we shoulda killed imagine dragons when we had the chance

I’ll give you a pickle *fart*

like you're kinda buying into AI bro rhetoric when you hear "before AI we had to manually search through massive documents to find a word" and respond "yeah and that was good!" rather than "no? we hit ctrl+f"

at some point you need to let your favorite game franchise die. the people hounding for a titanfall 3 wouldnt even like it. they wouldnt even make the game you want. just accept this and have a cigarette or something

Getting rid of the headphone jack is up there with legalized gambling, re: the dissolution of society

yoo they put ed edd n eddy back on tv?!

Unleash the extraordinary powers of Dylan

Miscellaneous ffxiv doodle dump 💗

I'm a deeply flawed individual, but I bring joy to the world.

This is what people miss in the gun debate. "Everyone should just have guns" is a HORRIBLE solution, but it is probably better than "only fascists should have guns." There's also a huge disconnect between what gun ownership means in the city vs a rural environment, and people tend to imagine that

every time theres a new article about RGG studios

Journalists love to get screamed at by gamers.

Weird how so many people always just happen to have the exact right morals in the exact right way to justify yelling at trans women on the internet. Probably a coincidence.

Spookyvania #MinaTheHollower

Mina!

love to read news about pokemon go! i wonder if there's any MORE news about pokemon go i can read today!!

pov: you're about to play something that simply does not work

"nostalgia is fascist" I get what that means but aren't we painting with a broad brush here? is it a good idea to cede a feeling people have always felt to fascists?

I'm confused bc they've BEEN recasting the Persona cast since Reload

This might be one of the most insane scandals in game history When Pokemon Go players scan PokeStops, theyve been unknowingly building a detailed visual model of the world which is being sold to a military contractor to build a no-GPS positioning for the new generation of unmanned killing machines

I hate how youtube livestream chat has some memory leak or something... Leave a stream running for 1 hour and it's dire

THIS STREAM WENT GREAT @wooliewoolz.bsky.social DID SUCH A GOOD JOB

0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.

hulk: hulk use gamma vision to find clues thor: i can activate my asgard vision to find clues iron man: jarvis activate jarvis vision to find clues captain america: i can use america’s vision to find clues hawkeye: i can use my hawk vision to find clues spiderman: nows a good time to use my spidey v

oot remake link

Born too early for Star Fox and Ocarina of Time to release this year. Born too late for Star Fox and Ocarina of Time to release this year. Born just in time for Star Fox and Ocarina of Time to release this year.

Oops, I forgot to post this one here.

pt 2🐔

i hope ocarina of time 2026 is just unrecognizable and over-ambitious and takes big swings that upset some people because if you’re spending resources and dev time only for link to leave that tree house and enter a one-to-one layout of n64 kokiri forest in UE5 im gonna be really bummed out

First look at White Ganon in The Legend of Zelda movie

guys. Anime game. it's high fantasy and vaguely western european. there's a mystical dragon. a girl prays with all her heart. there is a wicked king. guy with black hair and sword. coming next spumminter

i wonder if sora will encounter the guy i saw in shibuya a few years ago who was wearing a weird transparent trump mask and holding up a sign begging to be unbanned from twitter

Imagine the pressure though lol Like, best game ever made, highest rated game of all time. Do that again? Go ahead and make it again as good.

Gonna spend the rest of the day thinking about how thumb wrestling got more screen time than the ocarina of time remake

he is the size of one (1) tardigrade 😔

Imagine if Grezzo was making it lol

I am kinda fucked though OoT remake on Switch 2 means I have to get a Switch 2 now

they should also make a Majora's Mask remake within the span of a single year after OoT remake comes out

The Ocarina of Time remake's UX is gonna go insane, Water Temple here we come

Why don't you Nintendo Direct yourself to the polls

YOU - “Promiscuity -- you mean the *cock carousel*.” (Twirl your hand around in the air.) MEASUREHEAD - YOU USE VULGAR HUMOUR TO DISTRACT YOURSELF FROM THE PAIN THAT WOMEN HAVE CAUSED YOU. IMPOTENT RAGE AT THEIR PROMISCUITY WILL NOT HEAL YOU. AND IT *REPELS* WOMEN.