We are basically the same age so he presumably remembers that statues and buildings eroding away under our noxious rain was like, a big problem when we were kids.

If you're saying "I know what this is", I don't think you do because I thought I knew what it was until the last line lol

friends he, built to, try to keep his sanity, now always, stuck on, this satellite of love we have

Aside from the obvious issues, he's nailing it to the proudest part of the gate and if he does ever manage to secure the bottom half it will force the spike out at a weird angle. If he finishes they will all be different angles like it was built by orks

He built the only one that pollutes??

They always look like the bad guy in a children's movie

Not to diminish Chotiner, but it's crazy that all it takes to be the apex predator in American media is asking a question and asking it again if the subject avoids it.

Remember everyone:

This is now a lib engagement farming account

Master and Commander/TNG Intro this was rendering all day while I was out lol

My wife wants to get our dogs dna tested to find out what breeds they are but I refuse because like what if we find out they’re not really our dogs?

Death Stranding 3 antagonist

Harsh, but fair.

Live, Laugh, Mars Attacks

It's really something

Exact aesthetic of a video that plays in the holding area right before a big fake steel door slides open with a blast of fog to reveal a 12 seat theater with the full motion seats.

— did you hear about the Mad King. apparently he's pacing the battlements — huh? why would he be on the battlements? — dunno. the town criers are all shouting questions at him but he's not saying — is he wearing clothes at least? — so far yeah

Houston doesn't get much time on the silver screen, okay?

His *preferred* Island has been closed for a few years now.

UPDATE: all seemingly aesthetic phenomena can ultimately be explained by material conditions bsky.app/profile/pete...

Cool society we got here

Military atta- I mean 'policy'

Trump Burger's landlord is trying to steal the restaurant via an eviction lawsuit and part of their filing reveals that the Lebanese owner of Trump Burger has recently been taken by ICE.

The one thing I would've thought we could do better than China, but no. Even their truck tornado is superior.

Just coping with the hand we were dealt.

They split some. But I have at least reached 'better than the store'

One hundred thousand Supreme Court justices

what do you mean 'normal tools'?

And I want to be clear: no one will die for lack of a 70 year old map store. No one needs it. But it's nice. And the family restaurant down the street is nice. And the consignment shop run by that young couple struggling to make it is nice. Improve housing, energy and transit or get used to Panera.

"Sam, an order has come in . You're going to need to use the tracker. Press [X] to open it and begin ingredient prep. You can review RECIPES with R1. You'll be notified when it's done for a final quality check."

Stan Rogers says, "Do one thing, do it well."

Some exciting personal news: There's a very tiny bird that comes and sleeps in the same spot on my porch every night.

The baking equivalent of Not Involved In Human Trafficking

Did you know someone reverse-engineered the Weather Channel computer system from the 80s/90s and now you can generate your own private weather channel for your location? weatherstar.netbymatt.com

A friend of mine bought one of those smart pens that automatically digitizes notes and creates a timestamped audio to go with, hoping it would help organize his meeting notes. He had to get rid of it. As soon as people learned what it was, they treated every convo like a hostile interrogation

Geology 1) examine interesting mud for the parks department: $38,000/yr 2) examine interesting mud for Saudi Aramco: $275,000/yr

if you keep your eyes open and make even a small point to look for how many drivers are on their phones, you will start to believe in a loving god who is using all his power to ensure our world is not just constant car crashes

That's not even a helicopter, that's an 8 rotor electric osprey. The Machine God will not tolerate this hubris.

Finding a cool rock is a load-bearing part of being human. My enemies could never find joy in a cool rock.

He had tried burning a bike tire and a garden hose with no luck.

My neighbor told me the ocean keep eating his airplanes so I asked how many planes he has and he said he just goes to the military and gets a new plane afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding airplanes to the ocean and then his president started crying.

(Points at seagull) tariff