I GROW MARIJUANA AND I LOVE THE QUEERS

KEEP THE BRITISH OUT OF GENDER THEY SUPPORT MONARCHY, COLONIALISM, & JIMMY SAVILLE. THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA SHOULD DRONE STRIKE JK ROWLINGS HAUNTED CASTLE

MY EXWIFE JOINED QANON AND OWNS THREE COPIES OF EVERY HARRY POTTER BOOK ALSO SHE HATES IMMIGRANTS I HAVE NO LOVE IN MY HEART FOR TRAITORS TO HUMAN COMPASSION

WHATEVER WORDS YOU WANT ME TO USE FOR YOU ARE THE CORRECT ONES I LOVE EVERYONE EXCEPT MY EXWIFE

JK ROWLING IS A TERRORIST AND A BIGGER THREAT TO WOMEN’S SAFETY THAN AL-QAEDA. THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA SHOULD DRONE STRIKE EVERY HARRY POTTER LAND.

KEEP THE BRITISH OUT OF GENDER THEY SUPPORT MONARCHY, COLONIALISM, & JIMMY SAVILLE. THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA SHOULD DRONE STRIKE JK ROWLINGS HAUNTED CASTLE

THIS ACCOUNT SUPPORTS ALL SEX WORKERS IF YOU HATE PORNOGRAPHY OR SEX THEN YOU HATE AMERICA

I TOOK YOU OUT OF THE WILL BECAUSE YOU BOUGHT TITTY MAGAZAINES INSTEAD OF DIRECTLY SUPPORTING PORNOGRAPHERS THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR BUYING PLAYBOY THE ARTICLES ARE DOGSHIT NOW BECAUSE OF BABY BUSH AND 9/11 GIVE SEX WORKERS MONEY NOT HEFNER HE DIED TWENTY YEARS AGO AND WAS REPLACED BY A BODY DOUBLE

Vaxxed?

Jamestown governor John Ratcliffe, the villain in Pocahontas, died horrifically in real life. After being tricked, ambushed & captured, women removed his skin with mussel shells and tossed the pieces into a fire as he watched. They skinned his face last, and burned him at the stake.

Learning that we've only identified 10% of all ocean creatures and feeling sick to my damn stomach

we're in a trade war with Canada over an amount of fentanyl that wouldn't even make a cop fake a seizure

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I LOVE GARBAGE I COLLECTED IT FOR MY CITY AS A SANITATION WORKER FOR 3 MONTHS UNTIL I WAS FIRED DRINKING ON THE JOB

EVERY ACESEXUAL I HAVE MET WAS THE BEST POKER PLAYER I SUPPORT YOU TAKING OVER AND INVENTING MORE GAMES

HOMOSEXUALS HAVE A RICH CULTURE GOD BLESS ALL OF YOU

I GOT BLACKOUT DRUNK THE DAY BOB DOLE DIED AND I STAYED THAT WAY UNTIL THE NEXT MORNING

KETAMINE IS A WONDERFUL MEDICINE IT HELPED ME FEEL AGAIN AFTER MY LAST DIVORCSE

my biggest fear is elon musk becoming very publicly obsessed with something i love

Hey everyone, yo, listen up. I know things are bad. Scary, even. But don't you worry Cuz we got BIG SLOPPY DEMOCRACY PAPA in our corner

I CAN STILL DRIVE EVEN WITHOUT A LICENSE I DO IT EVERY DAY

SIRI WHAT IS SHOTA ON BLUESKY INTERNET SLANG QUESTION MARK

I LOVE EVERY SINGLE CHILD I HAVE EVEN THE ONES I DONT REMEMBER

I ENJOY THE TV SERIES LOVE IS BLIND

view full thread? no, don’t think i will.

you gotta imagine that elon is kinda sad that waynes world wants him to kill himself

I don’t buy much from the US, iPhones and Levi’s. If I lose weight I can get back into old Levi’s for the next four years. Some small food things I can now dodge. Gradually easing out US podcasts and finding UK, NZ and Canada ones instead. We can all cancel one US thing.

I URINATE FOR LONGER THAN 3 MINUTES NOW MY DOCTOR SAYS THIS IS DUE TO MY SWOLLEN PROSTATE

WHAT DOES YOUR USERNAME MEAN WHAT IS A SHOTA

ai is killing the important and precious joy of creating art about the most hated politician alive! its a tradition since humans started doing politics! dont let them take that away from us!!

AI IS A KREMLIN PLOT TO STEAL OUR PRECIOUS CREATIVE FLUIDS I DIDNT DEMO PIPELINES FOR GREEN PEACE IN THE 90S TO BURN DOWN THE RAIN FOREST

ALL AI IS STEALING FROM HUMAN WORKERS

In this house we use narrators for our audiobooks.

I OWN A 2004 HONDA BIG RUCKUS

I think it’s so cute when old dudes ride out on their motor tricycles

FELON SCHMUCK IS A SOUTH AFRICAN NAZI AND THE MOLOTARY SHOULD PUT HIM DOWN LIKE A RABID DOG

I THINK I RECOGNIZE YOU FROM MY “DRUNK & DIVORCED DADS” SUPPORT GROUP

drinking a seltzer i pulled out of the box off the kitchen counter and thinking it might be a little too cold even

oh yeah? if gen x can fire a gun so well, how come it was millennials that invented school shootings? checkmate, lib.

BABY BUSH LIED TO INVADE IRAQ

cheeto dickcheese tortelloni

BABY BUSH WAS PRESIDENT ON 9/11

“always HORNY for DEMOCRATS. 🫏ceo of RESISTANCE to the MANGO CHEETO bandito in the dang WHITE HOUSE. 🏛️ father of 6 LARGE adult SONS. 👨 ally 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇲🇿🇰🇵🏁🇦🇶🏴‍☠️ no pronouns for me (I am NORMAL). 9 divorces; still lookin 4 my golden girl 😢 retired LEO (operation GLADIO). devout jesus freak. 🕊️ no DIRECT MESSAGES.”

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