imagine spending millions of dollars every year on security and still posting this

Infosec used to be serious

@churchofpossum.bsky.social saw this and thought of you lol

The only things you need to transition are patience, faith and 250,000 dollars

Sisyphus is: heavy rock-pushing; mythic-grade metaphor; torment unending, solo-focused boulder-rolling; zero growth, zero choice + epic Olympian Punishment!

we must imagine sisyphus as a live service looter shooter with collab events

me and all the other 30+ year olds in our discord servers after none of us give them our IDs and face scans

“I don’t like Bad Bunny because I can’t understand Spanish.” You are WEAK. Weeaboos have been jamming out to songs they don’t understand in Japanese for decades.

guys please come over to my house for Meat Day

Return to silent hill was so bad it gave me bronchitis

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The dumbest people on earth love this stuff and the most evil people on earth promote this stuff, so

the neopets ttrpg kickstarter is going great

idk i don't think it's really hard to accept that an unfortunate consequence of borderline economic collapse right after many artists were genuinely optimistic about their ability to make art their fulltime gig means that artists may have to Take A Long Time With Your Online Furry Commission

even with a warning of this being rightwing pop punk i don’t think i was anywhere near ready for how BAD this is

I had a dream last night that the ESRB started putting age ratings on food.

i would like to stop being sick. i would like control of my body back

This photo is funnier than it has any business being people.com/hairdresser-...

Take a sip!

Did it look like this?

jeffrey epstein being the first domino for the financial crash, video game micro transactions, and Gamergate is making me lose my mind

aliexpress? hello?

I KEEP BEING CALLED AN OATHBREAKER FOR HAVING SEX. NO WHERE IN MY OATH DID I PROMISE TO BE A LOSER

Margot Robbie in custom Dilara Fındikoglu at the 'Wuthering Heights' premiere in London

you can just make up two guys and then have them kiss. that's in your power as a human being. isn't that amazing

Love that somehow, on day 4 of general light flu symptoms, I get hit with the complete inability to regulate body temperature

the sacred text

too much of fiction is dedicated to trying to convince everyone that being a immortal vampire with a huge rack would be sad actually

thinking about that "(x) could kill a victorian child" trend and how the more interesting thought is "which eras of history could you make significantly worse by introducing original formula 4loko"

Today's aesthetic: fic that spends several thousand words establishing Kink World, the world structured entirely around the author's excruciatingly specific kink, does one sex scene in like chapter two, then spends the next thirty chapters interrogating the sociopolitical implications of Kink World.

con tshirt idea

back in the day, companies could get by with legacy programs and one dedicated IT specialist that knew the program in and out. But if it's on the cloud, it can just... disappear! That's it! Your entire company's infrastructure gone in an instant! This and the forced win11 update is disastrous.

average conspiracy cycle when it’s actually real

Return to silent hill so bad of a movie it gave me a cold

Ferbruary #oldknees

i will never forgive the techbros for ruining computer computer was the only thing i liked

It's not that girls are weapons, actually. It's that weapons, as objects coveted by men who view the possession and conspicuous use of them as intrinsically demonstrative of their masculinity, are a type of woman.

My politics

zun’s words on being a chuunibyou are more mission critical than ever in big 2026

"microtransactions in games started by cabal of pedophile elites for the purpose of indoctrinating kids into an economy" Ok. Well, we all knew it was evil somehow but I really didn't expect Epstein to be responsible for why video games are bad now. That's just not what I would've thought.

People talk about our food killing a medieval peasant, but in the Middle Ages they were drinking viscous beer made with egg whites and flour that made you shit yourself

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Return to silent hill is to sucker punch what black swan is to perfect blue