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I'm here. Now what?
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Dumbest bill name for the dumbest country
about 4 hours ago
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Tim Marchman
about 6 hours ago
Interesting!
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Melinda Gates didnt take enough from Bill Gates. She should go back to get the rest of his money and give it to his victims
about 5 hours ago
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Embarassing for High Noons
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about 7 hours ago
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social media enjoyer
about 21 hours ago
I can't tell you how much you shouldn't imply you're sick or frail in any way to these monsters, if you can avoid it.
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The VF photographer is correct that everyone is so used to seeing airbrushing, filters, and AI that you dont realize how bad most people's filler is. That's why everyone loses their shit when they see unedited photos of a Kardashian.
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Nick
1 day ago
Got a credible tip that Kotek’s office is applying pressure on the city to prevent a liquid fuel storage drawdown (cue records requests). If this is true, it means Kotek is declaring war on Preschool for All & the Portland climate movement in a re-election year where she will need to win PDX big.
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Going to do my best to make this! This is basically my neighborhood and I think the amount of small businesses and events that have been able to set up in the Lloyd Center is so great for the community and more people should be aware of and supportive of it.
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kerry ✨
1 day ago
Pop crave posting this and not like the times or the post is everything we need to know about the medias complicity
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L oh fucking L
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Went last night and this is one of the best, most fun events in Portland. Mood was great. The audience was generous. The performers were amazing. Truly a great time and I cant wait to go again next year.
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Loved learning the power went out and came back on last night because all my lights on remote turned on and the fridge kicked in at 2am
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Been yelling that Gluesenkamp Perez is the fucking worst and how many people fell for the flannel shirt campaign. Y'all need to get rid of her ASAP.
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1 day ago
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New faceless weird troll alert who happens to follow council members
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Councilor Sameer Kanal
2 days ago
ICE deployed pepper balls while detaining someone near George Middle School in St. Johns last week. It was appalling - but not surprising.
@mayorkwilson.bsky.social
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@councilorepg.bsky.social
@councilordanryan.bsky.social
, and I issued this statement condemning ICE's poisoning of North Portlanders:
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Mayor, District 2 City Councilors Condemn ICE’s Deployment of Chemical Munitions in North Portland Arrest
Fox 12 Oregon report shows bystanders struck as ICE agents deploy pepper balls during neighborhood arrest
https://www.portland.gov/mayor/keith-wilson/news/2025/12/16/mayor-district-2-city-councilors-condemn-ices-deployment
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If this is anything but an announcement that Sophia is back next season, admin should be fired.
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2 days ago
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Every day my upstairs neighbor plays that one song from Big Little Lies
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Harriet - Pumpkin Spite
3 days ago
we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
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Guys....... I have to go. F1 in the motherland. Who can get me a garage pass hook up?
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lanyardigan
3 days ago
Could a person with depression do this?! (grimly goes about activities of daily living)
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Who are these fascists that arent dickheads?
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3 days ago
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It would be cool if people didnt make my life miserable for the last couple weeks of the year. IM EXHAUSTED
3 days ago
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Fucking hell
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4 days ago
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Joshua Erlich
4 days ago
when you’ve been waiting 18 minutes for the shredded cheese for your fajitas
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alix e. harrow
4 days ago
my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides
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Chris Polansky
4 days ago
Stonington Lobster Trap Tree!
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL
5 days ago
Also man Benoit Blanc cannot wear a bad suit, it’s not possible
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Rian Johnson can make 100 Knives Out if it means we keep getting Blanc monologues. That stairs scene was one of the funniest things I've seen.
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I've had a real slog with cooking lately with everything I make being bad and weirdly bland but I think my fortunes just changed. These brothy beans and greens that I improvised are so good.
5 days ago
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That movie is too long
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Councilor Sameer Kanal
5 days ago
If you're in the Lloyd area, you might have seen a flier at your house. I might have missed you at the door, but please come out to our Town Hall in Lloyd Center next Friday (12/19) at 5:30!
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Watching House of Gucci and we dont talk about Adam Driver doing back to back movies playing famous Italians. He needs one more for the trifecta
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Gabe Utseks
7 days ago
what a beautiful unicorn ✨
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Boycott companies already selling valentine's day stuff.
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I cant believe how many of you are still willing to go to bat for the Dems when they're pulling shit like this.
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Terry J. Harris
6 days ago
I'll post more on this over the weekend, but this is a huge development. For the first time, Portland's Council would be formally exercising its charter-given oversight responsibilities. Spoiler alert: this is exactly the right way to do it.
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✨🌯 jamie
6 days ago
I found another incredible Tubi gem. Now watching.
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Once again asking all of you were is this energy for actual significant cultural resources that this country destroys daily? Or energy for Section 106 which admin is trying to strip because it requires the govt to consider impacts to sites on federally funded projects?
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6 days ago
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Im not against wind or solar but I think like a lot of things, the public buys into marketing and never looks past that to see what actually happens with these things.
6 days ago
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Look some of these looneys arent wrong about the environmental impact of green energy projects but many of you are too ignorant about their installation and maintenance to know that and just go off because its a conservative person. Is it better than oil yes. But there are still impacts.
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Screamer Jim
7 days ago
Congratulations you fucking morons
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Greg Pak
8 days ago
I've probably photographed Brad Lander more than any other elected in NYC because the dude shows up. He's everywhere, he's incredibly accessible, and he genuinely loves New Yorkers. You can literally go up and talk to him whenever he shows up. Go ahead, try it! (I have NEVER seen Goldman ANYWHERE.)
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Watching LIB Italy these people are racist af. This woman was born in South Korea and speaks fluent perfect Italian and the guy said he doesnt feel passion from her and hopes it isnt a language barrier.
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Doing this is insane anyways but saying youre going to do this as the World Cup and Olympics are about to be hosted by this scam of a country should be enough (amongst all the other horrible acts its done) to get those events pulled
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8 days ago
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I am unparalleled at my job for my ability to research and put 2 and 2 together. All my years creeping on potential dates is really paying off for me in this second leg of my career.
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cait (and adonis)
8 days ago
fuck the Democratic party 👍
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It's only Tuesday and this is already the longest week.
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9 days ago
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Actual journalism to expose these attendees.
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9 days ago
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At this rate, these guys cant even find their own dicks without ChatGPT.
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