンリング　ヴァレーさん

that's just funslop. you only like it because it's fun.

no one has ever gotten the spirit of our country as right as paul verhoeven making robocop

It kinda rules that the “WAGTFKY” government is being bullied by a 5 foot tall pop star

kind of obsessed with this custom binding for Moby dick by Susan and Chaim Ebanks at Exeter Bookbinders

Paul McCartney's its a wonderful christmastime has to be some kind of human rights violation

the most toxic hardcore raider you know is going to start interpersonal drama that will result in the dissolution of two different statics, the disbanding of an FC, and no less than three (3) callout posts, and they will be using this as their primary weapon glam

Just watched the new trailer

I was masking a house out of a photo for an edit and accidentally made an ontologically evil image

wow the beast really will make marks of us all

Heeeeer'es KRAMPUS for Docordog!

If you've ever worried that you're horny or too AGP all you need to do to reorient yourself is read some luxury perfume marketing copy

best package warning graphic i've ever seen 🪶

"Thagomizer" in Japanese is, in fact, サゴマイザー/sagomaizaa, and you can imagine my delight when it dawned on me what the katakana I was reading represented.

We didn’t need all these biographical Willy Wonka movies about who he is as a person. In the older versions, he’s obviously God or the Devil. You’re supposed to spend the entire story wondering which one and gradually become worried they’re the same being

In other news I get to try and upholster some buttons for a birthday gift project because I cannot be asked to go buy clear ones

I am entering the big itch phase of tattoo healing and I crave death

I'm at the combination

I think getting custom art streamed for you is the highest form of cultural entertainment. An experience only the elite use to be able to access now there's awesome freaks drawing massive butts n dicks for me while I get to sip tea in my spinny chair.

james cameron every couple of years for some reason:

I dan finally stop surprising people with the fact I have 0 tattoos