This is our best bullshit yet: Putting the consensus best games ever head-to-head, but we're forced to argue which one is actually a piece of poopy shit ass. Original thumbnail

We're tired of being nice, fair, and considerate toward good games. For the next few weeks, we're doing a bracket of the best game of all time (that actually sucks). For in-depth, reasoned arguments like the one below, please watch at the following link: youtu.be/TH0BiDboIe0

This Castlevania trailer just showing a few frames of a world map set to the beat of the music/montage they're going for, A+ shitpost

Kiwami 3's...uh, everything, has maybe been the speedrun world record in tanking player trust, but RGG's been whittling it away for a while. Remember the Limited Run (re-)releases of Yakuza from late 2024-early 2025 (which means they probably haven't actually shipped yet)? Lemme weave you a tale:

super bowl ads so ass that even lofi girl has to shout that they're anti-AI now

I tried to put some complicated feelings I've had into words regarding Yakuza Kiwami 3. On the struggle of conviction, finding one's own line in the sand as personal experiences and disappointment cascades and clashes against what we love. mykonosfan.beehiiv.com/p/a-thousand...

damn dude, okay fine take it

❗️❗️NEW VIDEO ❗️❗️ My big, giant retrospective of Snatcher for the Sega CD is FINALLY HERE! This is easily the hardest I've EVER worked on a video so any and all support would be greatly appreciated! youtu.be/YfpY0FcTBpk

I'm crying

Xbox's beloved exclusive shooter series: Dead, hoping for a jolt of life as a multiplatform game PlayStation's beloved exclusive shooter series: Dead, all of 'em Nintendo's beloved exclusive shooter series: haha you're silly, that doesn't exi-

🚨 NEW VIDEO 🚨 HELP I OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN THE FAVELA TRYING TO REVIVE MIT AIA I NEED TO CLOSE IT ► youtu.be/5EO0kUUR-E4

I think my brain permanently broke when a 2001 episode of Pokemon played part of the Uncharted theme to celebrate Lugia destroying a military base

Honestly, incredible work here

Usually I don't, but lemme add to the pile: I was doxxed (thankfully w/ wrong info) because someone thought my 2001-2005 Sega docu wasn't nice enough to convicted felon Yuji Naka. I was...quoting Naka & his colleagues At least now we know why Swen wore a suit of armor to the Game Awards: He's soft

It is time. www.twitch.tv/crub_official

Gonna tell my kids this was Sonic Unleashed

it's so over high gardeners

Thanks everyone who bought PaperKlay! It’s thanks to you that I can look at my own apartment now! ❤️ Very very grateful, been reading through Steam reviews as well 🥹

Somehow no one had made one of these for tenor gif search, so I have done the needful

i should call her

Fun fact! My first vid was released JUST before the Nintendo Direct that revealed Star Fox Guard, 10 years ago in March. The Golden Bolt existed in a world without Slippy's Uncle Grippy for exactly 1 hour, 33 mins, & 21 seconds. What a horrible 93 minutes that was.

don't you ever forget it

Sanzaru went out of its way to pitch Sly 4 JUST because they wanted to play another one. They proceeded to make Sony's cleanest HD collection as proof they could be trusted, and then made a pretty dang good Sly 4 despite loads of hurdles.

LIVE 🟣 www.twitch.tv/thegoldenbolt Alternating Souls games with every death/sub/channel points/etc., come fuck with my peak kino gameplay

2025 PREDICTION REACTIONS 2026 PREDICTIONS (and) REACTING TO YOUR 2026 PREDICTIONS THE WOLF IS ONLINE...GET READY... www.twitch.tv/crub_official

only just now found out this game's called "Yoshi and the Indescribable Illustrated Encyclopedia" in Japanese gamers, we have our new Yoshi's Universal Gravitation

LIVE www.twitch.tv/thegoldenbolt I'm playing TWO Souls games at once, alternating with every death (or if/when chat wants me to suffer more)

Gonna tell my kids this was Sonic Unleashed

just started rewatching breaking bad and opened bluesky for the first time this year, only to see this.

Don't think you understand how hard you should buy Pipistrello. One of 2025's best (and highest-rated) games, maybe the best GBA aesthetic in a game yet, actually funny. $14 is theft

You cannot consciously choose to shart, and I think that's profound.

I'M SO MAD

We mostly liked Metroid Prime 4! Controversial! However, there are a LOT of issues to dig into, exactly 1:52:44 worth Join @thattravguy.bsky.social, @thegoldenbolt.net, & guests @brendanlh.bsky.social & @wayneisboss.bsky.social for the web's only* Prime 4 spoilercast

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Watch us watch our toys play the game instead of us!

FIRST ANNUAL @crub.org SMASH BROS. AMIIBO TOURNAMENT www.twitch.tv/crub_official www.twitch.tv/crub_official www.twitch.tv/crub_official

Ellie, I'm a robot now, get me my pills.

Horrible thing to open my phone to. A monumental loss, the influence that Zampella's contributions have had across the last ~25 years probably can't even be quantified. Rest easy. www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/v...

After 8 months of work, the Doom Slayer video is FINALLY live! Watch this beast of a video with the 🔗 in the replies!

Our resident Pokéxperts have decided that they know how to fix the mainline games. Tell them they're wrong (but they're right), or let us know how YOU would fix the games. "Better graphics" is the free space on the bingo, you can't just say that

People say gatekeeping a hobby is bad, but it has a very specific use case: You should gatekeep if it means bullying away anybody who thinks "attack drone game boy" is a product worth creating or buying. Do not allow the actual worst people to believe this hobby is even neutral about their grift.

25% off on STEAM! With the winter sale that's going on now, I pushed a new update that fixes "the last" issues with the camera. Get it now and have an amazing holiday break!

We want off of Nagoshi's wild ride

Hello it turns out that game is indeed very good

If you just watched all of that and went "Huh, why did that game keep winning", allow us to tell you youtu.be/ZIuD8yBMZks

One of my fav game dev stories ever: For the 10 MINUTE Qwark Opera level in Secret Agent Clank, the devs had forgotten to ask Jim Ward to prep for singing. When he found out, he said "huh, hold on" & sang the entire thing in nearly A SINGLE TAKE.

GUESSING STEAM GAMES FROM THEIR REVIEWS Sean has brought it back, but tonight, there's a twist...picture related? www.twitch.tv/crub_official

Shotgun blast to the senses, seeing these two posts right next to each other PlayStation promoting Halo for 2026, Xbox promoting a controller from a third party game that came out 4 months ago